As we all know, in order for our Glorious Socialist World of Next Tuesday to happen, we must dig deep, and pay our Fair Share(TM). And by Fair Share(TM) I mean the rich, oppressive white male conservative capitalist thugs who are keeping the various minorities down. But rejoice! Even as The Government has their hand in your pocket, you can still enjoy The People's Pocket Pool(TM).

That's right! Thanks to the kindness and generosity of our Dear Leader Obama, even as the government digs into your pocket, you can experience the pleasure that can only come from the groping hands of government. Think of the honor. Dear Leader cares so much, and wants to ensure everyone pays their Fair Share(TM) that The Party even takes the time to pleasure the taxpayer before extracting and redistributing the wealth.

Now we can look forward to tax time with guilty pleasure (the best kind, as we all know, progressives love guilt) as The Party fondles our nether regions in search for our wallets.

Praise Obama!

Ahhh, now I need making of burka with the pockets. I should be of looking forward of hands on experience also.

Of what size is Dear Leader's tool pool?

Pocket pool? Who told? I'm going to repeat myself: Who told?I'm always playing pocket pool because I'm a Made Progressive. Except it's not, er, my own huevos that I'm playing with. I always keep a couple of Fabergé eggs in my pockets, you know, just to make sure that they are safe for The People's Use.And that's what I'm playing pocket pool with, and I'm sticking to my story.

I'm sure Dear Leader has the most glorious pool tool. After all, everything is bigger with Dear Leader involved. Why just look out our national debt? And the bailouts? Yes, Obama will be sticking his pool tool deep inside this country. Bend over!

Is proctology a tool? I mean, anyone playing with his own tools is his own business. But inserting your hand into my pocket to play with MY tools, is my business.

O M G . . . . don't even say it! I'm off to Jiffy-Lobo!!!!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Is proctology a tool? I mean, anyone playing with his own tools is his own business. But inserting your hand into my pocket to play with MY tools, is my business.

O M G . . . . don't even say it! I'm off to Jiffy-Lobo!!!!

Fraulein!!You best be off to Jiffy-Lobo as YOU have no tools or pockets.

All tools and pockets belong to the people and therefore one can play with any tools or pockets one comes across as all tools and pockets belong to all people.

So it is not an uncommon sight to see a Commissar with their hands any pockets they run across....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

yes, I am, errr, on my way . . . having realized my need for adjustments is most mandatory.
They've done so much to spruce the place up, don't you think?! Most festive!

As for "no tools", sir, that is something you will never know.

Under ObamaCare tool transplants (what the thought criminal Limbaugh sarcastically refers to as an adadictomy) will be covered as a benefit to our glorious transgender community.

Oh......I though this was about the regulatory work of our SEC--Gobment p0rn and pocket pool.

Pocket pool? Isn't comrade Bwany Fwank head commissioner?

I think I'll keep some hot dogs in my pocket in case Dear Leader comes along and he's hungry. Do you think he would like hot dogs as a snack?

Not so sure, Leninka. He strikes me as the kind of man who has probably had bad experiences tasting others hot dogs, and maybe one of the reasons he changed his name in college from Barack to Barry.

That is making me to want to sing

Oh I wish to have an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I am truly wanting with me
Cause if I was to be having Oscar Meyer Weiner
It to making it much easier to pee
(wherever I want without the squating and picking up the burkha)

Would this fund reverse treatments too (as greedy pig Limbaugh would say, "chopadickoffme"? Because if it would, it could explain why comrade Hillary Clinton would be so adamant about ObamaCare.

I must think consider that it would, Comrade Goose. But I do not think consider that Comradess Hillary would want "chopadickoffem". After all, either she or Billyary Bill must be in need of at least one in family unit... and if rumors are true, she has Mr. Bills in jar by the bed as 'reminder' of escapades.

[ off ]I printed a picture of Nanski Peloski and put it on the back of one toilet at work. I was expecting a bit of pee on it, but I think that some of the women were trying to pee on her.

Dear Comrade Theo, I, err, umm, have a question... you put the picture in the womanly latrine? Please divulge your sneakedness into female lavatory... did you dress for the sneak? Or was it an in- you- face- here- I- am- sneak? Or does workly area have uni-toidy's?

Unipotties. Mostly the men use the middle bathroom and the women the front one but it's not a hard-and-fast rule.

This is a notoriously seditious place these days--I ran out of Texas Secede! bumper stickers the first week I had them out.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: This is a notoriously seditious place these days--I ran out of Texas Secede! bumper stickers the first week I had them out.

Theo, I'm sure your progressive staff was just using them to save on toilet paper.

This a progressive place? Misti has a picture of W and his wife on her wall. Nanski Peloski is a reviled name, like Barry Zip. We all pay our bills.