The People's 99%er and resident squirrel, the notorious Captain Craptek, is at it again, spreading his mayhem everywhere he goes.

UK, Friday, November 29, 2014

From the Daily Mail

Children at a primary school were forced to evacuate their playground because of an "unusually aggressive" squirrel wreaking havoc... Teachers had to escort pupils out of the playground and back into the safety of the school building after the creature then proceeded to "disrupt" playtime... The incident took place earlier this month and the squirrel has not been seen since.

The full disturbing story linked here.

Clearly the good Captain's aggression is a figment of the imaginations of the little tykes. Witness squirrels have described Craptek as a "mental gentle giant" of a squirrel who was simply on his way to school after robbing trading acorns at the neighborhood store.

You know, El Presidente,

I have squirrels come up on my balcony all the time. Not once have they scratched me or been aggressive. In fact, they lay on the cuteness big time!

When I don't feed them, they don't hold a grudge, they just move "forward". That's how my squirrels are. Cute and silly.

I love squirrels. They're nice. And, they think I'm nice, too. ; • )I realize they can be confused with Chipmunks, which are a menace to homes electrical systems and waterways and nice looking lawns. Still, they are quite darling in their demeanor, unlike gophers.

Tastes like chicken, or cat...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Tastes like chicken, or cat...

You beast! <sob sob sob>

Pamalinsky wrote:You know, El Presidente,

I have squirrels come up on my balcony all the time. Not once have they scratched me or been aggressive. In fact, they lay on the cuteness big time!

Be aware, their teeth are razor sharp. As a child, I was accidentally bitten on the pinkie finger giving a peanut to a squirrel. Better you lay the treat down and let the squirrel pick it up.

Dedhedvedev wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:You know, El Presidente,

I have squirrels come up on my balcony all the time. Not once have they scratched me or been aggressive. In fact, they lay on the cuteness big time!

Be aware, their teeth are razor sharp. As a child, I was accidentally bitten on the pinkie finger giving a peanut to a squirrel. Better you lay the treat down and let the squirrel pick it up.

Pami, you should listen to Comrade Dedhedvedev. It's a fact that sometimes in my haste to take a peanut from a human hand a finger tip looks equally tasty. It's not on purpose, but I must admit it's amusing to hear how loudly humans can scream.

Captain Craptek wrote:Pami, you should listen to Comrade Dedhedvedev. It's a fact that sometimes in my haste to take a peanut from a human hand[highlight=#ffff00] a finger tip looks equally tasty.[/highlight] It's not on purpose, but [highlight=#ffff00]I must admit it's amusing to hear how loudly humans can scream.[/highlight]

Sounds like the words of a skunk that prowls the open sewers of a slaughterhouse. The next words you hear is It's just a rat with a bushy-tail. We've all done our part to dispel the tree-rat moniker but this isn't helping matters in the least. The noble squirrel has fought hard for a place in the sun. A slip of the tongue and all is for naught.

Biff Henderson wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Pami, you should listen to Comrade Dedhedvedev. It's a fact that sometimes in my haste to take a peanut from a human hand[highlight=#ffff00] a finger tip looks equally tasty.[/highlight] It's not on purpose, but [highlight=#ffff00]I must admit it's amusing to hear how loudly humans can scream.[/highlight]

Sounds like the words of a skunk that prowls the open sewers of a slaughterhouse. The next words you hear is It's just a rat with a bushy-tail. We've all done our part to dispel the tree-rat moniker but this isn't helping matters in the least. The noble squirrel has fought hard for a place in the sun. A slip of the tongue and all is for naught.

As a card carrying member of the ancient and noble family σκίουρος I am honor bound to defend The People's™ nuts from all manner of foe, be they foreign or domestic! I take no lasting joy in human suffering - amusement,.. eh...a bit,..but lasting joy, never! The sausage-like finger tips of mankind are but a brief distraction from my eternal mission!

No time to bicker, comrades. Let's move on! There's more work to be done! Forward to Utopia!

RedDiaperette wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Tastes like chicken, or cat...

You beast! <sob sob sob>

It seems RedDiaperette has been suffering PTSD as a result of some rather harrowing youthful experiences

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Tastes like chicken, or cat...

You beast! <sob sob sob>

It seems RedDiaperette has been suffering PTSD as a result of some rather harrowing youthful experiences

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I was promised that this picture would not appear on the Interwebs! I must go stand some people in a brace and 'splain things to them.

Ferguson: Dat sh!t gonna burn!

Screw Ferguson,
DETROIT is the place to get shot these days!
It always has been.

Perhaps the city of Ferguson could come up with a new slogan...