Dear Leader, Obama, sicks his Defence Secretary on Norfolk, Virginia, for the probable crime of trending towards the right following his coronation inauguration. Virgina was a black eye to the Obama administrations angelic assention to power. Now, it looks as though they will have to pay the price.

Bobby Gates, with especially contemptual words about military contractors, is proposing shutting down the Joint Forces Command Headquarters putting 3000 government contractors onto the unemployment rolls where Nancy Pelosi insists they will help to create more jobs. This will add $240 million dollars annually to the government coffers, half of which will be used to cover the former contrators unemployment for up to one-hundred and twenty week, and the other half will pay for security for Michelle Obama's 2011 Globetrotting schedule.

Gates also proposes stopping purchases of F-22 fighters in favour of more Special Forces. For the Obama administration, this author is confident he means training more Farsi linguists to make apologies for America all over the Muslim world. No word yet if the money saved on not upgrading our air power resources is earmarked for the upcoming August surprise where Barney Frank will have a séance with the late John Maynard Keynes, who will no doubt tell him that the only way to save the housing market is with government backed low cost loans to those proles whose confidence in themselves would be most elevated by being able to own a house they cannot afford.

Ha, ha, I has it!!! Thanks to the Dэaя Lэadэя, our boys in the Motнэяlaиd reverse-engineered the F-22, at much less than a quarter of the price.



The T-50 performs identical to the F-22, and while Nikita Gates is busy gutting the F-22, we build an Aяmada of a thousand T-50s. In less than 10 years, Europe will have to become part of the Motнэяlaиd.

The $24o,ooo,ooo.oo will help provide salaries for the new "teachers" needed to staff the "re-education centers". Brilliant! We can only strive as a nation to be more like the fwench, apologize, apologize, apologize! Farsi and spanish should also be mandatory in the curriculum. I can envision the USSA to become shining caliphate on the hill with open boarders north and south with social justice for most and glorious sharia for all!