Comrades, I've stumbled upon what could be the nail in the coffin of the evil oil industry.

It appears that the Department of Justice is looking to give away money to someone who is willing to do a study on the oil industry and its link to domestic violence and sex crimes. Praise Lenin! When this study is completed, the proles will be rioting in the streets for the demise of the oil industry and their rough, uh......roughnecks!

Exploratory Research on the Impact of the Growing Oil Industry in the Dakotas and Montana on Domestic Violence, Dating Violence, Sexual Assault, and Stalking

Capt. C,

This line from the proposal is noteworthy: [highlight=#FFFF00]"For-profit organizations must agree to forgo any profit or management fee." [/highlight]

This stipulation basically eliminates any serious investigative research and leaves the job to groups like the NAACP and NOW - who already suckle at the trough of government grants - thus assuring a proper outcome.

Forward!