Having just received a sort of notice in the mail which contained 2,500 good reasons to vote for Bloomberg, I'm here to tell you that I'm all in for Mike.

First of all, Mike is smarter than you. And me. You see, any ordinary schlock could be you or me, but it takes gray matter to be Mike. You may only be a doctor, a veteran, an emergency responder, or just a farmer. Anybody can do that. Mike has gray matter, lots of it. Mike is qualified to tell us what to do with our lives so we don't end up wasting them. Mike will get it done.

Mike is misunderstood. He even said in one of his ads that he's not about taking away our Second Amendment rights, and I believe him. He said it so clearly that even a Trump supporter could have understood it. No, Mike wants to protect our Second Amendment rights, he just wants us to not be able to purchase firearms. What's so hard to get about that? Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.

Mike is pro-life. He wants to support the livelihood of everybody working for Planned Parenthood. That's way more pro-life than Trump even imagined being. Trump goes around killing terrorists. How's that pro-life? Mike will not only get it done, he'll kill it. Vote for Mike.

Mike has so much gray matter, he can run our economy. Did you know that we're seeing way too much employment? Mike can fix that. Did you know that we're showing way too much economic growth? Mike can fix that before you could say Bernie Sanders. Who has the gray matter to bring us back to a healthy level of unemployment? Mike does. Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.

Did you know that Trump is waging a war on science? Experts have been saying that we only have ten years to save the planet since 1970. They know what they're talking about. Mike is on the side of the experts. Trump wants to kill baby sea turtles. Mike will save the sea turtles. Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.

Well, that's all for my spontaneous social media endorsement of Mike. At least until next month when a new, um, notice arrives in the mail.


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Bloomberg:

Smarter than you.
Richer than you.
Better than you.

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His soul. He sold it a long time ago. For 100% off the blue book value.

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I for one find this endorsement stunning and brave!

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This is how we how we take the ill-gotten wealth from the billionaires, without spilling a single drop of blood: We just promise them dictatorial powers. More power than they've ever imagined possible. We dangle the office of POTUS, advertise it as giving you unlimited power to do anything, Constitution be damned. Then, once they've spent all their disgusting wealth trying to attain the office, we pull the rug out at the last minute and say, "Haha, no. You're not getting the power. That power belongs to The People!" We trust that good comrades at the DNC (who are not interested in money) will know exactly when to pull the rug.

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I would like to throw in my endorsement for Kommissar Bloomberg. I'll admit that I was a bit skeptical, but when I saw that he was giving good jobs to the Gulag-confined, I was sold on him. I was also told in a letter that if I don't endorse Bloomberg, men with hammers will come over to my house and break my fingers and kneecaps.

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Mini-Mike a.k.a. Michael Bloomberg a.k.a. Mike Bloomberg has the perfect solution for those 2nd Amendment gun-nuts:



--KOOK

In vote for president, is best to always pick quality over quantity. Except money. Pick money quantity over quality. Vote Bloomberg - he's twice the man he looks like!