Comrades, the Party needs your help!

You were probably also shocked by the first presidential debate last night... It was completely biased ... because the Evil One was able to speak a few words in between the orchestrated personal attacks (provided by Hillary's political correct comrade)!

We must do better next time!

I've come up with some ideas, but they need to be improved...
To make the next debate even more Party-approved:

• Hillary gets a handheld "shocking" device to give painful stimuli to Trump whenever he tries to speak.
  
• The part of the audience selected by the Trump team must be gagged and bound to their chairs. It is inappropriate for deplorable people to voice their opinion!
  
• Trump must be naked and constantly prodded in his behind by two Democrats dressed up as devils with Lenin face masks.
  
• The debate will be ONLY about Trump's taxes. All else is irrelevant in the eyes of the Party. Immigration, crime, jobs... trifles, I say!
  
• The moderator should be someone with more Party loyalty, let's say Bill Clinton or a representative of the Saudi royal family.

Please expand this list comrades, our work for Progress is not yet over!

Your comrade from across the ocean,
Minitrue

Our beloved MTE should not be rousted out of her hospital bed campaign planning center for something as trivial as a debate with the KKKapitalist.


She should be allowed to e-mail in her answers to pre-approved questions.

6. Mandatory standing ovations after every remark by Comrade Hillary.

Mandatory standing ovations are an integral part of any progressive movement. No comrade should be allowed to stop clapping willy-nilly. You only stop clapping when you see a corresponding sign or a cue card from Comrade Moderator.

Revolutionary discipline must be reinforced by administering swift revolutionary justice to the detractors.

7. Mandatory booing and heckling during every remark by Trump the Deplorable.

No comrade should be allowed to abstain from booing on a whim. You only stop booing or heckling when you see a corresponding sign or a cue card from Comrade Moderator. See above.

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Minitrue - I think you should be the moderator for the next debate.
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But if you do...
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Mmmh coffee... Pajamas... Sunday afternoon, raining outside, autumn leaves falling...

Thank you for your confidence comrade Putout!

8. Mute-Trump button

There should be a mute button in the hands of Hillary and the moderator allowing them to turn of Trump's mic every time they believe he is saying dangerous and disturbing things, which is most of the time. This will turn the areas around our TVs into instant safe spaces, protected from misinformation and rudeness. The People™ and the Children™ deserve be able to get all the korrekt information while remaining in their safe spaces comfortably numb and pacified.

9- "Shock Trump" box

In the day before the debate, NSA teams will forcibly install small boxes containing HD cameras and high-quality microphones in front of citizens' TVs. During the debate, if a viewer says "Shock Trump", the NSA computer that the Shock Trump box is connected to will give Trump a pulse of high voltage electricity. Every 100th shock lasts a full 30 seconds.

10- Reparations hotline

White people who watch the debate will be obligated by law to call the Reparations hotline listed on the screen. Their number will be traced and they will be forced work 24/7 and give all their paycheck to black people for the rest of their lives. They will live in sub-par housing and will not be allowed to learn anything.

11- Trump Suppression protocol

Instead of being able to speak, Trump will instead be strapped to a spinning wheel with a target painted on. He will be fed much sugar and Taco Bell to give his digestive tract a good cleanout. After each question, the MTE herself will step out from behind the podium, take a throwing knife, and throw it at the wheel. Viewers at home will get to rate the throws on a scale from 10 to 10 via the Shock Trump box.

12- People's Kube halftime show

At the midpoint, representatives and ambassadors from Kubistan will perform a selection of Kubist folk songs, including "Giddy Up Horsey!", "Mine and Work, Work and Mine", "Lenin the Leader", and "Stalin the Saint". They will then perform modern hits from Broadway musicals, but altered in the Kubist fashion to reflect our diverse, communist world. Then, the Kommunist City Kubettes, with Putout and Pammy dead center, will do the Can-Can. After the can-can bit, Kubist star "Johnny Kopek" will sing his latest country hit "Folsom Gulag Blues". Finally, Dear Direktor Red will close the show by cooking some folk dishes in a segment titled "Vodka: It's What's For Dinner". For the credits segment, there will be a recording of Kubist children singing the Internationale with a phone number for information. Of course the calls will be traced.

13 - A "Best of Hillary's Accomplishments" video/slideshow

Not able to be at the debate for the whole time you thoughtcriminal? We'll provide this short video to make the choice easier!

14 - Appropriate background scenery for both candidates.

Why do we need to keep using the U.S.A.'s colors and flags? Can't we be a little more artistic and use something else? Why not these?

For Hillary: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... 45e55e.jpg

For Trump: https://www.headlinepolitics.com/wp-con ... 3/Hell.jpg

Another rule should be to encourage Democrat voters to hit their own TVs every time they hear thoughtcriminal Trump expressing a criminal opinion. The rules allow using objects like baseball bats, skateboards, joysticks, etc. Watch these model Democrats and NeverTrumpers react in a Party-approved manner.

Red Square wrote:Another rule should be to encourage Democrat voters to hit their own TVs every time they hear thoughtcriminal Trump expressing a criminal opinion. The rules allow using objects like baseball bats, skateboards, joysticks, etc. Watch these model Democrats and NeverTrumpers react in a Party-approved manner.

Can we make a big bonfire out of this, like a book burning but with TV's?

Crushing tv's creates jobs! Go donald!

Comrade Minitrue - your picture with the link adorns today's American Thinker front page - and it has a special page, too. As of now it has 21 comments.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _3_57.html