LOVE Czar for Marriage Equality and Biblical Alterations




All the talk of "love is love" and "marriage equality" and "freedom to marry" is wonderfully distracting from
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01 ... r-neutral/
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As long as we can keep the masses worried about what Kim Kardashian is doing, Comrade Michelle Obama's bangs, and other trifles, we will have no trouble gaining control of the definition of "marriage" and "family." And never forget to encourage your friends and family that "the marriage issue really isn't that big of a deal." Bill O'Reilly recently said as much. It's clear we are making excellent progress on this front.
Regardless of what our opposition claims, my dear comrades, never forget that gender-neutral language is our goal. It's ambiguous, doesn't rely on horrid concept of "natural law," and is completely subjective. Gender-neutral language is our friend!


Comrade Olga, I must point out that we DO have a fully progressive King Barack Version Bible, but - due to Sequestration and not enough people sending in their $3.00 donations - it has not yet been published and distributed!


Commissar of Gender Equality
And never forget to encourage your friends and family that "the marriage issue really isn't that big of a deal." Bill O'Reilly recently said as much.Bill O'Reilly said those against gay marriage are "thumping the Bible." Bill for LOVE Czar!


Long live the LOOOOOOVE Czar!!


And can't we all agree that if God could have foreseen how lucrative pornography would become in our future Internet world he would have loosened up on those rigid sexual immorality mandates? The church needs perpetual funding, does it not? Can Our Mother of Chastity look forward to a new title and role, for the good of the Church and thanks to some future theological adjustment?


You could be onto something there, Comrade Comrade!


He was kind but surprisingly honest with me... he is a nice man!
He must follow The People's Cube...


Funny - I was just talking to his boss this afternoon...


I think we should get the band back together!






Much closer to my guitar style.
But to each his or her own :)
And Comrade People's Director - it was a beautiful thing!
Meanwhile, back at the Love Ranch - I second Bill O'Reilly for Love Czar!!







Comrade Pistov
The Newspeak is man(?)ifest, again. Is not what Real issue is Comrades. What is desired by Progs is not Marriage, but DIVORCE; from that antique construct called Morality. Morality was once the Good side of the archaic and out of date good-evil value system. Now that glorious Revolution is almost complete and that Kollective has redefined Good and Evil, reactionary reprobates who cling to old Morality are now Evil. So is no problem anymore, da? Is not problem for bachelors anyway. Besides, definition of marriage should be broadened again so I can Marry THINGS. That way I cannot be separated from them against MY Will. I Love things which please me. This begs question, who and or what does Love Czar Love? We of Collective do know Love Czar must Love Power as Chairman of People's Party does, and that bigamy of any sort will also be sanctioned as all other Czars love Power too. They would never willingly give it up. Now that Proletariat is to be let in on this fix, pursuit of Collective happiness can be fulfilled and shall Not go unrequited by the State. We are told we have a Right to Marry as we have a Right to things, whether earned or not. So Tomorrow, April 1st of the year 2013 of the Common Era, I will go to City Hall here in Gatewaygrad and apply to Marry everyThing I Possess until Death do us part. My lawyer will make the vows on behalf of my stuff, and since City Hall is run by his friends, should be easy.This is brilliant. Solves many progish concerns with a single ceremony. You may want to run this past the folks HERE.

Besides, on advice of counsel is quickly realized that the State will demand annual inventory and personal property taxes would...you don't want to go there. Am considering liquidation of assets and then consuming all said liquid with substantial alcoholic content.
Cheers


Filthy Bible thumpers...Why can't people be more mainstream and Kool like me?


Well, don't i have a RIGHT to marriage?
And when did marriage get so groovy, anyway? I thought we were supposed to hate the family as the nest of bourgeoisie thought.