For Immediate Release:

Because of violentpeaceful revolt in the Egyptian streets logically ending in the deposing of the Mubarak regime a westernized democracy is surely to result. This in turn will lead to a crushing of Islamic extremist's hopes of a caliphate spreading across North Africa and Arabia. Take that, Bin Laden!

Led by something called the Muslim Brotherhood and hailed by our dear friend Mahmood Ackmadienajad the revolution means security and peace in the region is assured. This will be no haven for violent extremists! Sources from within this glorious awakening say peace, love, tolerance and freedom is the most likely end with a double dose of rainbows, unicorns and the elimination of the Jewish state.

Rejoice and support our Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. I feel 70% Islamic already!

MSNBC/TASS Article: Does Egypt make al-Qaida irrelevant?

Comrades,

The article was probably careful not to mention who was giving the blow [job] and not naming whom was on the receiving end the aforementioned job.