Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Many Appreciations for your efforts, Marshall Popovitch,

Unfortunately my tongue has become confusal from many slavic dialects. So when I say your name it will sounds like Popofabitch. Please do not take this speech impediment personally. Puppyleaks will breathe new life into the Cube and give you a warm feeling on the leg where the puppy is.

As an alternate name you might also want to try "Poopyleaks" to cover both ends of the issue, comrade!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Many Appreciations for your efforts, Marshall Popovitch,

Unfortunately my tongue has become confusal from many slavic dialects. So when I say your name it will sounds like Popofabitch. Please do not take this speech impediment personally. Puppyleaks will breathe new life into the Cube and give you a warm feeling on the leg where the puppy is.

As an alternate name you might also want to try "Poopyleaks" to cover both ends of the issue, comrade!

I will take your confusion into account at your next trial Comrade as I understand the difficulty you must have with pronunciation. Actually the great Red Square mentioned that my name is similar to a name that is associated with the Pope or something along those lines. I like that... it is appropriate that I should have such a hallowed name...or at least a more equal name. However, I will stay with Puppyleaks™, it just has the right ring to it.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrades, it is with great satisfaction and the spirit of Pure Party Progressiveness that I announce a new service:

Puppyleaks™ will over the next few days, weeks, years...release various photos and any other pieces of confirmed, rumored, or imgained photos, documents, or gossip for the purification of the Party faithful and/or assault on imperialist capitalism. Because many of these pictures and other documents could put others in risk of bodily harm means nothing to me personally, I can no doubt be influenced by whoever should "grease my paws" best. With that said, Puppyleaks™ offers this tidbit as a taste of what may be coming! I know many of you have heard the rumors, and I am now free to report that they are true. Less there be any doubt, your very own Marshal Pupovich and Comrade Leninka are now even more equal than we were before, for we were blessed this past weekend by the presence of our Glorious Leader, Red Square! Oh, I can still feel the tinkle down my leg! This is but a glimpse of some of our work toward the fulfillment of the World of Next Tuesday!


In a glorious step forward in the Global War on Warming, Marshal Pupovich, and Comrade Leninka, under the direction of our Dear Leader Red Square, prepare to take a the first shot in a devastating bombardment of the sun! Note -certain features were altered to protect the guilty, as well as the time stamp altered (either that or the fact I had just changed the batteries and am a complete novice with cameras).

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Yes Comrades, I can hear you right now. Of course we know that the sun has but a minor influence on world temperature compared to the devastating influence of carbon dioxide, a pollutant according the EPA. But we did not limit our attack with artillery. In fact, by my estimation, we spent approximately 50% of our time together taking into our own bodies some of the carbon dioxide that had been wastefully expelled by other, less caring people and their poison spewing cars and trucks! Without even resorting to PeoplesMath™, I figure that works out to a 150% reduction in the carbon footprint. Yes, we are aware of the harmful effects on our own bodies this causes, but we do it For the Children™, it's all For the Children™! I can also report to you with confidence that if you have not noticed already, then you will soon notice a gradual decrease in temperature in our United Socialist States of America thanks to our tireless efforts!

In closing for the time, I just want to say again how truely more equal I feel after a weekend with Red Square. I wish I had more photo's with Leninka, but she arrrived for the last event, but I have little doubt that she will also have some blackmail...er...photo's to release through Puppyleaks™.

Oh, Red Square also told me that there was some dispute in the collective on how my name is pronounced.... It is: Pup-Po-Vich.

Krasnodar wrote:Inspiring photo of Red Square. He looks like a cross between Lenin pointing his finger ever outward , and Khrushchev, pointing his finger at someone else !
( It seems our leaders are very good at pointing the finger.)

Dearest Comrade R.S. is most likely pointing eastward, telling his compatriots dutifully standing behind him, of his key part in the Victory at Stalingrad back in '43, or possibly about his invention of the color "red". .....

To comrades in photo: There is a name which you must know when eating inside the borders of State of Louisiana. ( Home of People's Ministers Nagin and Landrieu ):

Beignets ( ben-yehz) with some REAL French-roast coffee ..... Me, Krasnodar, love that !

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I see you captured a M115 8 inch howitzer from the Yankee Imperialists! Great job! Did you turn it around and finish off the decadent Ugly American War Criminal watering hole known as a "VFW" after your historic attempt to stop Global Warming? I think "VFW" is a Bushitler reference. Something like "Vermin For W".

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Being crippled such as I am, I would have been unable to make it up the steep stairs. But some of those present saw me, and so they cut a hole in the floor and lowered a mat with which they lifted me up to the Upper Room to sit at the feet of Master.

Krasnodar wrote:Upon request of those less fortunate not to have had these ( still warm w/ powdered sugar):

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Beignets are Most Equal of breakfast yummies! And as you can see by my avatar, I have a spoon to stir coffee with.....I like to do this and imagine I'm having some cafe' time with Fidel in the worker's paradise !

Leninka wrote: Everywhere he goes, he drops cigarette butts, and beer cans all over the floor just like Che and Fidel on a fling in a pre-Castro Havana hotel. What a pig! Keep this to yourselves, Comrades, lest I be purged, later.

Leninka wrote:No, Pinkie, he is not a Republican operative, only a typical tyrant, and I think he's trying to create a cat fight, here, as if I'm going to spill the beans on you. I can't even remember what he said, actually, it went in one ear and out the other, except for something about some dalliance you had with another poster way back when. Really, I can't remember the details.

He has the constitution of Godzilla, having jumped in the pool today, even with the outdoor temperature a cool 60 degrees, and he's made me slave over the stove making him blintzes and stuffed pasta.

However, there was one bright side. A newer Comrade - P L Tarian drove 100 miles to see Comrade Red Square in College Station, and Red Square was quite touched. Later, strangely, we ended up dining at a Wings and More and found ourselves surrounded by Tea Party activists, and Red Square, being the consummate ham, got up in front of the group and speechified all of the wonders of our glorious system.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Since when did you ever have to be in the presence of The People's Director to get a promotion? I seem to recall he made you Marshal just for the asking, because you were feeling down in the dumps or something. In fact, you get denounced more often than anyone else here, and you usually come out of it with yet another promotion, or at least a new moral authority victim card to add to your ever increasing deck. You've even denounced yourself on more than one occasion for just that purpose. Why, I'd denounce you for all of it if I weren't afraid you'd just come out "Top Dog" again.

Just mind whose leg you tinkle on.

Krasnodar wrote:Just give Marshal P. any sort of award, like the " Meritorious Backyard Behavior Achievement Medal ".........and as you can see, some of those who have been in leadership, like Comrade Brezhnev here , are just into that sort of thing.

Whatever makes them happy.

Obamugabe wrote:You could should send Red^2's cigarette butts and beer cans to the People's Laboratory immediately!! They contain his DNA!
Imagine a World of Next Tuesday with thousands of Red^2 clones to rule over the proletariat.
GLORIOUS!!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well, crud. When I saw this topic had been bumped up with a new post from Marshal Pupovich, I thought I was going to see new photos of Red Square staring out the window, gazing at portraits, or just standing around looking confused--rather like the ones I always see of Dear Leader over at The White House Blog.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: Commissarka, again it seems you have perhaps misjudged the hard work I have done in the service of the People that was recognized by the Inner Circle in the form of rank and privilege. But I do agree that you are indeed deserving of a promotion as well. I fail to understand why you don't see that I stand right behind you.... yes, I am always behind you.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:But thank you for posting these very fine photos of Our Master and His Loyal Pup. Judging from the tales Leninka has been spinning on this thread, I wouldn't be surprised to hear you pulled him out of a well and got him out of trouble over at the old mill.