TO: All Party Officials, Fellow Travelers, Cronies and Journolists
CC: Occupy
FR: Office of the Purveyor of Party-Approved Nonsense
RE: Party-Approved Economic Form Letter

The Party has approved a form letter to be used in answering all queries regarding economic issues. It explains our positions and proposed solutions to problems in a clear, concise manner and is suitable for framing. With minor changes (prior approval from the Ministry of Truth required), it will also form the basis of a good newspaper article or broadcast copy suitable for the professional state-approved media.

Herewith is the Form Letter:

Well, that's an improvement. Every time I use to call up the Obama complaints department all I got was some Hillary sound-alike screeching in my ear complaint after complaint that Obama has, blaming America for not doing its fair share for Obama and asking for more money.

We can only hope that the names of all crybabies, complainers, thought-criminals, and counter-revolutionaries are forwarded to the Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Commissariat Of Compliance for their "watch list."