New Russian campaign to trick Democrats in 2018 elections

The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the Democratic Party in the 2018 elections.

Billboards across the country funded by covert untraceable contributors are advertising that the GOP (Republican Party) is the political party of communism.

"This is very confusing to our voters, many of whom will now vote for the GOP rather than for us," said one concerned Democratic Party officer. "We are certain that as a consequence of this Russian influence operation, our base will switch parties and vote Republican in the mistaken belief that the GOP supports Soviet-style totalitarian socialism."

"As a result of this election fraud, many of our supporters who usually vote for the destruction of America, will instead be tricked into voting for a strong America. We cannot allow this to happen," a Democratic intelligence source told CNN.

"I've always supported communism," said ex-CIA chief John Brennan. "And this conflation of our sacred symbols with the Republican Party feels like a blasphemy to me and my comrades in the intelligence community. This is not who we are!"

The Democratic Party has called for a formal investigation into these new dirty tricks aimed to undermine our democracy.
 

 

Hey commies, if you want to vote resistance make sure you always vote for the candidates with an “R” by their name. That stands for Resistance.
 

If the people who designed and paid for this sign were actually trying to help the Russian influence operation to sow distrust in America's political institutions, and pit Americans against each other, what would they do differently?
 

This story is now on the Mother Page where it belongs! And just as I checked it, I noticed this dark humor from Neo-Kulaks in need of liquidation.



Very appropriate since now Democrat strategists are comparing Trump to Stalin. Now that the Left admits Stalin was as bad as Trump is, will they rescind the Pulitzer Prize they gave to Walter Duranty for propping up Stalin and covering up the 1932 famine?
 

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Now that the Left admits Stalin was as bad as Trump is, will they rescind the Pulitzer Prize they gave to Walter Duranty for propping up Stalin and covering up the 1932 famine?

They'll just put an asterisk next to his name and an explanation that his reporting was 'fake but accurate'.
 

Who the hell is Walter Duranty? Never heard of him!
 

With all what's going on let's just declare Ayn Rand a Russian influence agent and be done with it. Let Mueller investigate that link and indict the entire Ayn Rand Institute as Russian colluders.

Her real name was Alissa Rosenbaum, and if she weren't a spy, why would she take that spy code name of Ayn Rand? Trump has admitted to reading her books, and that's a clear link.

The problem with this logic is that Mueller is a German name and he can just as easily be accused of being a Nazi influence agent by the Russian agents at Fox News. My head hurts. Whose.agents are the comrades at CNN? Need to consult the manual...
 

"Everyone is a colluder except thee and me ... and sometimes I wonder about thee."
-- Old folk saying of the kollektive.
 

My Our Beet Collecktiv voted UNANIMOUSLY that Our Russian-Soviet-Government-In-Absentia™ has FINALLY demonstrated our OVERWHELMING Support for the Imbecilic american (ptui, ptui...) Wimpublitards who habitually vote away the "Rights Of Americans" (ptui, ptui...) and Lovingly Embrace The World Of Next Tuesday!!!
However now we are Extremely Concerned™ that We Progressives might have far too many of our Sainted 'Immigrant' Voters, who, being Totally unfamiliar with The Requirements Of Voting in "Old-America" might accidentally cast a vote for a - GASP! - "Trump-supporter" Hack - Gasp - Urrrp...

 

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This story is now on the Mother Page where it belongs! And just as I checked it, I noticed this dark humor from Neo-Kulaks in need of liquidation.



Very appropriate since now Democrat strategists are comparing Trump to Stalin. Now that the Left admits Stalin was as bad as Trump is, will they rescind the Pulitzer Prize they gave to Walter Duranty for propping up Stalin and covering up the 1932 famine?
 

This gets even trickier. Apparently Robert Mueller was investigating Trump's collusion in Ukraine, hot on Manafort's trail already in 2013.

Mueller visited Ukraine in 2013 to investigate Trump


 

And there is more!
By Muelle, I mean, by Marx - see this:




So what, you say? Komrade: ГОП ГОП ГОП - Russkies! Attack! KGB!

Look here, look here, Komrade:




Check yourself, Komrade! Your non-lying eyes!

The mysterious chain KGB→Putin→Ukraine→The-People's-Kube→GOP-GOP-GOP, paired with the ominous interference of Kube's Russian-Colluder-Guy (who whispers to us from within surrounding walls, if not directly from under our beds resp. fainting couches) – by Mueller, can ALL THIS be just pure coincidence???


UPDATE.
And now... Pamalinsky involved here? Up to her mighty bust, I mean, chest?
At the very center of videographed Mystery item No. 1? Russkie plot thickens!