I had a surge of Bubonic Plague once and didn't even know it so what's your point?

I have scientifical proof that Covid was caused by Global Warming.

We only have ten years of "two weeks to flatten the curve" left to save the planet!

It is scienc-y.

As a former tree surgeon promoted to Official Party Doctor Remover of Limbs for all Obamacare patients, my trusty rusty saw and I can attest that Glorious Leader (The Big Man) Joe has accepted the challenge from the CCP (and copious amounts of Party cash) to continue working with the WooHoo Labs on an endless supply of Variants and fatal "Vaccines" to keep the citizens off their toes and out of business. This fantastic Socialist disease is the final cure for Capitalism in the Democrat Party New and TRANS formed USSA. It's been a long road but a job well done Comrades.

"There's a COVID asteroid hurtling towards Earth and we don't even know it." a NASA spokesperson said. "We know it's on it's way but we don't know where it is. We've been searching the sky for evidence of it's sudden impact but haven't yet been able to determine what part of the cosmos it's coming from."