Bureaucracies grow like bacteria in a petri dish full of agar, except instead of a petri dish they use their own offices and instead of agar they feed on taxpayer funds.

So it is with the Pentagon's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), which is tasked with analyzing Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP), commonly known as UFOs.

It's hard to imagine that the Pentagon doesn't know what UFOs are after over half a century of sightings and encounters. Assuming that the Pentagon does know what these things are, expanding the AARO would be a deception that allows funding to disappear into the black hole of other, likely covert, projects.


Some secrets will never be willingly revealed by the government of the USSA (e.g. the Kennedy assassinations, the Epstein Island visitor list, how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop), so don't hold you breath waiting.

However, it you carefully observe all around us things that look and feel entirely wrong and out of place (our "secure border" that obviously isn't secure, men who can get pregnant, 230 "genders," anthropogenic climate change hysteria derived from shoddy speculative computer models, a free press that hates freedom of speech, etc.). it's clear that weird extraterrestrials with evil intentions are already here—and they're Democrats.

 

Why doesn’t the government study important stuff like how come sometimes Toll House chocolate chip cookies come out thin and crispy, and other times thicker and chewy. Same recipe, same bowl, same scooper, same oven, but different results. Sure, they are all enjoyed when consumed, but it’s a toss up between thin/crispy or thick/chewy.

What gives, bureaucratic deep state petri molds?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/18/2022, 1:32 pm

Why doesn’t the government study important stuff like how come sometimes Toll House chocolate chip cookies come out thin and crispy, and other times thicker and chewy.

That's a very good question.

 

It's always a warm fuzzy feeling when Premier Cho Bai-Dins' administration addresses the important issues of the day...and it's safe to say that Kamala will be placed in charge of it, because plausible deniability to protect the Big Guy  what could possibly go wrong?

Here's to the old "Slight of Hand." 

(in other news, all propaganda news outlets and social media will be suspended for the next 48 hours until what's really happening is done and over.  Back to your beets, and don't ask questions.)

FLOORWARD!

As Lord John Whorfin would say, "Laugha while you can, Monkey Boy!!!"

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems* declined to comment, citing "national security concerns".

*"The Future Begins Tomorrow" (or Next Tuesday, depending on your point of view) They are, after all, RED Lectroids.....

It is distressing to me that the Government has never released the REAL pictures taken from the Apollo moon landings.

Of course, we all know that astronauts faked the whole thing on a sound stage built in Idaho, but the Government did hire some UFO aliens to take a few pix from the moon, to complete the hoax.

Turns out that the Earth REALLY IS flat! Of course, the photo that we all saw was photoshopped.