Comrades:

Were they hidden in the secret Masonic writings of Thomas Jefferson, or revealed in invisible ink by painting the back of the Constitution with lemon juice? Perhaps dredged from the backwaters of the GameSpy community?

Regardless, the Obama Administration has discovered 'Constitutional Cheat Codes' which can be used by czars to sidestep the rules of Democracy, give infinite lives to leftist dictators, and defeat Capitalist bosses.

Use of the "ALL YOUR WEALTHS ARE BELONG TO GOVERNMENTS" code and a variation of the original Super Contra code are documented on the Capitalist Coffee Blog:

Capitalist Coffee: Constitutional Cheat Code Program (CCCP)

Brilliant! After all, the Constitution is a living, breathing document. And if it isn't, well some ObamaCare will fix that.

He will pay back about $1m (£612,000) he has received so far out of a $1.5m annual salary.

Jis so U kno...

LOLprogz

Alas, my Krispy Comrade. The Greater Good™ requires you to eat your furry friend. He will be unable to enter the code.

Gateway Pundit - Save the Planet, Eat Your Pet

Comrade Coffee,

A most equal idea. Even LESS rations will need to be distributed now!!
However, the reaktionary comments to this reaktionary article are startling.

[prog off]
One commentator made an excellent observation:

"This is actually hilarious, because the study pits environmentalists against the PETA people (and gives the sarcastic “People Eating Tasty Animals” moniker an entirely new legitimacy on the environmentalist left)."

[prog on, dudes]
Comrades, this is unacceptable!! We must maintain unity of purpose in warning the People(TM) about the dangers of Global Warming(TM)!! We cannot let our useful cherished eco-fascistsactivists succumb to petty divisiveness and bickering!!

Komradka Katrina

UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBASelectStart. . . (repeat)

Got to enter the cheat codes to beat Contra(dictive proles)

They want to beat Contra because it's a conservative game.

I mean, a couple of guys shooting up dangerous and clearly threatening aliens? Without even trying to understaaaaand their feeeeeeelings? Of course Dear Leader wouldn't like that.

Let's just Hope(TM) that Britain doesn't find cheat codes in the Declaration of Independence.

Thank you for pointing that out, Comrade Katrina. Indeed, no other game could symbolize the decadence of the 1980s, when wicked Contras rose up in defiance of the Greater Good™, with the support of [President who shall not be mentioned]. To play a Contra as the protagonist! Blasphemous! The game was a secret Capitalist plot!

Another Capitalist perversion was the secret "Whack-A-Prole" game, in which young Americans learned their devious ways of suppressing the working class.

I recommend purging your mind of such amusement by engaging in this Party-Approved work of videological enlightenment:

<a href="https://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html ">Where's an Egg?</a>

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Revolutionary gamers of the world, leave your mothers' basements and unite!