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Obama University to produce a million Dear Leaders

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The Progressive Movement just doesn't stop Progressing!

Obama Launches University That Will Produce a ‘Million Baracks and Michelles'

Speaking at the Bell MTS Place in Canada, Barack detailed plans for creating a “university for social change” aimed at indoctrinating future leaders from around the world who harbor cynicism towards “old institutions.”

Some of the classes offered:

  • Marxian Economics 101, 102 and 103. Required for graduation.
  • Public Speaking: introduction to TelePrompter. Second-year elective. Learn how to pronounce words you've never seen before, such as 'corpsman'.
  • Ordering Drone Strikes: Offered during Spring Term only to juniors and seniors. Req. for graduation
  • Fundraising for Phonies: Fall-term elective. Offered to seniors.
  • Scams, Schemes and Slush Funds: Advanced course offered only to seniors who have completed a rigorous list of pre-requisite classes. Must get a professor (preferably a Marxist) recommendation to attend.
  • Fooling all the people all the time: Graduate-level seminar, by invitation only.

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Too bad for him all the potential Obama and Michelle babies got whacked before they ever saw the light of day.

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More of the classes:

Advanced Marxism: Three terms of upper-level classes required for students in a Journalism or Government Service track. Fundamentally Transforming America, Spreading the Wealth, selling Socialized Medicine to the Proletariat, and other necessities to achieving a Worker's Paradise.

Judge Shopping: Upper-level course. How to pick the worst possible people to fill judicial vacancies.

Introduction to School Nutrition: You will take this class, and like it.

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THe ROTC Department will all wear brown shirts and jackboots...

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So does Obama University happen before or after his presidential library happens?

The guy's just whackin' off.

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Some time ago I made this book cover that could be used as the Obama University logo and mascot.

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Like all socialist projects, the Obama University is likely to feed a host of incompetent parasites and soon collapse in a corrupt money laundering scheme, which will be all covered up by the media.

But even if it succeeds to establish itself as an institution of learning, how will it be different from all the other American universities that are already doing all that and more?

In fact, what Obama wants has already been done - it's called Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, also known as Peoples' Friendship University of Russia. During the Cold War it was used to spread Marxism and KGB influence operations around the world, preparing future leaders of the one-world socialist utopia.

Its notable graduates include:

  • Mahmoud Abbas, President of the State of Palestine and Palestinian National Authority
  • Carlos the Jackal (Ilich Ramírez Sánchez), Venezuelan terrorist and assassin
  • Timoleón Jiménez, leader of FARC
  • Daniel Ortega, President of Nicaragua
  • Porfirio Lobo, President of Honduras
  • Michel Djotodia, President of the Central African Republic
  • Anna Chapman, Russian intelligence officer

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Here is Obama playing for the Soviet team as a student of Patrice Lumumba University of People's Friendship in Moscow, 1978.

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I heard he "lettered" on the skeet team there.

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Did Nellie Ohr also study at the esteemed Patrice Lumumba University of People's Friendship? Or did she just study remotely through on-line research?


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But, Comrade Evil S., unless a comrade has a huge student loan debt in order to qualify for those minimum wage jobs...they aren't truly oppressed by status quo of class warfare. Without that huge student loan debt...they haven't truly experienced the struggle against that which must be over turned. Self-induced subjection is the only way to really flip off the whole MAGA prison.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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LONG LIVE PATRICE LUMUMBA UNIVERSITY 2.0 ! _ (*1961)
now The Peoples' Friendship University _ (#1992)

EDIT.
aw shucks - Komrade Direktor already dug into that pile.

Germans say:
Wer lesen kann, ist klar im Vorteil.
He who can read, is clearly at an advantage. _ (sigh, how true)

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hah! Stakhanovian Socrearchitecturbanists already raised Messiah's Lumumba University :

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(transmitted earlier here, as a tribute to Komrade Direktor's act of clairvoyance)


 
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