No one has ever captured the spirit of Christmas like Uncle Joe ![/color]
Especially when giving to those on his enemy's list the gift of a Siberian vacation.

I am feeling your paper pain . . . . more laws, more mandates, more victims, more redistribution to be redistributed until there are no redistribution's left. I am weary of being wearing and need time off to enjoy our wonder Winter Solstice and pay a visit to Barack O'Claus.

Comrade Fraulein,
Your due diligence in management of Party leadership expenses is "noteworthy".

It is good to know that the true liberation of our ever-burgeoning socialist society is made possible by the work of efficient bureaucrats as yourself ... generating ponderous volumes of government paperwork that are needed to control every aspect of our lives.

Thank Marx for Dear Leader's empowering administration.

Btw: Enjoy your Winter Solstice Enlightenment Festival and Gift Exchange holiday.....
'cause it's back to your paper pile on Wednesday.

Krasnodar wrote:
No one has ever captured the spirit of Christmas like Uncle Joe !
Especially when giving to those on his enemy's list the gift of a Siberian vacation.

Excellent, Krasnodar! Yes, it's almost time to break out the vodka eggnog and sing Stalin carols!

No need to toil so hard, Comrade Fraulein. Just delegate all responsibilities to your lesser apparatchiks. Call it, "Spreading the work around."

Krasnodar wrote:

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No one has ever captured the spirit of Christmas like Uncle Joe ![/color]
Especially when giving to those on his enemy's list the gift of a Siberian vacation.

Comrade Krasnodar.....for just a moment my heart lept with pure progressive pride when I first laid my hard, cold, heartless, yet purely rational eyes upon your post. No doubt about it, Uncle Joe understood the true meaning of this so called holiday. He understood that checking his list and checking it twice was not just a necessary chore, but a calling. He also understood that this was not just a once a year tradition but rather must be done every day and often several times a day. Yet just when I was about to commend you for this posting I was gripped with a rumbling in my stomach as if my borscht had been strained through Kommisarka Pinkies stained and well worn Party panties! How could you have failed to extinguish this reference to a mythical "Christ" when referring to this celebration of Winter? Do you not understand that their are many young Marxists who follow the Cube and aspire to be future rulers of the USSA? What do you have to say for yourself in your defense? And you can be sure....this is to be part of your defense.....

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Krasnodar wrote:

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No one has ever captured the spirit of Christmas like Uncle Joe ![/color]
Especially when giving to those on his enemy's list the gift of a Siberian vacation.

,,,How could you have failed to extinguish this reference to a mythical "Christ" when referring to this celebration of Winter? .....

In Comrade Krasnodar's limited (and still unpaid for) defense, Dear Leader (PBUH) while enroute to Hawaii did decree by executive edict that Monday would be a holiday for all Federal workers that they may enjoy golf and lobster with the 2% such as he was preparing to do on Oahu. This was done in support of this "Christmas" event, and whether believed in or not, we (the federale's) took the day off. If Dear Leader says it's a day off, then dammit, (except for Hannukah) call it what you will-- just like MLK day, it's a day off. The defense rests.

Krasno, saving your bacon this early in the morning, two bottles. the usual delivery site.

Tovarichi wrote: In Comrade Krasnodar's limited (and still unpaid for) defense, Dear Leader (PBUH) while enroute to Hawaii did decree by executive edict that Monday would be a holiday for all Federal workers that they may enjoy golf and lobster with the 2% such as he was preparing to do on Oahu. This was done in support of this "Christmas" event, and whether believed in or not, we (the federale's) took the day off. If Dear Leader says it's a day off, then dammit, (except for Hannukah) call it what you will-- just like MLK day, it's a day off. The defense rests.

Comrade Tovarichi.....I can see that there is good reason for Comrade Krasnodar's failure to reimburse you for his defense. So you say that the Dear Leader (PBUH) declared Monday to be a holiday? So what of Tuesday? Hmmmm? And did he use the "Mythmas" day term? No, he is a beacon of diversity and knows how the use of such language demeans so many collectives. You can be sure as well, even if the Dear Leader said you could have a day off from doing the People's Work, he was only doing so to see who was the dead wood that needed clearing. You can be certain that I did not relax for even a moment. As long as their is a single kopek not claimed by the People, for the People, out there. Nor can I sleep as long as their is a single prole who fails to think as we tell him to think.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: So you say that the Dear Leader (PBUH) declared Monday to be a holiday? So what of Tuesday? Hmmmm?

Good Marshal, your concerns are noted, and unfounded. Being federal workers, our quotas were doubled on Tuesday since Monday was not spent tending the People's beet fields.

I will confess that I took an hour of personal time on Tuesday evening since it was the last shopping day before Kwanzaa.