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Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name

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If Mitt Romney were to take paid lessons from Carlos Danger, he couldn't have picked a more upright Twitter handle than Pierre Delecto, which is French/Latin for "Delightful Peter."

The clues were all out there, we just didn't know how to look. Observe these headlines from recent years:

Mitt Romney's Porn Star Endorsements

Mitt Romney and a porno spoof

Mitt Romney's Secret Life as a Pornographer

First Lady of Porn Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

Marriott, Mitt Romney, and porn

One might say that although these are all very progressive, Party-approved truthful media organs, they could be a bit biased because Mitt Romney opposed Obama as a Republican.

And yet these are the organs of the elites with whom Romney has been trying to get in bed ever since Trump had won the election. By doing so, he has been endorsing everything they had ever said about him in the past.

Thus, Romney admits that he is not only a high school bully, a capitalist predator, a murderer of cancer victims, a torturer of dogs, a slaver of women in binders - he is also a secret pornographer.

Wear your porn star name with pride, Pierre Delecto. You've earned it.

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Those are obviously photoshopped.

Their porn-staches are more the Ron Burgundy style.

I believe Carlos is still in the business. He needed the money.

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By Лука Мудищев, a direct - mustachiowise - connection to the most recent TDS "whistleblower"!
And what exactly may "whistle" (ahem, ahem) "blower" in that context mean???

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:By Лука Мудищев, a direct - mustachiowise - connection to the most recent TDS "whistleblower"!
And what exactly may "whistle" (ahem, ahem) "blower" in that context mean???
There is a sucker born every minute.

(Dear me, can it be that I actually said that? Shame on me.)

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Why did Porno Pierre go there?
No magic Mormon underwear?

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I suspect that "Pierre" fancies himself as a member of a modern day Three Musketeers.

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In light of these pornographic collusions of Mittens...just what kind of sado masochistic coldness and cruelty is this SEVERE Conservatism Pierre Delecto brags of...if not the kind of authority that happily destroys the happiness and well being of The Children™ ...and their little dogs, too?

Red Diaperette...'pelipsky is sure felines are just as SEVERELY expendable to Pierre Dilecto...


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Antonio Salazarinski wrote:I suspect that "Pierre" fancies himself as a member of a modern day Three Musketeers.

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Sebastian Gorka tweeted and facebooked this picture with this caption:

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That was after he also tweeted and facebooked a link to this People's Cube thread (thank you!)

I posted this topic with the picture last night around 9pm. Before 10pm this link already had over 1,000 shares (it's 2,500 as of now).

This morning it continued to go viral sending us traffic, including a link by Instapundit.

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If Pierre Delecto picked a peck of pickled Weiners, how many pickled Weiners would Pierre Delecto pick?

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Other notable participants on our own Twitter thread about Pierre Delecto include "The First Lady of Porn" Jenna Jameson.

It seems that the most embarresing moment in her career as a porn actress was endorsing Mitt Romney in 2012. We feel you, comrade. Your pain is our pain.

I never knew of her before, but nice to meet you, Ms. Jameson. Your Twitter profile states you are now a conservative mom.

This is how the conversation went:

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That's just a.w.e.s.o.m.e. Red Square. !!!!
May the Clicks be with you.

Jackalopelipsky
Russian ASSET and Honor Guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549

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Mitt Romney has blocked Pierre Delecto's anti-Trump Twitter account, but we've been able to obtain a preview:


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I guess Pierre Delecto isn't going to do Washington DC now, huh?

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Margaret wrote:I guess Pierre Delecto isn't going to do Washington DC now, huh?
Yes. It's titled, "Delecto Does DC."

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:That's Senator Pierre Delecto to you.

....for now....tick, tick, tick....gong!

It's like DC has become a political version of The Gong Show.


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Look what our intrepid reporter Pinkie has dug out:

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Red Square wrote:Other notable participants on our own Twitter thread about Pierre Delecto include "The First Lady of Porn" Jenna Jameson.

It seems that the most embarresing moment in her career as a porn actress was endorsing Mitt Romney in 2012. [highlight=#ffff00]We feel you, comrade. Your pain is our pain.[/highlight]

I never knew of her before, but nice to meet you, Ms. Jameson. Your Twitter profile states you are now a conservative mom.

This is how the conversation went:
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Antonio Salazarinski wrote:I suspect that "Pierre" fancies himself as a member of a modern day Three Musketeers.

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HEY!! I resemble that remark!! No need to hit a guy below the belt like that, I may have to change my avatar now! As Gretazilla would say "How dare you"!!

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Pierre Erecto would have been better, but hey, no one ever accused Mitt of having an imagination, or brain for that matter.



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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:... this news story ...
"Desjardins"? and "Delecto"? Obvious French Connection!

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Q: Why didn't Romney become Pierre Electo?
A: There was just something Vichy about him.


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Don't believe the lies! Anything Katie Hill does Hillary does better!

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Red Square wrote:

She was campaining in swing states.

Komrade Premier, don't you mean swinger states? No, I'm not talking about the 70's Dodge automobile.

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David Brock wrote:Don't believe the lies! Anything Katie Hill does Hillary does better!

Komrade David, Hillary is so 2017. Liz Warren is the new haute couture in Washington today.


 
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