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Kamala Harris had a face lift and it didn't go well, at all

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Senator Kamala Harris debuted her new, and bizarre look

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Democrat Senator Kamala Harris (CA) on Saturday night appeared on MSNBC to discuss late Congressman John Lewis.

But everyone was talking about her *new* face.

Kamala's cosmetic work fueled rumors that she may be Biden's VP pick. However, this new look might have cost Senator Harris her chance.

Senator Harris' skin also looks a lot lighter

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This is a video of her latest interview




Everyone suspects that Joe is ready to make his final VP selection

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Maybe now Joe will select one of these fine ladies

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Does any comrades know where Captain Crapteck's been housing The People's™ nuts these days?

'pelipsky over and out

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Those cheekbones look pretty high... is she 1/1024 indigenous Native American too?

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Let's not be so critical of Komrade KaMAla's new ......um........look. It's so......uh......well, we've never....hmmmmmmm.........seen a person transform them self and recover so......... swiftly.

I'm sure she feels like the new person she looks like and is ready to hit the campaign trail causing 'fear and loathing' from her opponents.

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Image PROG OFF: I honestly don't see the need for her to get a facelift. She looked fine before. If someone is in their 50s nobody expects them to look like they are in their early 30s.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Does any comrades know where Captain Crapteck's been housing The People's™ nuts these days?

'pelipsky over and out
We think they're in the Bunker™ under Tractor Barn 5, oh wait, it was just seen on our RING that Kamala was there without notice! Call the Stasi!

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The Ghost of Red Rooster wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:Does any comrades know where Captain Crapteck's been housing The People's™ nuts these days?

'pelipsky over and out
We think they're in the Bunker™ under Tractor Barn 5, oh wait, it was just seen on our RING that Kamala was there without notice! Call the Stasi!

And 'pelipsky only knew about the non-existant mythical bunker behind Tractor Barn #2.

But if Tractor Barn #5 has been invaded by the Hot Prosecutor... best not even think about that non-existant bunker...lessin' it needs a bunker busting MOAB like Ripley would.

'pelipsky


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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Bunker? There's a BUNKER???

Well...is there?

'pelipsky was warning from Pecan Orchard #6 that if there wasn't a TPC Party Bunker at Tractor Barn #2...you might want to consider investing in some infrastructure.

Otherwise, the mythical horned rodent is hangin' on to last TPC® chopper out.

over and out forelock tugging at the bunker's sealed chamber door,
Jackalopelipsky
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#BR 549
with love, xxx

Somewhere in Bay Area Autonomous Okrug of the People's Socialist Republic of Coast Strip One*, a wax museum has misplaced one of it's exhibits

*(Is best joke, da Comrades? Renaming San Francisco as region of Oceania)

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Comrade Vlad Linen wrote:PROG OFF: She's in her 50s. Nobody expects her to look 30 (and if 30 something Dems look like the Squad....). No need at all to get a facelift. Before this, it wasn't her looks that were so ugly; it was her personality and her attitude. Those still are ugly, but now she has a face to match. Totally self-inflicted. ...
Exxxactly, Komrade Linen.
Around a year ago, in OFF-mode, I (subjectively & honestly) indoctrinated:

K[amala] for sure has - to these days (and forget for a while that she's basically a shabby pol) - sex appeal aplenty ; some 80% of her pics in Web's beet field exude that aura.
And that advantage (surely her main, maybe her single one) is now gone. Poofff...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Bunker? There's a BUNKER???
No Comrade! of course we know there is no Bunker™, otherwise we would not trademark it! Thank you Ivan for diligence.
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jackalopelipsky wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Bunker? There's a BUNKER???

Well...is there?

'pelipsky was warning from Pecan Orchard #6 that if there wasn't a TPC Party Bunker at Tractor Barn #2...you might want to consider investing in some infrastructure.

Otherwise, the mythical horned rodent is hangin' on to last TPC® chopper out.

over and out forelock tugging at the bunker's sealed chamber door,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
with love, xxx

Comrade,

We wish we could tell you there was such redemption at the END OF THE SOCIALIST RAINBOW™, however it is shame to admit that after comrade Stalin died, all went to many progs who could not work The People™ enough to gain wealth needed for new bunkers...

so we lost much to the Neo-Kulaks, and then the Kapitalist Pig Regan drained our glorious pirate ship of goods.

It is shame!

Yet WE ARE STILL HERE!!!! FIGHTING FOR THE PEOPLE™ COMRADE!

PLEASE JOIN US AND STAY WITH US AND WE WILL DIE ON THIS MYTHICAL MOUNTAIN...

....

...

... TOGETHER!™

(And now for People Reprise™)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOgFZfRVaww

It is GLORIOUS! I

'magine Your Own Mansion Where you Can sing such ImAGINATIONS!

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Callmelennie wrote:Somewhere in Bay Area Autonomous Okrug of the People's Socialist Republic of Coast Strip One*, a wax museum has misplaced one of it's exhibits

*(Is best joke, da Comrades? Renaming San Francisco as region of Oceania)


BEAUTIFUL COMRADE!!!

We have been to this Ripley's! Thank you for memory!

-RR Ghost

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BTW, is K's transformative botoplasticon a:

  • victorious fight in overcoming antiquated "conventions" of fossilized bourgeoisie, concerning "standards" imposed on the kollektive of wymynhood? (you know, jus' ask Komradette Illbustyourballs Zetkin: funky umbrellas, ostrich feathers, blat up here and blat down there, etc.)
  • hideous betrayal of the goals of Revoolooshun, in a cringingly treacherous act of groveling towards stereotypic attributes of "feminine attractivity"? (as there are: ... ask Komradettes, Clara IZ first! ...)
  • or, sigh... : neurotic aftermath of a late bout of hot flashes? (yeah, yeah, ask Komradette CIZ, our diagnostic expert!)

BTW1, if it's true that K "lightened" her peripheral melaninity, then:

  • how is this supposed to strengthen K's outlook to vice-preside (and after Sleepy Creep is arkancided away, preside) RRRAAAAAcist Amerikkka?
  • au contraire, instead of dancing with botoplastors, not-so-black K should have absolved an accelerated term in UN's COVKHOZ Program (sitting on staff of local politruks included), just to better blend into the korrektly kolored kollektive of Proglomerica.


 
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