Arrest Warrant Issued for California Professor Who Allegedly Urinated on Colleague's Door

Just call him the peed off professor.
Tihomir Petrov, a California State University, Northridge, math professor, is wanted by authorities after he failed to appear for a hearing over charges he urinated on a colleague's door.

If it was a student, this would just be a prank. And I'll never admit to anything

Bladder problems? Surely not in the Obamacare State.
Admit nothing blame everyone else and use terms like Radical Right Winger when describing why it happened. (But continue to deny that it did)

He failed to appear? He must have been pissed off.

Marking his territory? Fed up with the Gibbs Phenomenon? Disgusted at finding an error in the colleague's evaluation of a Chebyshev Polynomial? Outraged at discovering that the colleague was taking CIA/FBI money to spy on the faculty?

Regardless, comrade Petrov should have known that at Northridge, "Someone Is Always Watching You..."

His reason for missing the hearing is obvious, he had to use the restroom!

Major says: If you say say so, Sir!

Just a little advice:
1. Admit to the "youthful" indiscretion.
2. Announce your enrollment in a rehabilitation program.
3. Describe how you were bullied as school child.

CSUN, Cal State University Nowhere, the Columbia of the west! A school dominated by ethnic studies (the bsu which terrorized staff and students in the sixties and the Aztlan uber Alles gang who train the reconquistadores) and their crack education dept. featuring at least two chaps who legally can't teach non-adults. He peed? He should have defecated foully. They should have bulldozed the place after the '94 earthquake and replanted the orange groves

He should resign. After all, who better than he to know that when ya gotta go, you gotta go.

Comrades, It appears as though the proletariates of the Kalifornia State Re-Education center are being led by a real Wizzzzz. Why not use human waste? The most glorious progressives have learned to throw eggs, pies, and other culinary items at anyone for whom they disagree, why not add the by product as well? Our progressive re-educators are glorious examples of proper civil disobedience.[/font]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzSj0f ... re=related

It is no easy job being a professor of liberal math theology or any subject in todays
world. Professors are allowed to use performance art to get their point across.
Thats all he was doing, performance art, which last time I heard was legal in California.

Commrad Vilhelm wrote:It is no easy job being a professor of liberal math theology or any subject in todays world. Professors are allowed to use performance art to get their point across.
Thats all he was doing, performance art, which last time I heard was legal in California.

What a great video. That is exactly the kind of re-education our prols need here in AmeriKKKa. Imagine, fooling around with a technological capitalist device right in the middle of instruction.

I thought everything was Legal in California.

Che's Gay wrote:He failed to appear? He must have been pissed off.

Or piss-appeared.