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Photoshop Contest: Obama as the Prophetic New Man

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Dear Heroic Comrades of the Glorious People's Cube Collective!

I have just received all the proper permissions from our Comrade Director Red Square to offer you this wonderful opportunity to show your equally extraordinary talents as members of the Proletariat in providing an appropriate context for this photo of our Dear Leader, Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama!

Look into his eyes, and see the burning fire of Socialism in his heart! See his stern resolve to fight for the workers and peasants of the USSA! Gaze upon this glorious and yet profoundly humble man, nay, The New Man, the One Whom We Have Been Waiting For!

First prize will be an autographed log personally carried by Comrade Mrs. Red Square. All other contestants will receive a log of a different kind.

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The prize logs are being hauled along a scenic route across Siberia even as you're making your Photoshop entries. It may take some time to arrive, as my Kamaz couldn't handle the load and now I have to drag it to the nearest FedEx location, with only my meager five horse powers as opposed to the Kamaz's 730 horse-power, V-8 diesel engine with its 16-speed ZF transmission. But I shouldn't digress, Comrade Red Square just hollered for me to quit log-webbing and start log-hauling.

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It has been a long road to prophet for His Obamniscient.

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Resolved: I will NOT replace the face with a poop image. Motion not carried.

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Anyer Marx wrote:Resolved: I will NOT replace the face with a poop image. Motion not carried.
This break with such a time honored tradition will take some adjustment.

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Detroit is in ruins. Look what the Republican SEQUESTER has done. Obama warned us.






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Thanks comrade. Considering my novice status with Photoshop you just saved me 2 days work!

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I.M. Craptek wrote:Thanks comrade. Considering my novice status with Photoshop you just saved me 2 days work!

You are quite welcome, comrade. It was 2 beet vodkas worth of work for me - so I am either a slow worker or a fast drinker!

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Lacking all photo-shop skills, I would just suggest putting him in front of the ship from "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" with the caption "Beam me up, my work here is done".

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As the ONE predicted it is the "End of Days".
Surgeon Generals Warning: "What is seen cannot be unseen."


        Mystery item No. 1

The Prophet (pbuh) wages jihad against the demon Capitalism.

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Shovel 4 U wrote:As the ONE predicted it is the "End of Days".


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Is that a MUTATED FLY on glorious leaders face?

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Comrade Molotov wrote:
Shovel 4 U wrote:As the ONE predicted it is the "End of Days".
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Is that a MUTATED FLY on glorious leaders face?
That isn't Michelle Obama?

The Prophet (pbuh) wages jihad against the demon Capitalism.

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Pontius Obama, foreseeing the devastation to come by sequestration cuts, washes his hand of it.





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Shovel 4 U wrote:As the ONE predicted it is the "End of Days".

Shovel 4 U I am sending you my bill when I require sedation and intensive psychotherapy to treat the flashbacks and nightmares I have from having just seen that.

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The Sky isn't Falling: The Ground is Rising!


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Princess Nookie wrote:Shovel 4 U I am sending you my bill when I require sedation and intensive psychotherapy to treat the flashbacks and nightmares I have from having just seen that.

My Dear Princess;
Like any good prog, I am not responsible for my actions but being of fair mind may I offer you a resource to help you find suitable govt. agencies to help you deal with those "issues"?

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I am NOT a dictator.®
I am NOT a two-faced liar.

CDC.

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My HANDS are not ... getting smaller. My head is getting ... BIGGER.

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Glory be unto the most holy Obamunist! Such equal submissions! All shovel ready to the highest order!

Sadly my Comradore eleventy4™has no PotusShoop I can only bask in your collective awesome.


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My humble submission: Whack-a-Despot Choose-a-Prophet Family Game.

Game to be played by two or more subversives. Rules are simple...first, seditionist inserts ruble into politician's pocket and pulls down on zipper. Next, rolls dice and takes turn choosing favorite People's Prophet with mallet. Not possible to lose! Everyone winner with Choose-a-Prophet Game and receive nice, stuffed likeness of Hugo Chavez (once released from KGB FEMA custody)!

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