Reds Go Green! AWESOME!


Take note of the CPUSA's attempt to pull in "young voters" (can we call them that?) with their hip and edgy contrast of the old Communist Party to the new, uber-chic Green Communist Party!
I never knew Totalitarianism could be so... so... COOL!


Did they finally acquire the emptied AIG offices like the Chairman promised? Looks like everything is going along as planned...
A few days ago generous Chairman M. S. Punchenko
The Party is now moving all staff and Party Organs to our new HQ in the AIG corporate building. You will receive a memo in your in-box directing you to your new Party-issued work hole. All Party members will be outfitted with their very own scared shitless AIG corporate executive which is to be used for your own personal enjoyment. Torment away, Comrades. Torment away!

Meow
I never knew Totalitarianism could be so... so... COOL!Or that it's music could be so annoying....


Why did they not show the glorious Pheasants toiling for endless hours? I did not see one shovel in that video! I felt that it was very bourgeois. The Plumbing was inside!!! Computers and electronics!!! Chairs with cushions!!! This could set off class envy. Before you know it, the pheasants would want Heat in the Party offices.
Ok enough,




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Or that it's music could be so annoying....You beat me to it, Betty. It boggles the imagination that not only did someone record that dreck, but somebody else thought it was good enough to use as theme music.



Green=New Red


Green on the outside, Red on the inside.


Premier Betty
I believe they're called Watermelons.Green on the outside, Red on the inside.Never heard of it, but very appropriate. I'll remember said definition Premier.








Premier Betty
You're being friendly to the environment by encouraging new plant life to grow!Someone must plant those watermelons, if not, our children in the World of Next Tuesday won't have watermelons. Can you imagine the horror of a world without watermelons?!

*gasp!*



Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities


Premier Betty
It would be like a world without... Hot Pockets!*gasp!*
I honestly can't imagine, under the Current Truth, a world without Hot Pockets!
(off)
Someone will come along with a "it causes cancer" piece of crap.


They’re not Twinkies!


Premier Betty
Or that they can survive a nuclear holocaust.They’re not Twinkies!Well, it is good to have a food which can survive a nuke blast, than they will be cooked! They will be warm and ready to eat right away.



Comrade_Elliott
Well, it is good to have a food which can survive a nuke blast, than they will be cooked! They will be warm and ready to eat right away.What's the half-life of a Hot Pocket, anyway?




Why am I glowing?