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Pelosie: the "Swamp Mistress"

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Dear fellow comrades -

Good tidings of great joy! Do you remember back,just a few years ago, when our Socialist Democrat leaders took House control away from those cheating Republipukes? Mistress Madam Rep. Pelosi (who I proudly announce ,is my 4th cousin, 6 times removed) said, she was going to "drain the swamp" of the Republicpukes corruption. (and why should they be allowed to get away with the same misconduct that our comrades do, you might ask? Because!, is the answer. They are not official Elite Party Members! But I digress. . . )

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We canplainly see the vastness of the corruption from our belovedcomrades. Our spirits should rise with pride, as they continue to doleout goodies to themselves, which of course we know, is done solely tosend on to the less fortunate among the collective! Rep.Charles Rangel is arrogantly bravely still refusing to "step down" from his entitled position. Go Chucky!

So dear comrades, I implore you - contact the bigoted biased adoring press immediate and demand they support our tax cheats pathological liars thoughtful one in the Congress! And please, send a note of congratulatory to Mistress . . . Rep. Pelosi, for doing such a admirable job of keeping our socialist crooks, liars and cheats comendable comrades in the House of Representatives.

Long rule the Progressives!

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You are related that close to her? I thought she was spawned.

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The creature from the black lagoon ruling over pond scum. How fitting.

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Commis Elliott, dear Mistress cousin Pelosi was the horrid lovely product of great, great uncle Festus Flockerberg, (the very night he broke out of got out of prison) and great great 3rd auntie removed, dear Hilda VonDork, who was an "exotic dancer" in Fraulein Sigrun Siegfried Salon & Saloon on 2nd & Stalin streets. As I understand, they never saw one another again . . . . but we don't discuss that. ssssssh

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I take it there are even more heads below the surface, and then even further down, there are the bottom fishers. Not that we progs don't need bottom fishers working for us, of course. Like Maxine Waters, and who's that one from Florida? Oh, here he is. He popped his head up out of the Florida swamp just in time to say hello. Alan Grayson.


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Grayson thelowlife liar Comrade of the Hour. Oh yes, we must salute him and his fabulous work for the collective. A true communist Progressive and King of the Swamp.

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Comrades, we must acknowledge that Nanski's intentions were good. She really meant to drain the swamp (the one she has been a part of for some 20+ years and is herself one of the reasons that swamp IS a swamp.... but I digress.) Yes, she MEANT to do good - it's not her fault that when she started draining, she found so many of her trusted associates (as well as herself) there. But what could she do? She had to throw back the swamp creatures that were on the side of social justice (such as herself) so nobody would find them. If she didn't make allowances, the cause of social justice would ultimately suffer. What would we rather have, comrades, an honest uncaring Congress or a crooked one that advances the cause of social justice? I rest my case.

PS Leninka.... Maxine Waters in the swamp? Very droll. But not untrue.

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Opiate of the People wrote: PS Leninka.... Maxine Waters in the swamp? Very droll. But not untrue.

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Maxi-pad Waters (aka: Mop-n-Glow) is on the House Banking Committee and she has no understanding of the Fed. discount rate which she believes to be the basis for mortgage rates. Mortgage rates are tied to the ten year note, not the prime rate.

However if she wants to know who is responsible for inflation she need look no farther than the nearest mirror. It was her Congressional friends who went on a spending spree and her boy Obama who chose to pay for it by printing money. The result of that is inflation and a weak dollar.

She doesn't appear to be any smarter than the proud but illiterate imbeciles who keep sending her to Congress to represent them.

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Comrade Whoopie,

I cannot show you Maxine Water's swamp specifically, but if you come to Houston, I can show you her sister's (sorry for the racial stereotyping), Sheila Jackson Lee's, fine swamp. It's called "The Third Ward." Sounds like an insane asylum, doesn't it? Well, at times it is, although, in truth, nothing beats the excitement of so called, "Southwest Houston, which is coincidentally, my neighborhood. Fortunately, we have very strong bars on our windows thanks to a capitalist burglar bar company.

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Leninka wrote:Comrade Whoopie,

I cannot show you Maxine Water's swamp specifically, but if you come to Houston, I can show you her sister's (sorry for the racial stereotyping), Sheila Jackson Lee's, fine swamp. It's called "The Third Ward." Sounds like an insane asylum, doesn't it? Well, at times it is, although, in truth, nothing beats the excitement of so called, "Southwest Houston, which is coincidentally, my neighborhood. Fortunately, we have very strong bars on our windows thanks to a capitalist burglar bar company.


Comrade,

Both of these Party™ officials, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, represent the party in the fashion we would expect pimps African(HYPHEN)American's to. There is nothing stereotypical about it except, well, that they are stereotypical of Party™ prog pimps African(HYPHEN)American's. Unlike those Konservative blacks who would rather refer to themselves as Americans like that vile Condi Rice or that Radical Riecht Winger Herman Cain or, well, that other vile Konservative Larry Elder. These vile Rethuglikkan Konservative types do not pimp African(HYPHEN)American people for The Party™, therefore they must be vile individualists who probably like kapitalism and readily distort the collectivist creed of The Party™!!!!

Hail the Tribe! Hail The Race! Hail Obama!

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>Hail the Tribe! Hail The Race! Hail Obama!>

Actually, that would be pronounced "Hayull! Hayull! Hayull!

I love the way Texans and other folks from the south (Texans being a species unto themselves) turn monosyllabic words into duosyllabics! Truly brilliant, and stronger somehow!
I think they have that "two is better than one" stuff down!

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[quote="Fraulein Pulloskies"]Dear fellow comrades ~ quote]

Holy smokes, Fraulein! You be cookin' girl! Kick it!

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I thought Comrade Nanski had to fill the swamp again to save the habitat of the Californian Smelt.

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The sure cure for racial stereotyping (aka: commonsense observation)...

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Obamugabe wrote:I thought Comrade Nanski had to fill the swamp again to save the habitat of the Californian Smelt.

Ah yes Most Astute Dictator....

SAVE THE KALIFORNICATION SMELL!!!

FUND THE NAPPY WHINE TRAIN!!!

NOW!!!

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I really feel for Maxie Waters. After she blathered spoke the truth and admitted the Socialist agenda for taking over the oil companies, her own friends, sitting next to her in that renowned video, were laughing at her. tisk tisk You could see watch her, over and over again, stumble and stammer (much like great Leader does), trying to find the words to cover up her HUGE blunder. I wonder if she learned that Progressives can never ever speak the truth?!

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I denounce her ample red Jezebel lips for exposing herself as a Party member.

At least Michelle (Borg designation 2 of 1) has enough class to wear purple lipstick and eye shadow (a homage to the SEIU no doubt).

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Comrade Whoopie wrote: {OFF}
Maxi-pad Waters (aka: Mop-n-Glow) is on the House Banking Committee and she has no understanding of the Fed. discount rate which she believes to be the basis for mortgage rates. Mortgage rates are tied to the ten year note, not the prime rate.

However if she wants to know who is responsible for inflation she need look no farther than the nearest mirror. It was her Congressional friends who went on a spending spree and her boy Obama who chose to pay for it by printing money. The result of that is inflation and a weak dollar.

She doesn't appear to be any smarter than the proud but illiterate imbeciles who keep sending her to Congress to represent them.


Her obtuseness is legendary. I remember watching a Banking Committee hearing during the mid-90s; it was after the Kleptocrats' 1994 meltdown and Jim Leach was chairman. She and Vermont commie Bernie Sanders (he was still in the House then) showed themselves for the assholes they are, sitting there making snide remarks while other people were trying to talk. You could tell they just couldn't stand it to be in the minority for the first time in their lives. Here's hoping they find out again soon.

This is why I have to laugh whenever some idiot talks about government being able to run anything. Waters has been on the effing Banking Committee for AT LEAST 15 years and after all that time she still doesn't have a clue about what she is doing? And she's not alone, tune into CSPAN any afternoon they have a House proceeding on and you'll find at least half a dozen "representatives" that you can swear you hear the sound of wind whistling on the prairie as soon as they open their effing mouths. And now they have someone in the White House who's at their level.

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Waters is definitely a dried up pool of thought and withered intelligence.

Feigning wisdom and integrity, Nancy Pelosi, Beloved Leader from the Great Left State of Kalifornia, said she was most qualified to lead the United States Senate because she "was a grandmother." Who knew the qualifications would be so very sexist and ageist. Now where was I? Oh yes, in Kalifornia. Gramma Pelosi eventually went on to proclaim that she would "drain the swamp" which had been so corrupted by those vile Republicans. Ah yes, "drain the swamp," as in: 1. The Solyndra Scandal 2. The LightSquared Scandal 3. Project Gunrunner and Operation Fast and Furious Scandal 4. Kinde Durkee, campaign finance crook for congresswoman Loretta Sanchez, politically correct race Democrat, Diane Feinstein, Jose Solario, allegedly here legally, and many other Very Equal Left-Wingers, is under indictment for stealing hundreds of thousands of their dollars, in an effort to "balance the scales" as encouraged by Beloved Leader and Hand-Waver, Barack The One Obama. The attempt at equality by Kinde "The Neck" Durkee is truly delicious.

A superior communist talent lies in quantifying the unquantifiable. For example, the Republicans attempts to thwart the earth friendly diktat of the EPA will cost 8,100 lives.

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I remember when Nanski was denying her knowledge of waterboarding. Yes, I remember now. Some horrible person said, "I'd give my left nut to waterboard that bitch!" I mean really! His LEFT nut? Horrible!


 
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