We, the 99 percenters demand that the 1% which has most share with us. I ask you, is it fair for Bill Gates to have all that money? No! He needs to have it confiscated.

Americans are fat, hugely fat. Is it fair for Americans to have all that food when so much of the world looks like this?
We must lead the world by example. How our beloved Many Titted Empress grow to look like this?
Because she, as our dear MTE, has had a habit of doing this for years.
This must stop. Our MTE must stop eating fat babies!

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Fret not, good Father Prog. Our Beloved 0'Leader is working harder on this very issue than any other in all His sainted existence. He Will Not Rest™ until all AmeriKKKa has the same nutritional standard, health care, and opportunities as the young World Citizen you have Korrektly displayed at the top of your post for us. Everyone knows the lean times are the best times, and a hungry prole is a docile prole. And Lord 0bama knows, as He has told us time and time again, We Can't Wait™!

Then the MTE will have no fat babies to eat, and no energy to conduct a usurpation campaign against The 0ne.

[attachment=0]StarvingChild.gif[/attachment]0bama's Vision For The Children™ of America
The penultimate goal of redistribution realized:
Parity with the World's least common denominator.

Ah, yes, Redumdimski. Liberalism is the equal spreading of misery--except if you're a Made Prog, when you get the fancy dachas in the Moscow Hills, or nowadays in the East Hamptons.

And let's never forget that it's not truth but the seriousness of the charge which matters.

Theo, Praise Be to Lenin that We control who is charged and who is not. We know We are never to blame. We are For The People™ and For The Children™. Conversely, non-Progs, be they RethugliKKKans, Tearrorists, producers KKKapitalists who believe in Evil Profit (which everyone knows rightfully belongs only to Us), etc., are always guilty, even if we have to make up the charges. They who are not us and gain some hint of public media attention must be punished. By righteously stripping them of their families, wealth, and reputations, destroying any chance they may ever have of uttering any word against us. Or at least marginalizing them out of any positive public perception.

It's so laughably easy! We merely trot out our "legal experts" and "victims" and repeat the charge du jour through our Statist-Media mouthpieces until we have determined a critical mass of idiots sheeple Korrekt-thinking proles believes it - or at least considers that said charge might, just might, have some merit. Good Media! Good proles! Here's another bread-and-circus treat for you.

"Charge du jour." How felicitous.

"What will you have today, sir?" asked the waiter.

"Oh, I'll have the charge du jour to be leveled against that man in the corner. He looked at me funny."

You know of course that looking at a Made Prog funny is worthy of destruction, don't you? The drive-by media will destroy anyone who doesn't bow and kiss their bunioned feet.

Now. How is your re-education camp coming?

If I were you, I'd ask Laurence O'Donnell. He proudly proclaims that he is not a liberal, but a socialist. For which read totalitarian. And those people know how to imprison and steal everything.

Because if they didn't use force, they'd have no one to boss around and would have to do their own work.

Our ideology is our religion, and our god is the State, and like our Islamic brothers, we know that all infidels who do not worship at our altar or even hint at disagreement must be destroyed – if not for Allah, then For The People™ and The Children™.

In reality, it's God Who blesses, and to Whom we properly give thanks.

All religion, whether supernatural, political, or holistic, is ideology. This does not make it necessarily bad.

The only rational beliefs are conservative, which bend to reality rather than trying to torture reality to fit their view of it.

(Picking self up off of floor)

Postulating the existence of a reality external to our own?!

(Blubbering and huffing) And over a clear channel!?

Careful Father Prog! Your Thanksgiving Eve Jiffy-Lobo™ has apparently already lost its effect! You know - with all the assurance of the veracity of The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ - that this is The World We Make, and reality is what we define it to be. Any observation to the contrary is heresy!

For the sake of The Kollektiv and The Children™, not to mention yourself, I hope you brought your Porta-J-Lo™.

Comrade Red........ when any good socialist shows weakness and starts to have glimmers of lucidity and reason, a good stop-gap remedy for this condition is to have them watch videos of Dear Leader's presidential campaign speeches in 2008. Doing so will easily induce a mindless stupor upon the viewers ..... allowing time to get them to the nearest Jiffy-Lobo.

Praise Be to the god-State, Krasno. My Nissan Leaf (which as everyone knows fairly screams "I love Gaia more than YOU!", despite needing to recharge from Evil coal-fired power plants) was delivered from the factory with a full complimentary set of Dear 0'Leader's campaign speeches (which includes all his speeches up to two months ago, when they were published - and I DVR all the latest ones). I am even now employing them while rushing our Father Prog to the nearest Jiffy-Lobo™ station (his Porta-J-Lo™ was on the fritz - she's not separating her... Never mind).

Turn the Porta-JLo around. Easier Access is from the newly rennovated and wider opening in the rear...

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:The only rational beliefs are conservative, which bend to reality rather than trying to torture reality to fit their view of it.

Father Prog, my commendations on your Korrektly applied test. Are you related to O'Brien?

Even though not strictly required under the circumstances, the dowsing in Dear 0'Leader's speeches I forced on you and the Jiffy-Lobo™ you endured are always beneficial to the Prog state of mind, da?

Krasno, excellently played, tovarich! Even good Father Theo thought you were merely trying to "help".

Tov, that is exactly the - orifice - that Father Prog designed for usage in the Porta-J-Lo™; but her malfunction caused a tight - er, situation that prevented application in a timely fashion.

It is a mistake, Comrades, to think of JLo, even a Porta-J-Lo, as being a real person. Consider the South Park episode.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:It is a mistake, Comrades, to think of JLo, even a Porta-J-Lo, as being a real person. Consider the South Park episode...

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Theo, telling us three times merely triples my love of the Porta-J-Lo™.

Your subtle propaganda advertising multiple usage is Korrektly having its way with me.

Or is it merely the aftereffects of the Porta-J-Lo™? Jim Morrison didn't have it so good; all he asked in his song was “Love me two times, girl.”

Redumdimski, I realized that I was showing an immodest display of wealth in posting something three times. Actually I hate this freaking Rich Text thing, which is not ready for prime time.

I know that Luciano Pavarotti had a special-built toilet which followed him; it was large enough. It was mounted wherever he stayed. The Queen of England flies with her own toilet.

Is the Porta-J-Lo made for her steatopygous ass? Is it one and a half or two ax handles wide?

Father Theo, you would be Korrekt in being particularly Proggishly proud that your marvelous invention, the Porta-J-Lo™, serves double duty as both a commode and a Jiffy-Lobo™ station. It is also Gaia-friendly as it recycles what would normally be considered waste material back into the brain when the Jiffy-Lobo™ function is utilized. It is certainly appropriate to make mention of the greatness of your invention a minimum of three times. Now we just need to make sure the crack will always uncrack when needed.

Once that bug is worked out (with the flies), I foresee a Porta-J-Lo™ in the dacha of every Made Prog, taken on every excursion to exact adulation and wealth from the proles.

Krasno is bringing the Stoli from Dear 0'Leader's stash to the People's Party this weekend, and I've invited JLo. Once she has imbibed a sufficient quantity to "open up", I'll employ my ax-handle measure and get an exact figure for you.

It's up to you to invite the queen.