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Mueller Swan Song: Dazed and Confused

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At first I thought only the first few lines of Led Zeppelin's words of Dazed and Confused would apply until I listened to the whole thing. Up to you to do so.


Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below. yeah!
You hurt and abused tellin' all of your lies,
Run around sweet baby, lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been,
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.

Every day I work so hard
Bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where you're goin'
Only know just where you've been,
Sweet little baby, I want you again.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true,
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

p.s.: I don't know how this happens but, it does!

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He has always struck me as a confused old man, but somehow his confusion only cuts one way. He's mostly mishearing the Republicans, but understands the Democrats without a problem.

He was also remembering not to go to the embarrassing source of the investigation, which prompted us to tweet this in the morning, which has been retweeted by many people including Donald Trump, Jr.

It's like Mueller is an expert on the Mississippi River and he's being interviewed about every aspect of it, its length, depth, tributaries, flood plain, delta... Etc.

But anytime anybody asks him about its "source" he's unable to talk about it....

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This is the "soul of a woman" Mueller is referring to:

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Red Square wrote:He has always struck me as a confused old man, but somehow his confusion only cuts one way. He's mostly mishearing the Republicans, but understands the Democrats without a problem.

He was also remembering not to go to the embarrassing source of the investigation, which prompted us to tweet this in the morning, which has been retweeted by many people including Donald Trump, Jr.

It's like Mueller is an expert on the Mississippi River and he's being interviewed about every aspect of it, its length, depth, tributaries, flood plain, delta... Etc.

But anytime anybody asks him about its "source" he's unable to talk about it....

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extreme radical equality forelock tug to your singular achievement, Red Square. Congratulations. Please award yourself another Faberge designed ribboned ornament of honor.

Yep, Pammiealinsky, it really seems The Mueller Broke and the Dems have no place to go...except Guantanamo. Same Zeppelin Greatest Hits lp*. (*Millineals, ask your grandparents.)

It seems Comrades Pamalinksy and Jackalopelipsky appear to be sharing same brain...which is a good thing in the Cube.

Just hit play...and enjoy the ride, comrades. The beet fields seem so much brighter today.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Pamalinsky wrote:This is the "soul of a woman" Mueller is referring to:

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Yeah, Pamalinsky, just look at that gal from Mueller's hell ----BLINDFOLDED and carrying a SWORD??? Like how can she see who's she's slicing and dicing with her eyes blindfolded?? Iffn's she can't see and appreciate that Hillary is "Special"...then how can there be any justice??

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Mueller reminds me of doddering old Grand Maester Pycelle on Game of Thrones. And I think it's all a big phony act on Mueller's part just like Christina Blasey Ford's scared little girl routine last year. Yes, I think AG Barr bullied Mueller into acting like this to ruin the Democrats' wonderful, marvelous spectacle and thus keep Americans in the dark about the threat Trump poses to democracy, society, civilization, and the whole damned universe.

Oh, and to keep the Dems from making any halfway decent campaign commercials out of it next year.

In the meantime, what am I supposed to do with my Mueller candle? The Mueller figurine I had my chauffeur Pedro mount on the dashboard of my Pinkiemobile? My Twist-n-Turn Malibu Mueller doll with kung fu grip? And the poster of Mueller tacked over the ceiling of my bed?

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After the big build up all you crazy commies got was the last episode of Seinfeld. Sad.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:After the big build up all you crazy commies got was the last episode of Seinfeld. Sad.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:After the big build up all you crazy commies got was the last episode of Seinfeld. Sad.

Oh, yeah? If you ask me, today was more like the last episode of The Brady Bunch--and who remembers what that was, aside from the inexplicable ubiquity of Cousin Oliver? At least at the end of that last Seinfeld episode, they all ended up in jail. That's where Trump was supposed to end up. After Mueller's testimony, a great big SWAT team was supposed to descend on the White House to frog-march Trump and his whole family out of there. CNN promised me--every single night! I had a bottle of champagne and a bag of popcorn, both ready to pop as soon Trump came out in handcuffs.

This is like Election Night 2016 all over again. I hate this place! (Drops shovel with a clatter, runs out of room sobbing.) But not as much as I HATE TRUMP!

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In My Our Heroic Peoples' Revolutionary Soviet For Peoples' Beet Collective #324, it was voted UNANIMOUSLY (as always) that we will support the testimony of HERO Mueller for the Peoples' Revolutionary Struggle Against Peace And Justice In All Forms!(Sadly, my our "field workers" were unable to view or hear any of the Heroic Testimony of Hero Mueller! But they understood completely how their vote should be cast - and they know what is good for them and their families...)

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Блин! STILL no colluders? Well, check under your bed just in case.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Mueller reminds me of doddering old Grand Maester Pycelle on Game of Thrones.
Speaking of which - what do you think was more anti-climatic?

1. Mueller Hearing
2. Game Of Thrones Finale

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#DazedAndConfused

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Today Eric Swalwell and Ted Lieu started their questioning by praising Mueller for his military service and his Bronze Star.

Is it time to start praising Darth Vader for being a goodhearted Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi hero of the Clone Wars?

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I came along a bit after the Led Zeppelin craze and was more into Supertramp...


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Red Square wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Mueller reminds me of doddering old Grand Maester Pycelle on Game of Thrones.
Speaking of which - what do you think was more anti-climatic?

1. Mueller Hearing
2. Game Of Thrones Finale
3. Geraldo, Capone's vault.
4 Mayo Clinic
5 French women.
6. Home cooking

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Question: What did you know about GPS Fusion...

Mueller:
Ah, could you repeat the question?
What page is that?
I don't think they were exonerated, were they?
I might have GPS on my flip phone...
Where am I?
What is my name?
I need to change my depends.
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
Red Square wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Mueller reminds me of doddering old Grand Maester Pycelle on Game of Thrones.
Speaking of which - what do you think was more anti-climatic?

1. Mueller Hearing
2. Game Of Thrones Finale
3. Geraldo, Capone's vault. 4 Mayo Clinic 5 French women. 6. Home cookingImage

Papa K, Jackalopelipsky sniggers into paw. Biff Mueller turned in a report written in Andrew Weissmann's handwriting. snigger...snigger...


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Or to paraphrase Obama, Mueller didn't know anything to do with his report till he heard of it the same way the American people did--by reading about it in the newspaper.

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:I came along a bit after the Led Zeppelin craze and was more into Supertramp...

Excellent Kommissar Uberdave! Same sh*t, different decade.

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"Run around sweet baby, lord how they hypnotize."

Did Omar contribute to these lyrics? Robert Plant did it for the Benjamins.


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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Question: What did you know about GPS Fusion...

Mueller:
Ah, could you repeat the question?
What page is that?
I don't think they were exonerated, were they?
I might have GPS on my flip phone...
Where am I?
What is my name?
I need to change my depends.
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
I guess comrade Mueller channeled his inner Nancy Pelosi and may have required to read his own report before he could find out what's in it.

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I'm a bit dazed and confused as well. All of this resistance to American hegemony Russian interference with the election took place under Comrades Obama,Clapper (clap on clap off )Brennan and Comey? Da? Yet none of these disgustingly corrupt and filthy swine gentlemen were ever interviewed by Andrew WeissmannRobert Mueller.

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Comrades! When the USSR kept the CPUSA afloat, no interference. Non-socialist Russia, evil intervention. I again beg Comrade Putin to re-brand Russia back to the USSR and then no more problems.
As Always, your humble liquidator!
Dimitri

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... Yet none of these disgustingly corrupt and filthy swine gentlemen were ever interviewed by [highlight=#ffff00]Andrew WeissmannRobert Mueller[/highlight].
ah, Robert Weissmannovich Mueller?

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Dimitri Kissov wrote:... I again beg Comrade Putin to re-brand Russia back to the USSR ...
A glorious idea, Komrade Dzerzh, eh, Kissov!

In a jiff, a red halo raises miraculously over Vladya's head - to see in all MSM pics!
As if he waved a magic wand, NYT headlines: Election 2016 clean as a whistle, cleanest in history!

Comrades Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Comey (and Robert Weissmannovich Mueller), arms linked, dance polka and kazachok in the streets!

Just think of further side effects:
- what, Russkies in Syria? Peace mission!
- what, Russkies drill in Arctica? Climate rescue!
- Russkies say nu da, Trump kharasho! ? Why, good ol' red internationalism!
- ... you name it ...

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It just occurred to me that in German, and Dummkopf will confirm...

Weissmann - WEISS+MANN = White Male

And we all know how untrustworthy white males are.



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Red Square wrote:It just occurred to me that in German, and Dummkopf will confirm...

Weissmann - WEISS+MANN = White Male

And we all know how untrustworthy white males are.

Ha! That's funny because whenever I try to remember this guy's name, I mean like, is it Weisenstein, Weisenheimer, or what?

As a loyal party member, I choose to use the trusty Party Approved Rhyming Method™ to remember names.

In this case, WEISS+MANN = WISE MAN.

If it rhymes it chimes!

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trashmouth wrote:
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I recognize all in this photo except for the guy in the middle. But, I do have to ask, doesn't the one on the right remind you of THIS guy?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Dimitri Kissov wrote:... I again beg Comrade Putin to re-brand Russia back to the USSR ...
A glorious idea, Komrade Dzerzh, eh, Kissov!

In a jiff, a red halo raises miraculously over Vladya's head - to see in all MSM pics!
As if he waved a magic wand, NYT headlines: Election 2016 clean as a whistle, cleanest in history!

Comrades Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Comey (and Robert Weissmannovich Mueller), arms linked, dance polka and kazachok in the streets!

Just think of further side effects:
- what, Russkies in Syria? Peace mission!
- what, Russkies drill in Arctica? Climate rescue!
- Russkies say nu da, Trump kharasho! ? Why, good ol' red internationalism!
- ... you name it ...

GD you have sol-ved the enigma within a paradox within a black hole of World Peace. Absolutely brilliant. And don't forget to add that according to Oliver Stone, Russian nationalism led by Putin is just plain common sense. So that [scare word] nationalism under USSR leadership becomes magically Good.

forelock tuggery of peace,
Jackalopelopelipsky

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Red Square wrote:It just occurred to me that in German, and Dummkopf will confirm...

Weissmann - WEISS+MANN = White Male

And we all know how untrustworthy white males are.


The dots are connecting in the Hollyweird reboot - Russian Hoax IVX. It was ALL WEISS + MANN = WHITE MALE. It's all Weissmann's white male fault there is no proof of collusion. Show Trial??

forelock tugging.

jackalopelipsky

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Red Square wrote:... Weissmann - WEISS+MANN = White Male ...
Holy jawohly!
WEISS+MANN = White Male, genau!

While I'm shocked, shocked that Snakey Omar - given the intensity of her ethno-internationalist feelthink - missed the opportunity to dot the j in Weissmann, oy vey!


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Most excellent comments, observations and comedic relief.


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Holy Jackalope, jackalopelipskykins!

When I posted this MUELLER SWAN SONG: DAZED AND CONFUSED thing, I had no idea Mueller's middle name was SWAN! ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III! WOW!

I discovered this after reading your new post:

Mueller: Reading Initiative Poster Child
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 20755.html

Thank you so much for upping my “street cred” at TPC. I thought the Led Zeppelin lyrics were co-inkidink enough and as far as I could go, but you took it over the top! I owe ya one! Damn! I love co-inkidinks! Makes me think I am in harmony with the universe, or something.

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Oh Pammiealinsky that Swan F.A.C.T came from direct edit by Red Square.

Swan Song is coming up everywhere thanks to you.

Even Karaoke's

Mueller's in the wrong place but it must have been the right time
Mueller was the right man but it must have been his swan song
You are so cubular...it's like collusion or som'ick!

jackalopelipsky

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Pamalinsky: the guy in the middle is Chuck Schumer done up in MS 13 Tattoos.....

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:I came along a bit after the Led Zeppelin craze and was more into Supertramp...


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I'd play this song for Mueller. He's got the face of a St. Bernard and seems like the kind of guy you could buy off easily:


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trashmouth wrote:Pamalinsky: the guy in the middle is Chuck Schumer done up in MS 13 Tattoos.....
I denounce myself for not seeing the obvious when Chucky Schumer is so aptly portrayed. I'm way overdue for my annual JifiLobo™. Thanks for the clarification. I really needed that.

Your pal,
Pamalinsky

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Pamalinsky wrote: When I posted this MUELLER SWAN SONG: DAZED AND CONFUSED thing, I had no idea Mueller's middle name was SWAN! ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III! WOW!

Not to mention Gloria Swanson in her role as Norma Desmond. I can see her as Robert Swan Mueller III saying, "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."


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"...the dream she had clung to so desperately had enfolded her."

Great clip. Beautiful movie. Young comrades may not know that this Swanson movie comeback and swan song - was a spry youngster compared to Hillary as Cube has already designated as the real - as opposed to virtual - Norma Desmond.

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Thanks, Lopey! I had forgotten about this meme I made. Glad you had gone and dug it up.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Oh Pammiealinsky that Swan F.A.C.T came from direct edit by Red Square.

Swan Song is coming up everywhere thanks to you.

Even Karaoke's

Mueller's in the wrong place but it must have been the right time
Mueller was the right man but it must have been his swan song
[highlight=#ffff00]You are so cubular[/highlight]...it's like collusion or som'ick!

jackalopelipsky
Like, totally!

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Red Square wrote:
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"Justice is the one thing you should always find, you've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line."

POTUS seems to be dazing and confusing them with this simple philosophy. Perhaps if you have nothing to be ashamed of or hide you have nothing to fear.


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Pamalinsky wrote:... I had no idea Mueller's middle name was SWAN! ...
Red Square wrote:... to mention Gloria Swanson in her role as Norma Desmond. I can see her as Robert Swan Mueller III saying, "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." ...
jackalopelipsky wrote:... this Swanson movie comeback and swan song ...
Ah, as we swoon in that swamp of Swan, Swanson, and Crooked Swank - there is also this:

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I mean, if only Swan III, in those recent hearings, had glorious Gloria's otherworldly stare in his eyes, Trumputler would by now be breaking stones in Umiat, Alaska - as equal and carbon-free member of the "Nature consciousness unit" (here).

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In the movie Heartburn, starring Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson, Meryl's character seeks the consolation of her father after she discovers her husband's infidelity.

His advice?: If you want fidelity, marry a SWAN! (Swan's mate for life)

Sorry, no movie clips available but, I remember this line like it was yesterday because it applies to today!Anonymous sources tell me that Mueller is going to use this in his defense should he be subpoenaed by Attorney General, Barr. You can't be too careful, heh, heh.



What's anti-climatic about this, Komrades? I know I wouldn't want to be sitting in that chair just now


 
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