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Simple Finery Always Speaks of Class - The MTE's New Doo!

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Oh Hillary, that hairstyle just doesn't cut it: Mrs Clinton prepares for huge UN meeting with lank locks

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:41 PM on 20th September 2010

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[/color]Oh, how pretty! I cannot stop feasting with my eyes. This makes me so--so, so, so . . . proud of our Emissary who surely will broker the Peace™! I'm sure all those men people over there will behold her and stop all of this warring nonsense. How blue she is! Have you ever seen such a hue of blue? Never! [highlight=#ffffff]Bluer[/highlight] than blue! Most of all, though, her upswept lank locks--are glorious! When I lived in the Gulag of Mass, we called this style Raging Revere Hair (do not pronounce 'r'!) What royal splendor would not be complete without the shiny clip at the top? I daresay she didn't find that at All-way-Art May. Oh, I do hope things work out for her this week!
Last edited by Comrade Whoopie on 9/20/2010, 8:21 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: Add picture and headline

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It seems we have the battle of the dueling doos...

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Zippy the Pinhead is not amused by the new do.

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I admit that I am quite concerned.

I proclaim freely (no pressure here) that all hairstyles are created equal and even when you can't comb your hair or put on makeup it is still equally equal... But it does not look good for The Party when she shows up in public in such a slovenly manner. (uh oh... is it a thought crime to judge something to be slovenly???)

It would seem that the wedding was even more expensive than we had previously noted. First she could not afford shoes and now she can't afford even some Maybelline. :(.

Is this the new equality? Is it one of the components of the World of next Tuesday that the cosmetics industry is to be redistributed into beet production.

I await the orders of The Party as to what I am to think of this development.

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Clearly our MTE is in search of the right "look" for 2012. Perhaps I could give her a gulag gal makeover. But such work doesn't come cheap and honestly, I don't have much to work with. It's gonna take more than spiked boob armor and samurai swords to give her the fearsome look she needs.

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You can take the girl out of the farm but ...

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Eventually it ends up here:
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:It seems we have the battle of the dueling doos...

Comrade Whoopie,

It seems you have come across yet another glorious picture of our Dear Leader and MOO-chelle wearing a combination of black and red. This combination of colors was also the subliminal choice of Dear Leader and MOO-chelle on election night with MOO-chelle wearing a black/red gown. The significance of this color combination always should warm a prole's heart: It symbolizes the anarcho-syndicalist/anarcho-communist movement. BLACK being the traditional color of anarchism, and RED being the traditional color of socialism.

Obama-hu Akbar!

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BigFurHat knows...

BigFurHat wrote:...the picture was taken before she was ready. Here is the full effect she was going for -

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Inspired by this...

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Glorious Peoples Director!

Laika sent a different signal to my tinfoil hat... I'm not sure what to make of this...

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I would hate to be the one to tell Comradette Hilly but her new do looks all done in (or is that her???). She should know, after all these decades and decades that her do must have ornamentations for such fancy gatherings. Otherwise, she is likely to appear as an dried up old Prog and no one wants that!

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and Welcome Comrade or Comradette Beet.

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Spasibo, Fraulein. I bow and scrape at your recognition. Scrape, scrape, scrape. Also, I am a he-beet.

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ah ha, a worthy prole! (this will go in your favor. Do not forget to keep 'greasing the spoon' if you are desirous of, how shall I say . . . gaining points?), prole he beet.
Praise Obama for beets and vodka!

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SimpleBeet wrote: I am a he-beet.

I think the Frau is admiring your mighty tap-root.

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COMRADE WHOOPIE! If I could whack you with Pinkie's shovel, you would be whacked! (but goodness know, I do not want to hack off the Pinkie...) I do not admire tap roots or little roots or any rootedness, comrade sir! Why, come to think of it, I don't even know of what you are speaking!

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Now, I think it is time for a glorious Peoples Beet Vodka and we shall put all this root talk behind us!! AND YOU HAVE BEEN DENOUNCED! (for good measure)

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I disagree! Her pulled back look is most fair and equally distributed! I have the urge to pull out me old "courtin' boot" and serenade the MTE with songs of peace and love and whisper Marxist poetry into her exposed ear....

That oughta get me moved up in the party.......

Also, Frau P has put me in a denouncing mood so I formally denounce Big Fur Hat for covering the MTE's face to resemble what is probably the most vile capitalist that ever lived, THE G-D OF THUNDER!


 
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