Comrades,

Even though I am FORCED to live in this racist, fascist, capitalist, evil country, I do live in a region that is a wonderful, workers' paradise filled with elite and enlightened people, many regulations, high taxes, plus a very large state (silly me, there really is only one collective run by our wonderful Dear Leader) provincial government. A short time ago, I took avacation lowered myself to put up with the non-elite and unenlightened riff raff in provinces that had the audacity not to have a majority vote for our glorious Dear Leader in last year's popularity contest. Rest assured that I did not go to mingle with these low lifes in flyover country. Of course I only went to collect data for a report to write for which I will seek a government grant. And yes, I do realize that I have contributed to global warming by doing this research, but rest assured the report I write will be worth it. Of course I will request extra money in my government grant application to purchase carbon offsets that will enrich help our dear Comrade Gore in his important money making battle.

With that introduction, I must tell you, dear Comrades, that I was shocked at what I was exposed to. As I was sadly out of time and had to begin my drive home escaping the vile clutches of these unenlightened non-elites who have the nerve to say the pledge of allegiance and whatnot, I noticed a large handmade sign on land adjacent to I-44. It criticized our Dear Leader. How dare they? Do they not realize that our Dear Leader is so great that he is never to be criticized? What kind of fascist, evil, capitalists are these people? Do they not realize our Dear Leader speaks the daily truth and korrekt liberal speak of the day as provided by the People's Teleprompter? How can anyone feel that he does not tell us all we need to know and think on his near daily People's Television appearances?

I saw this most offensive sign committing the crime of criticizing our Dear Leader in the province of Missouri. In deference to the progs that live there, I think our Dear Leader should rename it the province of Misery. And of course, those who created the sign should be found and sentenced to a Chicago gulag!

Yes, there are few crackpots out there. Here in the Glorious Labor Collective of Michigan, some radical had a large handmade sign that said "GET US OUT OF THE UN"along I-94. I'm not sure, but I think he was convicted of a seatbelt law violation and sentenced to death.

Soon we will have laws that prohibit speech that is disruptive to the common good and stability.

Comrade Vlad,

You should be commended for not falling sway in the province of the greedy exploitative capitalist. Welcome to the gulag. I see you have come with a disciplined mind. This will be most helpful, and you can look forward to being promoted if you continue with this dedication to our glorious system. We need proles like you to keep the less disciplined and corrupted comrades in line.

The Great and Glorious Messiah Does Not Lie.

He promised to stop the war in Iraq in March of 2008, and he did.

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It's just those stupid soldiers who keep on fighting.
Fools!

Comrades, we have a problem. The lapdog media spends its time sniffing the Obutt, but when Obowma is overseas, he bows, and bows, and bows. Obowser in fact only looks down his nose at Americans.

So we have a problem. The lapdog media only looks down its nose at Americans too.

Dr. Johnson said it is impossible to determine the precedence between a louse and a flea.

So how do we determine this conundrum? Does Obowser sniff Ahbinafuckingjerk's ass before Katie Couric sniff's Obower's ass? Or the other way round?

It's a matter of the highest protocol.

And do not for a second suggest that an American president should not grovel on his belly before a short, mad, racist, Jew-hating, bomb-wielding madman.

Are you talking Comrade Stalin, praise be upon him, Commissar Theocritus? As we well know he also "groveled on his belly before a short, mad, racist, Jew-hating, bomb-wielding madman," named Hitler.

Welcome Comrade Linen Dyslexia of the Vlad Lenin Family in exile in Australia. Be cautious of those hate-monger, racist, Reicht Wingnuts, they have this odd notion that Hitler was a Socialist, we all know The Current Truth, HITLER WAS A RIGHT WING FASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like the Bushitler. So what if if Mao killed more people, so what, so what, so what I say!!!

Mother Theresa and Mao, comrade, a tag team you can cook the masses with.

[ off ]Don't read Hitchens' <i>The Missionary Position</i>, about Mother Teresa. You take away the view that she really had her priorities screwed. Running a hospice for cancer, she would permit no medicine stronger than Tylenol. Took money from Charles Keating and wouldn't give it back when it was shown to have been stolen from small people. I am not a religious man but that book was iconoclastic even to me. I had thought that <i>one</i> person...

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, we have a problem. The lapdog media spends its time sniffing the Obutt, but when Obowma is overseas, he bows, and bows, and bows. Obowser in fact only looks down his nose at Americans.

So we have a problem. The lapdog media only looks down its nose at Americans too.

Dr. Johnson said it is impossible to determine the precedence between a louse and a flea.

So how do we determine this conundrum? Does Obowser sniff Ahbinafuckingjerk's ass before Katie Couric sniff's Obower's ass? Or the other way round?

It's a matter of the highest protocol.

And do not for a second suggest that an American president should not grovel on his belly before a short, mad, racist, Jew-hating, bomb-wielding madman.

Comrade I have apprehended this butt sniff beast and using my Thought Criminal Mind Read machine I have determined it was next going to attack Dear Leader Obowma.
What must I do with this criminal? I do not think reeducation will help, maybe hit it with my shovel?

Vilhelm, I would recommend capturing that four-legged beast. I think that it'll clean up better than the Couric Monster, and even if being tortured would be more pleasing to the ear.

So that's where Pupovich has been of late...

Pupovich emailed me that he was considering a trip to the People's Republic of Texas.