President Offers People's Congress Opportunity to Renounce the Reactionary and Decadent US Constitution

Dear Comrades,

The official Party Spokesman, Comrade J. J. Carney, has offered the People's Congress the opportunity to renounce the USSA Constitution in favor of a more progressive direction for the State in keeping with the November People's Revolutionary Election, in which the workers and peasants of the USSA unanimously acclaimed Comrade Party Chairman Barack Barackovich Obama as President of the State.

While Party officials have been working diligently to amend the Constitution so that our Glorious Leader may serve a lifetime appointment rather than a mere four years, the Party is also entertaining the idea of abolishing the reactionary and decadent document which is seen as an impediment to real Progress.

The Comrade Spokesman stated:

Because Congress has retained for itself this responsibility and obligation, they have to act. If they want to pass it to a more willing actor, the President of the United States, he will gladly ensure that we do not default. But the fact of the matter is Congress has that responsibility and Congress has to act. We can't do it for them.

By offering to assume the duties of the People's Congress, Comrade President Barack Barackovich will not only help the State accrue much needed debt in order to continue vital spending in Social Programs and pensions for State workers, but also help the Party finally put the outdated, archaic, and retrograde ‘US Constitution' out of its misery. This old horse needs to be euthanized and sent to the Collective Smokehouse to be made into sausage. The People do not need a Constitution… they need Social Benefits!

Notice in the art of the Comrade Spokesman's presentation, he states that the People's Congress has ‘retained for itself' budgetary authority. Comrades, what the People's Congress can retain, it can also release! Let them release this authority to our Glorious Leader, so that we no longer have to have these prolonged processes. The People's Deputies should vote immediately to cede all budgetary authority to the President!

End the Imperialist and Decadent Constitution!
Centralize all budgetary authority with the President!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Proletarian Red-noser

Komrade Nomenclature Climber,

Our most insigtful leaders are in harmony with your observations about the totally flawed nature of the "Constitution" -- the misspelling of "Ye the People," the misspelling of "Right to bear Alms," and, of course, the most glaring omission-- the entire "Redistribution" command negligently omitted from what one of our Latter-Day Founders, Rep. John Conyers, insightfully calls the "Good and Proper Clause."


--KOOK