Reports coming in from North Korea indicate that Kim Jong Un may be brain dead after contracting COVID:19 from his heart surgeon during open heart surgery...

Breaking...

His sister, Kim Yo Jong, has been assumed to be his successor as he had already had his brother murdered.

evil smiley is an evil genius!

Comrades. If Supreme Leader, passes, what title will go to King Yo Jong? The Great Leader, The Dear Leader, and The Supreme Leader, were taken. How about The Glorious Leader? .

Saul Alinsky wrote:Comrades. If Supreme Leader, passes, what title will go to King Yo Jong? The Great Leader, The Dear Leader, and The Supreme Leader, were taken. How about The Glorious Leader? .

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Beautiful Leader?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Saul Alinsky wrote:Comrades. If Supreme Leader, passes, what title will go to King Yo Jong? The Great Leader, The Dear Leader, and The Supreme Leader, were taken. How about The Glorious Leader? .

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Beautiful Leader?

RD, just saying it 'Beautiful Leader' makes the mythical horned rodent feel very Red Revolution 2020. Imagine the pictures of The Beautiful Leader standing next to Melania and Donald Trump? Wouldn't it be so Rad RED to see pictures plastered on the cover of every FEMmag as they determine the qualities of beauty and leadership down at the foodstuff checkout line.


Just attributing 'beauty' is so bolshevik these days, don't you think?

'pelipsky

From book in Peoples Library about troublesome hobbits, meddling elves, and glorious orcs:

“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!” - Galadriel

Comrades. If The Supreme Leader dies, we must do 2 years of mourning as required by The Workers Party. We must not, mourn the hanging deaths of the doctors who failed to save him.

The number of evil geniuii at this place...

jackalopelipsky wrote:The number of evil geniuii at this place...

You keep making words up in a most equal manner, comrade. However, you should have used the past pluperfect, geniuosi.

- SK

Mr. Jong Il, you have visitors...

In case anybody doesn't know where the Ghana pallbearers fit in...

madmac5150 wrote:The Chinese team is there, to fit his corpse with advanced animatronics.

The Chinese stole that technology, from Walt Disney World.

They have already used this technology successfully... Joe Biden. Uncle Joe's daily gaffes, are the result of the underpaid translators and programmers that keep him running. They also drink a lot.

It makes perfect sense.

They're gonna keep him alive forever. Remember this, I am, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

Veggie

From the Supreme Leader to his pal,

A few lucky observers watch Kim Jong-Un during his surgery:

DUFFEL BLOG:

Kim Jung Un in critical condition, Kim Jong Deux in line for the top job

Despite crippling economic sanctions and a dire shortage of many agricultural supplies, North Korea was nonetheless, able to produce a 300+ pound vegetable.

I wonder if they're going to give that vegetable a special display case.

$.$. Halliburton wrote:I wonder if they're going to give that vegetable a special display case.

They can stuff him and put him on display - or they may need to eat him. Korean mothers always tell their kids to eat their vegetables as other kids are starving in... in... in... Pyongyang...