Barack Obama: America will take the giant leap to Mars

Spreading his generosity and leadership which is more than enough to "help" our own world, Dear Leader (PBUH) has set his sights on our intergalactic neighbors!

Clearly the inhabitants of Mars need healthcare, and as immigrants and as yet undocumented voters they can do the work that earthlings will not do (purely as an act of love for their families...)

Immigrants will be fully cleared using the existing and proven "Syrian Refugee" protocols. Anything less than full support of the program is racist.

The comments at the article were very, ah, anti Obama. That means they are anti science. So one lone voice in the wilderness cried out for reason:

A voice for reason and against Obama ?

" Go follow him and find out where he lives. "

CNN sure takes care of its followers. Here's one example; they provide the proles with those extra little details like what the author does for a living and stuff - very helpful... don't ya think?