In an incredibly bold and progressive move today, Our Comrade, Nancy Pelosi, Komissnara of The People's Assembly, has thrarted the RethugliKKans and told us what Big History doesn't want us to hear. Pelosi was asked by an evil Fox News repoter if she believes that the taactic of waterboarding is Consituional. Pelosi replied, "There is a Constitution? I was not informed of this! The CIA never notified me of the existence of one! Obviously, The CIA is lying to both me and the people about the existence of this so-called 'document'!" Comrades, I encourage you all to do the same! Denounce something that big history claims to have happened, but obvously couldn't have! I myself has denounced the Civil War! It didn't happpen! It is just an excuse for Rednecks to criticize our People's media for protraying them as all being backwards, uneducated, racist inbreds! Don't let Big History win!

I denounce ze discovery of Amerika! Ze world is better off vizout it anyvay. Plus it vould enable a direkt konnektion betveen Europe and ze PR China!

Denounce history for remembering that Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.

Denounce history for remembering that Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.

I denounce Comrade Whoopie for failing to remember that Hitler was a Friend of the People. The evil Zionists were not killed in this "Holocaust", but rather flew away using their evil Powers, and formed a lunar colony. The same is true for the 50,000,000 Chinese who mysteriously vanished during the Great Leap Forward. Also, Hitler almost United Europe, and later, the World!

I denounce the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki! It was all done on a sound stage (Ironically the same one Japan later used to film Godzilla movies)

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Denounce history for remembering that Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.

I denounce Comrade Whoopie for failing to remember that Hitler was a Friend of the People. The evil Zionists were not killed in this "Holocaust", but rather flew away using their evil Powers, and formed a lunar colony. The same is true for the 50,000,000 Chinese who mysteriously vanished during the Great Leap Forward. Also, Hitler almost United Europe, and later, the World!

Zen I denounce Premier and Diktator for Life Comrade Joseph Stalin for vaging an unprovoked var on ze Friend of the People, Adolf "Schicklgruber" Hitler. I furzermore denounce Comrade Roosevelt (sounds like a zionist name!) for doing ze same and meddling in entirely European affairs. Remember the atrocities of Normandy and Stalingrad!!!

I Comrade Pelosi

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Denounce history for remembering that Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.


I denounce Comrade Whoopie for failing to remember that Hitler was a Friend of the People. The evil Zionists were not killed in this "Holocaust", but rather flew away using their evil Powers, and formed a lunar colony. The same is true for the 50,000,000 Chinese who mysteriously vanished during the Great Leap Forward. Also, Hitler almost United Europe, and later, the World!


Zen I denounce Premier and Diktator for Life Comrade Joseph Stalin for vaging an unprovoked var on ze Friend of the People, Adolf "Schicklgruber" Hitler. I furzermore denounce Comrade Roosevelt (sounds like a zionist name!) for doing ze same and meddling in entirely European affairs. Remember the atrocities of Normandy and Stalingrad!!!

I denounce Genosse Pick for not remembering that Hitler and Stalin were actually allies and Stalin only waged war against Germany under pressure from AmeriKKKa!

I denounce my chef for serving me medium done steak when I specifically ordered medium rare. Good help is so hard to find these days, eh Comrades? What were we talking about again?

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Comrade Goose wrote
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Denounce history for remembering that Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.


I denounce Comrade Whoopie for failing to remember that Hitler was a Friend of the People. The evil Zionists were not killed in this "Holocaust", but rather flew away using their evil Powers, and formed a lunar colony. The same is true for the 50,000,000 Chinese who mysteriously vanished during the Great Leap Forward. Also, Hitler almost United Europe, and later, the World!


Zen I denounce Premier and Diktator for Life Comrade Joseph Stalin for vaging an unprovoked var on ze Friend of the People, Adolf "Schicklgruber" Hitler. I furzermore denounce Comrade Roosevelt (sounds like a zionist name!) for doing ze same and meddling in entirely European affairs. Remember the atrocities of Normandy and Stalingrad!!!

I denounce Genosse Pick for not remembering that Hitler and Stalin were actually allies and Stalin only waged war against Germany under pressure from AmeriKKKa!

I denounce Komrade Goose for denouncing me for denouncing Komrade Stalin for bending to pressure from imperialist AmeriKKKa!

I furzermore denounce Komrade Peloski for not realizing zat she is only SECOND in line for ze Premiership. She has singlehandedly destroyed everyzing Vomynhood has labored for in ze past forty years. Zere will alvays be an old vhite guy before her.

There is history? What's that? Never heard of the damned H-word.

And I'm with you, Colonel 7.62. These day's one can't have a decent omelet without breaking the cook's fingers. Where in the world is Che Gourmet?

So many denunciations lately. Is it time for a show trial? Or should we just take a lesson from Che and dispense with the silly notion of a trial? I've got the brick wall all warmed up!

Mmm yes. Omelet. Sounds tasty. Gotta break the cook's fingers AFTER cooking though, otherwise you wind up with blood in it. I cut off a finger from the cook one time and it just wound up in some chili. Most embarrassing.

Keep your walls in good repair, Colonel, we may need them soon! So many denunciations, so little time...

Can I get an extra ammo allotment then Comrade Red Square, or do I have to loot that like everything else the Guard uses?

Good point Colonel 7.62, I've had a damn hard time finding ammo lately and the prices of what I do find are abominable. Thank Stalin that comrade Kalashnikov had the foresight to install a folding bayonet on the People's assault rifle.

Of course now we'll have to sentence thought criminals to the stabbing squad. But at least it won't violate noise ordinances and the wall will last longer.

Dear Komrades,

I kan't help but denounce. I vas taught at a very young age! Years of FDJ (Free German Youth) training cemented my denouncer foundation. Everyone of my compatriots vas a sekret informer for ze Staatssicherheitsdient, or Stasi for short. Ve even denounced imperialist Vest Tchermans, most of all Helmut Kohl, as it vas our patriotic duty.

Progressive justice vill avenge me! It is NOT my fault! Neverzeless, I vill submit myself to guilt-rehabilitation. May I humbly rekvest zat it be "Idiocracy" style rehabilitation?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Good point Colonel 7.62, I've had a damn hard time finding ammo lately and the prices of what I do find are abominable. Thank Stalin that comrade Kalashnikov had the foresight to install a folding bayonet on the People's assault rifle.

Of course now we'll have to sentence thought criminals to the stabbing squad. But at least it won't violate noise ordinances and the wall will last longer.

Eh? I think it was Comrade Mao who installed a folding bayonet on Comrade Kalashnikov's rifle, and even then not all of them I could be wrong though. All the others I've seen have a removable bayonet. Comrade Simonv's carbine has a folding bayonet though.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Good point Colonel 7.62, I've had a damn hard time finding ammo lately and the prices of what I do find are abominable. Thank Stalin that comrade Kalashnikov had the foresight to install a folding bayonet on the People's assault rifle.

Of course now we'll have to sentence thought criminals to the stabbing squad. But at least it won't violate noise ordinances and the wall will last longer.

Eh? I think it was Comrade Mao who installed a folding bayonet on Comrade Kalashnikov's rifle, and even then not all of them I could be wrong though. All the others I've seen have a removable bayonet. Comrade Simonv's carbine has a folding bayonet though.

Who uses Kalashnikovs? I always found the AK-47 more equal than Kalashnkiovs(and definitely more equal than the AmeriKKKan M-16)

Also, I agree with you Genoose Pick, the denouncing has been indoctrinated educated into me from an early age. And besides, its easier than thinking about the other side and using your brain, which, as the Egyptians knew, is a useless appartus. Our hearts, which are the center for our love for Comrade O and our guilt, are by far more equal than our minds!

Sank you, Komrade Goose!

Vhy kome up viz irrelevant arguments zat are inherently truthful but inkompatible viz progressive thought, vhen it is so much easier just to shoot verbal salvos of meaningless garbage at ze imperialist oppressors. Druzhba! (Or else - as demonstrated by the antifascist protection wall.)



Ze truth does not matter, as long as ze feelings in our hearts are aligned viz Ze Greater Good for our Premier, Ze Obamessiah! Sec (prog) Heil!

Comrades,

In the People's Karaoke I have added an ode to our dear Comradette Pelosi called "MILF-mom," which draws from the lyrics of the song "Buzzbomb" by the sadly defunct but ultra-progressive punk band the Dead Kennedys.

Sadly no MIDI file could be found, but I did find a YouTube video of the original song, so you can sing along with Mr. Jello Biafra. Thus this "bug" might in fact be a "feature," just like Nancy's memory.

I denounce the so called Moon landing, because America doesn't have the technological know-how to land on it.

I denounce both Genosse Pieck and Comrade Goose for not reading the People's History Book by the Ministry of Truth. In it, it clearly states that Comrades Stalin and Hitler were the best of friends and never fought each other. They selflessly worked together to liberate Poland and the Baltic States from the vile forces of kkkapitalism. However, after Comrade Hitler liberated France and most of the rest of western Europe, Amerikkka and the UKKK ploted to destroy him. They invaded France on D-Day, and re-enslaved France, Belgium, Holland, Italy, and the Western half of Germany. Comrade Stalin rushed to Comrade Hitler's aide, but alas, it was too late. He was only able to save the eastern part of Germany and eastern Europe from Amerikkka. And that is the true story. Honestly you two, forgetting your People's History? I think you need to go back to Publik Skwel.