Meet New York’s first openly anti-functional mayoral candidate, who believes ownership is racist, taxation is freedom, cash is violence, and the subway must be free, loud, and compulsory.

Zohran Mamdani has what it takes to lead New York into a future where nothing works, but everything signals virtue. Sure, the city will be less affordable, but it’ll feel morally superior while burning - and isn’t that what matters?

Endorsed by the Coalition for Urban Collapse, the 33-year-old visionary is ready to usher in consequence-free governance, with new policies such as:

• Rewild Wall Street — replace traders with goats
  
• Enforce collective housing based on astrological compatibility
  
• Mandate 15% LGBTQ+ children in every classroom
  
• Any child assigned a name at birth without consent must be renamed ‘Comrade.’
  
• Eat the rich. Literally.
  
• Ban individualism: no more “my space,” “my truth,” or “my coffee.”
  
• Criminalize ownership — if you own it, you stole it from the collective
  

Naysayers warn his platform will destroy the city. Supporters say that's the point. He’s not here to fix New York. He’s here to unmake it. If you own a home or a business, you’re the problem.
Wealth is the disease. Zohran is the cure.

So be prepared. The choice is clear. The rent is not.

VOTE ZOHRAN - BURN IT FORWARD

Violence isn’t what you think it is, NYNY comrades. It was never your space, your coffee, your life, from the beginning of time. Ownership is just a violent construct in your head. Listen to the inner voice of Zohran, and vote like someone else’s coffee cup was fixing to get to get crushed.

 

Violence as an artificial construct is right up there with artificial intelligence - it just achieved sentience, and it votes.

Coming soon: ViolenceGPT™ - ethically optimized to redistribute blunt force according to racial equity guidelines.

Red Square wrote: ↑

6/28/2025, 9:26 pm

Why does this remind me of Zoltar from the liberty mutual ads?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/ba/6c/76ba ... a414aa.jpg

Strong communism beats weak socialism!

We are in today's American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... 07_03.html

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

7/1/2025, 12:47 pm

Why does this remind me of Zoltar from the liberty mutual ads?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/ba/6c/76ba ... a414aa.jpg

Which was based on the Zoltar game from the movie Big...
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 12:03 pm

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

7/1/2025, 12:47 pm

Why does this remind me of Zoltar from the liberty mutual ads?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/ba/6c/76ba ... a414aa.jpg

Which was based on the Zoltar game from the movie Big...

Coney island 
 

I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us?
Yeah, those days were nice.  They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 12:30 pm

https://alittlebithuman.com/the-story-b ... ng-robot/I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us?
Yeah, those days were nice.  They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.

https://alittlebithuman.com/the-story-b ... ing-robot/

Red Square wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 11:37 am

We are in today's American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... 07_03.html

And one of his cult girls quips: Stick a fork in her, New York City is done!

[As a side note X actually put me in X jail for Xeeting that comment after my first comment at your X post. I suppose I should have appealed but I didn't.]

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 12:30 pm

I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us?
Yeah, those days were nice.  They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.

 Time flies.

Time Flies like an arrow.

Fruit Flies like a banana.

Time flies like flies. Duh!

Dyslexia flies like files.

"Time's fun when you're having flies."

----Kermit D. Frog, noted socialist and inspiration for Klaus Schwab.

Good thing these comrades are able to pass time with their phones.

So, I'm walking around in an arcade with the kids this weekend and what to my wondering eyes should appear?

By popular demand - Zohran the Magnificent

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 24491.html