When a Second Karenthian speaks, you know what’s going on, comrades.

I'll bet she still has her "COEXIST" bumper sticker.

Second Karenthian men are ready to get tough, but we all know his wife has a purse just like Brigitte’s…that she picked up at TJ Maxx. Sooo perfect.

RE: Ancient Mystery Solved https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 24409.html



That will be her at your front door, now.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Karenthian ringing the doorbell is silly. If Donald TrumpHitler were actually the Devil, then the Democrats would be building temples to worship him.

The soothing tone, pleasant demeanor, and reasoned, gentle remarks uttered by the Karenthian would elicit only one question for her: “Who knows you’re here?”

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

6/4/2025, 1:53 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Karenthian ringing the doorbell is silly. If Donald TrumpHitler were actually the Devil, then the Democrats would be building temples to worship him.

The soothing tone, pleasant demeanor, and reasoned, gentle remarks uttered by the Karenthian would elicit only one question for her: “Who knows you’re here?”

Red Salmon

“Who knows you’re here?”

This question was reputedly answered by Mrs. Swalwell. Mrs. Swalwell sold her Brigitte Macron little black purse to Fang Fang at a garage sale to pay off Eric’s student loan debt.



The clip ends abruptly with a question about eating cats. Is Swalwell Haitian, now?

The more a Karenthian talks, the more convoluted their story becomes.

Will Karenthians ever get what they NEED? It’s like this Communist Utopia is just a s.c.a.m., comrades.



Back alley manicures, pedicures, and brow plucking are coming, comrades.

Will the Karenthian Karnage ever stop?



What’s the password for the local Transpeakeasy Book Club?

The Karenthian World is corrapsing.



Be careful not to stand too close to the edge of reality, comrades.

RE: "Liberal woman is OUTRAGED that she can no longer get her nails done with her EBT card..
Thoughts??"

The only reason I know this isn't a Babylon Bee Parody is because Chandler Juliet is much (much!) better looking.

Same applies to the person that allegedly raised their son as a cat. It's almost TOO absurd to be true......NOT!

I have a story about, "Inter-species Fluidity" - if I had more time I'd tell it. Maybe later.....

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Zeppelin,

I look forward floorward to your Inter-Species Fluidity story.  Please allow me time to get a big cup of Gender Fluid™ before hand.  It makes the tails of Inter-Species Fluidity more tasty.  Is Inter-Species Fluid like soup?  Asking for a friend.

I really tried, but I could not force myself to watch the video of Cat Mom to the conclusion.  Did she ever mention the contributor of the Y Chromosome to her kitten?  Poor kid.  Gee, I wonder if dad is still in the picture?  Probably ran for his life.  

My father passed on some sage advice when I was in my early teens.  (Trigger Warning:  This next bit is particularly XY oriented)  He said that it might be fun to date crazy for a short period of time.  However, NEVER marry crazy, and whatever you do don't let crazy get pregnant.  He also said that no matter how good looking she is, RIGHT NOW there is some guy that is very tired of her excrement.  I passed on this vital info to my sons at the appropriate time.  

Before the Birthing Persons on the Blog grab their pitchforks and torches (and shovels), I am certain there is an equally true corollary to this wisdom passed on among the XX Set.  At least I hope there is.  Please share any such wisdom.  I have GrandDaughters...

Red Salmon

Comrades, comrades, comrades…what real lives you have enjoyed unshaken or stirred by bat sh*t crazy, so perversely crazy it’s simply normal. Not so for the jackalope, where “normal” used to be a setting on the dishwasher.

The jackalope can still hear Principal Fluffy telling the jackalope that we all have to be counselors for those middle school remedial reading students, sometimes. The attempt to hang on to normal by replying, “The jackalope is not a counselor, she’s just a remedial reading teacher.” was wasted on Principal Fluffy’s ears. He saw a teacher who had a way——not by current DOE standards, but the educational way — with mixed up student. By Friday, the student of the reason for reporting that only one student remained in the jackalope’s first class after lunch, the incident of a pair of scissors within a hare’s width and the jackalope’s third eye occurred. Yes, comrades. Like Abraham and Issac pantomime reenactment.

Yes, comrades, this current bat sh*t crazy Karenthianism began to rickroll out into your collective in 1991. The First Karenthians assaulted the jackalope for practicing mixed up kid counseling without a license. The licensed psychologist knew that remorse was going to irreparably harm the mixed up student for the rest of his LIFE! which he is currently serving in prison. All the pains of remorse were absolved by sending the jackalope home for psychiatric evaluation for being a threat to the safety of mixed up student, as well as the safe learning environment on the entire campus!

1991 comrades. The First Karenthians made that happen to the safe learning environment by making remorse, a thoughtcrime. Hillary was a First Karenthian. Human trafficked by a sex crazed Governor to Arkansas, adept in practicing the politics of other people’s destruction, Hillary focused on Their Children to consider suing their parents to get free from their oppressive parental control. If a child says he’s a cat, the fear of being sued for saying, “No! You’re not…I’m sorry..” has produced the Second Karenthian front group, useful idiots. Second Karenthians know men are Bill Clinton human trafficking husbands, not to be trusted to be fathers to their children.

To come full circle since 1991 First Karenthian Year Zero, the children are taught in the safe learning environment of remorse is for chumps. Praise God, there’s one less cat in that classroom! “We’ve got some mixed up kids in the first class after lunch, here!” Uttered in Jackalopelipsky raised by Arizona’s Principal Fluffy, Holly Hunter voice. If we all have to be counselors sometimes, we have to be able to say, “You can’t BE whatever you want to be. I’m sorry…now let’s see what happens in the next chapter of Shane.”

For that, the jackalope has been excluded from normal — not even on dishwasher, anymore. Normal probably isn’t a setting on your dishwashers either, comrades. Now! in the irony curtain sense. The First Karenthians opened up bat sh*t crazy on the jackalope’s life, and THE COLLECTIVE in your collective is exhibiting signs of rickrolling before our eyes. First Karenthians formed the jackalope as a trophy mount.

Good thing TPC is prepared at those next 9 exits for The Secret Underground Bunker and Waffle House. When it gets all scattered and smothered, a TPC SUB beet waffle can comfort a weary traveler.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

You are the most rational Jackalope I have ever encountered.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

6/6/2025, 4:47 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

You are the most rational Jackalope I have ever encountered.

Red Salmon

High praise indeed from a cured Red Salmon. Keeping it normal, waaay out there…comrade.

The First Karenthians made Jackalopelipsky a trophy mount as an example for mad Second Karenthian teachers.



Madness is the future, comrades.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

All of those No Kings Protest advocates look absolutely AWFL.  I’ve noticed that in recent years most of the potential AWFLs I know have made the effort to bloom.  They are spectacularly AWFL.  And they end up spectacularly lonely.

Red Salmon

PS.  Just in case some Comrades may not be familiar with the acronym,  AWFL = Angry White Female Liberal