Terrible news, comrades. It appears that an anti-Progressive truth seeker liar has infiltrated a news organization of our blessed Motherland and is spreading the truth bald faced lies about our beloved hero space dog Laika! From none other than the (gasp!) Russian Information Agency:

https://en.rian.ru/analysis/20100819/160265846.html

Can you believe the lies??!! Laika was a "stray mutt"? She died after only 4 orbits? Her spaceship burned up in 1958? And two other dogs, Belka and Strelka, went into space and returned alive and now receive the glory that Laika deserves? Why, these dogs didn't even make it into space...you can see someone is just holding them in the air!


Lies, comrades, nothing but lies meant to denigrate our Hero Space Dog and our Progressive movement!!! What shall we do about this outrage, comrades?

On a related topic, it appears that Iran's space program is progressing nicely. Hero space turtle Mahmoud is now dressed for success in advancing Sharia throughout the Universe! Allah Akbar!!

I am not a stray mutt!

I am a Mongrel like Glorious Comrade Zero! Mutts are NOT Mongrels! Mongrels are special dogs with special powers like making the sea level change, and hope change, and change from a buck, not an evil Capitalist dollar!

Can you believe the lies??!! Laika was a "stray mutt"? She died after only 4 orbits? Her spaceship burned up in 1958?

This is highly most disturbing. Is our Laika the FIRST true 'hot dog'? But how so, when we know dear Laika is alive and living? Why, I do not believe this dogged news... Laika is way too young to be deceased since 1958. The People's Cube is not even that old.

Lies, spread by nefarious forces, no doubt. . . . and where is Comrade Marxist, btw??

Balaklava Lava Lampallah!

He who denigrates blasphemously against al-nabi Laikhadr will surely meet the wrath of Marx'Allah's Avenging Hammer and Sickle waged by his pious Chekahajedin in this life, and in the next he will be among the accursed in Gulagahannam!

Looolooolooolooolooolaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!

Pah! If Laika is dead who keeps peeing on the carpet in the Bunker?

(and if it's not Laika, I don't wanna who is responsible)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Pah! If Laika is dead who keeps peeing on the carpet in the Bunker?

(and if it's not Laika, I don't wanna who is responsible)

IT WAS THE GULAG GOLDFISH. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU HEAR IN LYING RUMORVILLE, IT WAS NOT ME. I DENOUNCE YOU FOR INSINUATING!

The capitalists still claim that Laika, hero to the masses, came back to Earth.
( I spit in their general direction !)
This is a falsehood of the most serious degree ! It is common knowledge that our space-machines are superior and do not suffer from this " orbital decay " they talk about.Comrades, Our dear Laika still is up there in space ..... electronically transmitting socialist indoctrination wisdom approved by the Information Ministry daily. Woof !

Trivia: In speaking of the cosmos, were you aware that our scientists have determined that, in the future, Mars can be adapted to beet production. This is glorious news !

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Pah! If Laika is dead who keeps peeing on the carpet in the Bunker?

(and if it's not Laika, I don't wanna who is responsible)

There is no such thing as "so-called Bunker". You must be confused with Pup's Pleasure Palace, Comrade. These are all counter-counter-counter-revolutionary lies spread by the bourgeoisie press in former glorious Motherland of USSR.Don't listen to these White Guards.

Did I say Bunker? I meant to say the carpet in my cubical here at Party HQ.

(so knock it off)

(and if it's not Laika, I don't wanna who is responsible)

Sorry. Jar leaks sometimes.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Did I say Bunker? I meant to say the carpet in my cubical here at Party HQ.

(so knock it off)

YOU HAVE CARPET?!! WHERE IS MINE?! WHERE IS THE EQUALITY?!!

Comrade Ivan, you leak? - ah haskies! I think that might account for a "pee" stain Comrade Whoopie so rudely pointed out .... and then tried to point hisfingerax at me!!

Frau, I wasn't blaming you for the pee stains. I'm blaming you for trimming your hair and leaving the clippings all over my keyboard. Speaking of clippings, I'd appreciate it if Mrs. Al and Pinkie would stop leaving their toenail clippings in my coffee cup.

Hero Laika Space Dog,

As a canine myself, though of the deservedly lowly proletariat species, may I be invited to this "Pup's Pleasure Palace" of which you speak?

PPeabody

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Speaking of clippings, I'd appreciate it if Mrs. Al and Pinkie would stop leaving their toenail clippings in my coffee cup.

But when we trim our toenails, the clippings tend to go flying across the room, so we like to make a sport out of aiming them into your coffee cup.

We'd use Betinov's jar except he keeps a lid on it.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:We'd use Betinov's jar except he keeps a lid on it.

Ahrrrmmmmm.... unlike some Party Members, who may need a lid of sorts, yet refuse to cap the damn thing no matter how hard The Party tries to promote Safe Lids™.

Comrade Whoopie, you are so hard to please, I am pondering the strong possible possibility, that you've flown over to the reichwinger side. Consider yourself like to have a little protein in the coffee.
Hair? There was no hair trimming only . . . . . umm, never mind....

I demand an investigation into lid safety, Red. Who was responsible to see the Comarde Ivan was safe and secure?? Was there uncontrollable lid leakage? Total lid failure? What about the "oh!" rings involved? Does the jar itself me government mandated standards?? Who is the Leaking Czar? Anyone know?

Fine, I'll get one of those German beer steins with a hinged lid. As for the carpet stain culprit, where was this Ivana Tinkle person during my lunch break yesterday?

You are most fortune we were not all having our bikini wax the other day, and still, you complain. piffle!!

I demand an investigation into lid safety, Red. Who was responsible to see the Comarde Ivan was safe and secure?? Was there uncontrollable lid leakage? Total lid failure? What about the "oh!" rings involved? Does the jar itself me government mandated standards?? Who is the Leaking Czar? Anyone know?

I am so screwed. Nothing like a good government safety inspection and plague of commissars to make your whole day.

No need to worry about Comrade Laika.

One of the Comrade's at the Collective farm thought he spotted Laika infiltrating a Tea Bagger event. This photo shows Comrade Hero Laika spreading the Truth about our Dear Leader to the Neo-KKKons and Nascar Neanderthals at one of these seditious and treasonous events.

umm, it appears to me, Comrade Zarkof, that someone spray painted Laika posterior area in an anti-Obama movement; but, it could be I am in need of newer spectacles. That is solely, speculation.
(pssst, is the "o" smudged??)

Most glorious Comrade Ivan, I was not considering your personal safety and livelihood, when demanding an inspection. I was thinking of the greedy kapitalist jar marker!! We know you are totally, and rightfully dependent on the work of others (as all loyal comrades are). Let me quickly check into canceling any Leaking Czar, Lid Czar, Water Czar, and Brainiac Czar who might be ascending upon the Cubical! Until this is, ummm, all straightened out, cough, might I suggest a dust cover or kerchief would be in order???? (and a drip pan)

it is just a thought.....

Proletariat Peabody wrote:Hero Space Dog Laika,

As a canine myself, though of the deservedly lowly proletariat species, may I be invited to this "Pup's Pleasure Palace" of which you speak?

PPeabody

That's Pupovich's gig. I don't go there. Proles of low self esteem do decadent things there seemingly behind The Party's™ Back. The Party™ knows about the party. Oh yes it does and I do not go there Peabody. You know what the Party™ said about sleeping with dogs and fleas.

Komrade Zarkof wrote:No need to worry about Comrade Laika.

One of the Comrade's at the Collective farm thought he spotted Laika infiltrating a Tea Bagger event. This photo shows Comrade Hero Laika spreading the Truth about our Dear Leader to the Neo-KKKons and Nascar Neanderthals at one of these seditious and treasonous events.

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Sorry Comrades. It's not me. Once again, I'm a Mongrel, although this Lady does have an impressive Tramp Stamp. It's the same as Michelle's without any leather and studs.

Pupovich's Pleasure Palace is not all that it's cracked up to be.

Mainly because I have to sneak in, I never get invited. And then they try to kick me out, and I have to loop time back to just before they caught me, and it just gets annoying.

I'm with Laika, why lay with dogs and fleas?

Comrade Laika and Colonel,

Many thanks for the warnings to stay away from the PP Palace. Yes, I want to steer clear of any party that The Party ™ knows about. Besides, I have enough fleas already.

However, I do tend to sleep with dogs, and will continue to do so. Hmmm....I wonder if Komrade Z can find me that Laika impostor from that teabagger convention. She may need some 'questioning'.....

PPeabody