Shovel-Ready AK-47

Do you love gardening, do you have a tool shed?

Please be aware that hiding in your garage, there may be dozens of killer, high-clip-capacity, school-penetrating, children-hating, assault weapons of mass destruction! Please send this message to all your non-enlightened friends to make sure that they call 911 when they encounter anything that looks like a shovel. Thousands of hardware and home improvement stores are selling AKs through the "shovel" loophole to anyone!



On this Thanksgiving Day, let me say this: God Bless America the only country on this [manurey] planet where you still have the freedom to build AKs in defense of Motherland! The only country where a [manure] shovel can become an awesome weapon of death and destruction.

In the name of Michael Timofeevich Kalashnikov ... and Flintoid ... and vodka ... you are no longer a [manure] shovel, you are glorious AK for defense of Motherland!

DIY: Shovel AK - photo tsunami warning!

Please note that this creative comrade made the receiver and stock from a common shovel!

My concern is that this may fall into the hands of those who are opposed to the current, victorious march into socialism and used against the Kollective.

The throwing of fresh beets in protest is encouraged. The snow is falling - good day for beet soup!
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P.S. I have lurked the edges of the Glorious Cube for quite some time. Finally, after much reflection (and Stoli!) I have decided to place my neck on the block (cube). While searching the internet for more reasons to turn kontrol of said internet to the most Glorious UN, I came across an article that is both heartwarming and disturbing.

I contacted Comrade Red Square regarding this and he "suggested" that I bring it to the attention of the Kollective. Please note: Comrade Red Square also "suggested" that I, in light of young gulagi that may view this, correct (censor) the article to make it more family friendly.

Article found by me, WiscoDavidovich, on capitalist (spit) propaganda website Zerohedge.
 

Am I "WiscoDavidovich" or "WiscoDavidivich"...? Oh well. Hope the Kollective enjoys this missive.
Thank you, Comrade RedSquare for this most glorious forum!
 

 

Dammit. Now Pinkie is going to have three of them (and will want to try one out...), Pamalinski will have one in pink, and Comrade Putout will be on the cover of Gardens & Guns with one, but we won't be able to see where she hides her spare magazene....

<off> I had the opportunity to meet Mr, Kalishnikov in Dubai at a Defence exposition. I dont' think this is what he had in mind...
 

 

That butt stock is not conducive to tight groups, as if that matters.
 

WiscoDavidivich

Am I "WiscoDavidovich" or "WiscoDavidivich"...?
Welcome to the kollektive, comarade!

If you're modeling your handle after Vasco da Gama, then maybe you should try Wisco da Consin.

The proper Russian name is, of course, Davidovich - as in award-winning actress Lolita Davidovich, starring in an award-winning movie The Inner Circle (1991).

Recommended viewing for all People's Cube Inner Circle Members and Lurkers alike.


 

It's time to credit Groucho Marxist for having educated us on the wonders of the Chinese Shovel, to which the Kalishnikov cannot hope to compare in its versatility as a "shovel-ready shovel":




H/T: Groucho Marxist at TPC:

https://thepeoplescube.com/post108643.html#108643
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--KOOK
 

Ah yes - a sawed-off assault shovel! And of proper Soviet design as well.

I raise my glass in appreciation!