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Laughably predictable headlines for 2021: Add your own!

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COVID Cases in Remission for First Time Since Pandemic Began

Biden Administration Sees Economic Rebound

Minority Employment Soars under Biden Administration

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One stolen vote is a crime; one million is a statistic.

One man's fraud is another man's triumph of the will.

One man's lie is another man's current truth.

Should probably be "One man's or wonam's llie is another man's or wonam's current truth."

I predict news stories, headlines, and prayers will now be much longer with the addition of mandated and womandated genderized language.

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Just yesterday I discussed this with a citizen of Gerwomany, our very own Genosse Dumkopf who is a German or Gerwoman.

He told me that the language of genderism is now taking over the German/Gerwoman language.

The problem is that Germanic languages (with the exception of English), just like all Slavic languages, have three grammatical genders - feminine, masculine, and neuter - and those grammatical genders have nothing to do with biological genders. Throw the genderism wrench into that, and watch the linguistic continuum explode, with its gears of meaning flying apart like shrapnel.

I always thought that genderism was a silly invention of American leftists who don't know any languages except English, and have a very close-minded and parochial concept of the outside world. To them, linguistics and the history of languages is an invention of dead white European males, which is why they think that amen = a+man, and history is his+story, and it needs to be supplemented with "herstory" and "awoman".

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Red Square and Professor Dumkopf are korrect.

Comrades, do not be niggardly in understanding this fact, or you too will not be able to use words properly and be struck off!!

Genderism IS a silly invention of the Amerikkkan Left PAC'd up and exported to Gerwomany, requiring all kinds of grammatical gender flux capacitation to retrofit entire grid system of assimilated logic forever.

This the skewed reading warped-ness between mendacity and mend a city.

A phenom which is as Red Square considers throwin the spelled genderism wrench into the fluxed capacitor, and watching the linguistic continuum explode, with its gears of meaning flying apart like shrapnel.

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Was any Comrade as perplexed as 'pelipsky to hear Judy Woodruff report there were actually protestors in the Capitol Building, as if never happened in her entire political swamptime career?

Those Commie Glasses of Al-Blogunov's really redact so much from Woodruff's herstory.

Amazing, product!!

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Government schools now obligatory for all children, to teach them the right manners and womanners.

US- China relationships improve after Beijing conquers Taiwan.

US citizens flee to russia to escape oppressive state, officials consider building wall to prevent citizens betraying the 5-year Green New Deal Plan.

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Chinese military stops planning for invasion of USA, Xi Jinping: "why invade your own property".

New-York declared "Jew Free" by Cuomo. "Finally, religious superstition does not stand in the way of sciency science about coronavirus."

New rules makes filling out your taxes easier (You give everything you own, the IRS calculates how much you get back. No hassle!)

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Biden: The American People Have Given Us a Womandate

We'll leave it to Biden to sniff out the truth about what that means.


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Red Square wrote:... The problem is that Germanic languages (with the exception of English), just like all Slavic languages, have three grammatical genders - feminine, masculine, and neuter - and those grammatical genders have nothing to do with biological genders. Throw the genderism wrench into that, and watch the linguistic continuum explode, with its gears of meaning flying apart like shrapnel. ...
By Lobachevsky's hyperboloidity, we already touched that topic kubically!
Just see here, and search for: Mathematics is extremely gender offensive.


And this remark:
... Throw the genderism wrench into [those over millennia formed structures], and watch the linguistic continuum explode, with its gears of meaning flying apart like shrapnel. ...
is a sparkly gem!

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Red Square and [highlight=#ffff00]Professor[/highlight] Dumkopf are korrect. ...
It's Perfesser, Komrade Jacko. Perfesser, ja?

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And now, dutifully (& s transatlantichyeskom privyetstviyem, tavarishch al-Blogunov), a few headlines, grabbed from the Near Future:

Biden rescues Planetary Climate, totally ruined by His predecessor

Ecstatic about the dawning Era Of World Peace promised by the incoming Biden Administration, Iran accelerates its uranium enrichment and solemnly swears to not exceed the 95% level of 235U

Harris Administration decrees an obliteration of SARS-CoV-2 by simply ordering MSM to avoid any mention of it on front pages and in headlines

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Biden: My inauguration will have to be virtual because if all of my 80 million voters come together, Washington will capsize and sink.


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Comrades, remember when President Bill's Clinton invited the leaders of Sinn Fenn /IRA to White House to celebrate peace without doctrine?

Biden/Harris honor ANTIFA/BLM members with White House Dinner.

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Red Square wrote:... they think that amen = a+man, and history is his+story, and it needs to be supplemented with "herstory" and "awoman".
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Plus laughably predictable headline hereto:
Inaugurated, Biden unites the nation eschatologically, genderwisely, abidingly

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A member of the Bin Laden family is now defending Western Civilization, fighting the tentacles of the American Woke Theocracy and its lack of free speech.

I miss 2020...

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BREAKING NEWS Headline:

Hastily convened CEO Summit of Google, Facebook, Twitter and Apple proclaims: "What we need now is a modern version of Reichskulturkammer (RKK, under the auspices of RMVP)"


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"National Socialist MAGA Insurrectionist Fire Protest at the Reichstag Capitol Complex Has No Impact on Election Outcome Says Chancellor Hindenburg President Elect Biden"


 
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