BSNBC proudly reports that Melissa Harris-Perry Dons Tampon Earrings To Protest Texas Abortion Bill.


We on the left are sometimes thought to hang ourselves when given enough rope but our enthusiasm and dedication is misunderstood. Our lunacy knows no bounds when it comes to getting the people's way.

By Lenin, that'll show them! This bill is on its way to the people's shredder now...

Tampax earrings. Send a fresh set to Harry Reid, too. Thanks.

Now if we can just get a Nancy Pelosi nekkid selfie pic ala Geraldo Rivera and wearing tampon earrings - that should nuke the entire state of Texas.

Is she Che Spotting Too?

If you're going to Austin Texas
Be sure to wear some Tampons in your ears
If you're going to Austin Texas
You're gonna meet some crazy people there

For those who come to Austin Texas
Summertime will be a pro-death fair
In the streets of Austin Texas
Crazy people with Tampons in their ears

All across the nation such a strange vibration
People with no clues
There's a whole generation that needs an explanation
MSNBC, People with no clues,

For those who come to Austin Texas
Be sure to wear some Tampons in your ears
If you come to Austin Texas
Summertime will be a pro-death fair

If you come to Austin Texas
Summertime will be a pro-death fair

And for the aging femminazis and hippies who get a pass from the HHS, try Deadends. Face it. You could never control yourselves anyway. Comes in white, or decorated with Jerry's face in pastel colors.* Also there's OcCampers, for the Occupiers who can't make it to the next Police cruiser in time.
*Free samples and special benefit subsidies for Party members under the ACA.

If they wear their earrings too long, will they be at risk of toxic shock syndrome?

The right left Reverend Al Sharpton illustrates the proper alignment of scissors to infant spinal cord during a speech in Texas.

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Today on political circus: MIRTH CONTROL
Melissa Harris on MSNBC

It is about time the tampon-baggers stood up to those tea-baggers!

Down with Re-plug-likkans!

[color=#C0392B]Tovarichi[/color] thought he was kidding when he wrote:If they wear their earrings too long, will they be at risk of toxic shock syndrome?

...no but if you wear the earrings incorrectly you might die!

He was such a nice man...

Comrade Putout wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Tovarichi[/color] thought he was kidding when he wrote:If they wear their earrings too long, will they be at risk of toxic shock syndrome?

...no but if you wear the earrings incorrectly you might die!

He was such a nice man...

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We, at Melissa Industries, had this "in the ear" warning written on the package but unfortunately is was written in cursive. A tragic mistake for which we do not assume or admit any liability.

We suggest our Double Plugs™ for State of the Union Addresses and White House Press Conferences.

I get it! bleeding from the ears, like the Supreme Court after a State of the Union Address! Damn, its FUNNY!

And the best part is you don't have to do the Heimlich maneuver, what with the feminine hygene products and all. Some things just don't happen twice.