My Bloomberg endorsement



Having just received a sort of notice in the mail which contained 2,500 good reasons to vote for Bloomberg, I'm here to tell you that I'm all in for Mike.
First of all, Mike is smarter than you. And me. You see, any ordinary schlock could be you or me, but it takes gray matter to be Mike. You may only be a doctor, a veteran, an emergency responder, or just a farmer. Anybody can do that. Mike has gray matter, lots of it. Mike is qualified to tell us what to do with our lives so we don't end up wasting them. Mike will get it done.
Mike is misunderstood. He even said in one of his ads that he's not about taking away our Second Amendment rights, and I believe him. He said it so clearly that even a Trump supporter could have understood it. No, Mike wants to protect our Second Amendment rights, he just wants us to not be able to purchase firearms. What's so hard to get about that? Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.
Mike is pro-life. He wants to support the livelihood of everybody working for Planned Parenthood. That's way more pro-life than Trump even imagined being. Trump goes around killing terrorists. How's that pro-life? Mike will not only get it done, he'll kill it. Vote for Mike.
Mike has so much gray matter, he can run our economy. Did you know that we're seeing way too much employment? Mike can fix that. Did you know that we're showing way too much economic growth? Mike can fix that before you could say Bernie Sanders. Who has the gray matter to bring us back to a healthy level of unemployment? Mike does. Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.
Did you know that Trump is waging a war on science? Experts have been saying that we only have ten years to save the planet since 1970. They know what they're talking about. Mike is on the side of the experts. Trump wants to kill baby sea turtles. Mike will save the sea turtles. Vote for Mike. He'll get it done.
Well, that's all for my spontaneous social media endorsement of Mike. At least until next month when a new, um, notice arrives in the mail.

We will tell you how to farm.




Smarter than you.
Richer than you.
Better than you.




Is there anybody Bloomberg hasn’t bought!


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You forgot the disclaimer: Paid Political AdvertisementIs there anybody Bloomberg hasn’t bought!
His soul. He sold it a long time ago. For 100% off the blue book value.


$.$. Halliburton
You forgot the disclaimer: Paid Political AdvertisementIs there anybody Bloomberg hasn’t bought!


(Note to Bloomberg campaign manager: checks may be sent to cubicle 23, Ministry of Truth, European Parliament, Brussels)




Red is Tribute
without spilling a single drop of blood

Bloomberg 2020 - Your Life May Depend on it!





--KOOK


In vote for president, is best to always pick quality over quantity. Except money. Pick money quantity over quality. Vote Bloomberg - he's twice the man he looks like!




American Samoa gdp for 2017 was $0.63B
(looks like he paid less than book value, good)
The current population of American Samoa in 2020 is 55,191
(about $10k per person, not bad! the US average is about 50ish)
2020 American Samoa Democratic Delegates: 5
Michael Bloomberg Delegates: 4
Tulsi Gabbard Delegates: 1
(so Mike really owns only owns 4/5th or 80% of it? not too good)
Mike paid $150,000,000 per delegate. 4 delegates.
(Jeb! got 4 in 2016 for about $114,400,000--OUCH! Mike got rolled)

