Komrades!!!

Much has been made of the Mainstream media slapping Ms. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on live television in her recent appearances. Some have speculated that our Ministry of Truth agents are actually turning to a “balanced” (read: Pro-RethugliKKKan) reporting format. This of course would be deemed sedition and treason requiring good people like Anderson Cooper being subjected to the rigors of a reeducation facility. Some have speculated that they are throwing a proverbial “bone” to the opposition party so as to throw off their detractors. Since we are firmly in charge, why should we care about the detractors?

No, Komrades, the truth is actually much simpler than that. You have to ‘read between the lines” as it were to understand the nuanced sophisticated messaging. So, you may rest assured that the mainstream Ministers of Truth (save those at Newspeak who have chosen self-imposed post-natal contraception) remain loyal.

You see, Ms. Schultz has had a bit of a falling out with the regime. She is no longer considered “Inner Party” material. Perhaps she was making eyes at someone or pissed off the wrong Made Prog at some DC cocktail party, what have you. The reason for her pillory is unimportant. Whatever her thoughtcrime, she is being shunned, and the “Inner Party” have sanctioned it without providing her formal notice of the fact. What you are witnessing is the very public face of this.

As a warning, no one here at the Cube should give her any “props” lest one find one's self marooned on the same isle with her.

You are free to poke fun at her; however, a note of caution. Should she manage to fellate her way back inside the fold, one may find one's self on the very nasty end of a post-natal contraceptive procedure.

Comrade Raum,

Indeed it would appear suspicious that the Cockersucker Spaniel has "pee'd"on someone's Birkenstock, and therefore has been relegated to "chum" duty. A piece of chum doesn't need to espouse the truth, or articulate it; it just needs to distract and act like bait with little or no intelligence required.

Something is broken, pictures of Debbie Distraction should not be taken so soon after electric shock therapy. She appears distracted and her train of thought has been derailed. The plan to see less of her did not mean for her to wear more clothing!

shock SHOCKED

REALLY SHOCKED at the counter revolutionary misogyny in this thread.

The title only has only half of her name, and the patriarchial womyn hater's half at that!
The dog whistle here is the scurrilous accusation that she hasn't sufficiently fellated an adequate amount of treasure from the Cosmopolitans for the war chest of the ONE.
Do not forget that when in the Florida legislature she supported the effort to require gender pricing equality in dry cleaning.

The time has come for a self criticism meeting.

Expel The Red States wrote:REALLY SHOCKED at the counter revolutionary misogyny in this thread.

The title only has only half of her name, and the patriarchial womyn hater's half at that!
The [highlight=#ffff00]dog whistle[/highlight] here is the scurrilous accusation that she hasn't sufficiently fellated an adequate amount of treasure from the Cosmopolitans for the war chest of the ONE.
Do not forget that when in the Florida legislature she supported the effort to require gender pricing equality in dry cleaning.

The time has come for a self criticism meeting.

Comrade Red States,

When a patriarchal name is prefixed with a "Ms", or a "Mz", then that exempts it from being mysongynistic. Ironically, you mention "dog whistle". This must be a Freudian Slip on your part being that she is the Cockersucker Spaniel of the Democrat Party. Dogs lick things. Whether or not her licking of things is sufficient to earn her favor is only up to the Politburo to decide.

I'm sure she supported a lot of things in the Florida legislature. Many of those issues will go down in the anals of history.

We don't do self-criticism here. There is no need to reflect on perfection.

Expel The Red States wrote:REALLY SHOCKED at the counter revolutionary misogyny in this thread.

The title only has only half of her name, and the patriarchial womyn hater's half at that!
The dog whistle here is the scurrilous accusation that she hasn't sufficiently fellated an adequate amount of treasure from the Cosmopolitans for the war chest of the ONE.
Do not forget that when in the Florida legislature she supported the effort to require gender pricing equality in dry cleaning.

The time has come for a self criticism meeting.

My Dear Red...

We in the Party cannot POSSIBLY be misogynistic...for WE are Progressive. We are the party OF womyn!!! We LOVE womyn....

Ask Bill Clinton...whom did perhaps the most womyn...er I mean did the most FOR womyn of ANY President since JFK (May OBAMA rest His Soul).

And speaking of Kennedys... Ole Teddy K -- who has now remained off the sauce of over 36 months (WAY TO GO, TEDDY!) -- was always happy to service the fairer gender -- especially the younger working class womyn. He tried hard to help his secretary learn to swim (well he was not terribly successful, but he held the best of intentions). Why he even made sandwiches with his poor proletariet waitresses. Anthony Wiener?

Even Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) has this animal magnetism for White womyn who adore him so much that they are orgasmically rolling back on their heels to accept the full length of Marxism! (I think HE got that quality from his dear old dad).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTHr2j ... detailpage

Even cartoon females such as Julia faun for metrosexual men who know just how to LOVE womyn properly and will give them the business from cradle to grave (for it is a proven fact that womyn cannot acheive anything for themselves of any import)!


Why... even our Progressive Womyn love Womyn. Who can lick Janet Napolitano's and Hillary Clinton's...er, examples.


Indeed, the Progressive "movement" is the most libertine when it comes to placing womyn where they belong!!! We give them money for shoes...and provide them free contraception...just so they will not remain in the kitchen pregnant (unless they wish for additional welfare subsidies)!

Where else can they go.. Cold hearted, limp-organed RethugliKKKan men who are waging most brutal warfare upon the fairer sex?


No, sir... We CANNOT POSSIBLY be misogynistic-- in the most Progressive way possible -- we have a DEEP, PENETRATING, EMBRACING "Free Love" for womyn....


...especially THOSE who coat themsleves in CHOCOLATE!

Expel The Red States wrote:REALLY SHOCKED at the counter revolutionary misogyny in this thread.

The title only has only half of her name, and the patriarchial womyn hater's half at that!
The dog whistle here is the scurrilous accusation that she hasn't sufficiently fellated an adequate amount of treasure from the Cosmopolitans for the war chest of the ONE.
Do not forget that when in the Florida legislature she supported the effort to require gender pricing equality in dry cleaning.

The time has come for a self criticism meeting.

...And... If Ms. Schultz is a consenting adult, she can fellate just as many Made Progs as she pleases... as long as she knows what is best for her.

I rise in attention and salute her efforts... Why... I'll even give her encouraging oration in the process.

Honestly Red... just who the hell are YOU to question Ms. Schutz's right to chose?! Are you some kind of christian conservative moralistic hypocrite? I've got some post-natal contraception right her for you.