Comrades, I am delighted to show you some new definitions of terms relating to the Dear Leader. I think they might be worthy of adding to the People's Glossary, but that is the place of higher ranking Party members to decide:

Obamunists—

Formerly known as socialists, they will be the engine that drives Obamanomics. They will build new bridges to socialist Europe and the rest of the redistributive world, teach us to accept Canadian-style health care and usher in the new post-capitalist era. Think money laundering, but on a much grander scale.

Obamawonks—

Since Dear Leader himself is fond of fitness centers,mirrors, beaches, basketball and other diversions, someone will have to do the real work: writing the vast new sea of government regulations,crafting legislation, "vetting" radicals for high-level appointments and reserving a place for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Air Force One. This will be done by the worker bees, the Obamawonks. Think bureaucrats in Birkenstocks.

Obamaniacs—

These are the campaignaholics who now have nothing to do and no place to go. They will become Obamorganizers — community and political organizers in the neighborhoods, drumming up support for Dear Leader's policies and programs at the grassroots level. They will work person-to-person and door-to-door. Think the Avon lady without the fresh scents.

Obamanippies—

This older group of Obamaniacs is composed of reconstructed hippies and yippies from the 1960s who have longed for a rebirth of the Aquarian age. They are industrious, but their brains still remain somewhat scrambled. They will staff the Bureau of Arts and Crafts and also act as new-age cheerleaders for The One. Think love beads and lava-lamps.

Obamunicators—

Formerly known as journalists, these wordsmiths,image-crafters and branders will assist the new Ministry of Information, which will be responsible for enforcing Obamaspeak and Obamathink. At the outset, they will work to dismantle conservative talk radio and redirect our attention to Obamavison so that we can all feel a tingle up our leg. Think Chris Matthews.

Obamebrities—

This is the glitterati of Obamaville — the King's Court in the Realm of Barrackus Maximus. While urging us to generously share the little that is left in our pockets after Obanomics, these high-flying zillionaires will continue their orgy of self-indulgence. All the while they will work to create Obamalot, a land of lords, ladies (and those somewhere in-between) united by love and tolerance. They are in secular Obammunion with The One. If only we could be as caring and compassionate as these Obamebrities, we too could attain superstarstatus. Think Oprah.

Obamacans—

Formerly known as RINOs, these Republicans In Name Only will constitute the New Bipartisanship — a vaulted alliance of the real believers, the true believers and the "me too" believers. Also known as The Cautious Ones, these Obamacans seek the same, but just a bit less,thank you. Think Colin Powell.

Obamanizers -
Formerly known as ACORNs, they will be fruity and multiply now that the Crapgress is handing them billions so they can find more present and former NFL players to register to vote numerous times in battleground states.

Obamacrats -
Formerly known as bureaucrats, they will turn a blind eye to ACORN vote fraud (as in Ohio and other states), conjure up votes to turn close elections (as in Minnesota and Chicago), conduct opposition research while on the public payroll (like that twirp did to Joe the Plumber), abuse their positions to intimidate the oppostion (Missouri) and generally ignore egregious violations of the law by Democrats. Their effect on this country's institutions will be similar to the effect termites have on one's house.

Obamalitia-
Redcoat "Americorps" volunteer street thugs who will assist voters in making the correct decision in 2012 and beyond. They will also use their club swinging skills to assist our Labor Unionists in enforcing "Card Check" operations at Walmart stores.

Comrade Whoopie-

Card Check is just the trial run of N. Korea/Russian/South African voting policies to make sure we work all the kinks out of the SOP before 2012- the last election.

-OV