My Empress, with the recent outbreak of unfortunate references the past few weeks and months, I thought it might be helpful to examine phrases that should be avoided.

If you may pardon me, and do pardon me....can I suggest that when it comes time to address The Name That Can Not Be Named, the following suggestions:

Never ever use the tern "black" when referring to TNTCNBN, It does not matter whether you use this term to praise him or to compare his pathetic lack of substance compared to your vast experience. Any reference to his skin color, or lack of skin color, will be seen as racist.

Never ever use the tern "African American" as well, for the same reasons above.

For Lenin's sake don't use any terms like "tarbaby," "n*****," "jungle bunny" etc. outside of your trusted campaign circle, and even there you should refrain for as you know, sometimes your private conversations do leak out.

Here is where it really gets rough. Never refer to TNTCNBN as "Hussein" as that would be seen as linking him to a certain blood thirsty tyrant brutally deposed by the evil Bushitler, but also an Arab.

Never refer to him as "Barak" as that also carries a hint of Arab nationality, could be mistaken for Mubarak, another Arab despot, or even Borat, a non-Arab but politically incorrect two-bit star.

That would seem to leave only Obama, but I suggest we avoid that as well. Obama also sounds Arabic, it rhymes with Osama, world famous mass murderer, and could even be confused with "yo mamma" - see rule 1.

In public, or anywhere you might be quoted, that would seem to leave only "honorable opponent," but this too could appear to be casting him in an unfavorable light as an opponent. "Fellow socialist" would perhaps be more appropriate and truthful.

No doubt we will need to work on how to address him in ways so as never suggest any link to Muslim religion as well.. But this will be a good start, and I am sure some of our comrades may have more suggestions.

I denounce Pupovich for creating a post on racism which is, in itself, racist. Even talk of race or racism is racism... oh piss, I happen to be talking about racism, as well. OK, I denounce myself, too.

Yay! Denouncements for everyone!

If you can't even call him Vice President without it backfiring, what's a girl to do?

"Vice President" implies that by not being qualified to be President, He Who Shall Not Be Named is inferior or impure, and has the purpose of nullifying or impairing the recognition, on an equal footing, his ability to be leader.

In other words, HRC is saying, by offering the Vice Presidency, that she is intrinsically superior, thus she is automatically racist by making such an offer.

Down with the "total racist society"
-Mikhail

There is still much more to be considered, for the Empress must also be careful not to make any such allusions to TNWCNBN''s minister for instance, as that too could be construed as a discriminatory remark. The Empress is really in a delicate situation. She dare not refer to him as the "front runner" for that could conjure images of a black man being chased by KKK, nor can she claim to be the front runner as that would imply her being superior. In the end, her best policy may be just to keep her mouth shut, which would at least show her as the candidate who is lying the least.

Even today, I discover that the Empress will now have to apologize for her apology.

Her biggest apology came in response to a question about comments by her husband, Bill Clinton, after the South Carolina primary, which Obama won handily. Bill Clinton said Jesse Jackson also won South Carolina when he ran for president in 1984 and 1988, a comment many viewed as belittling Obama's success.

“I want to put that in context. You know I am sorry if anyone was offended. It was certainly not meant in any way to be offensive,” Hillary Clinton said. “We can be proud of both Jesse Jackson and Senator Obama.”

That apology seems to suggest it is ok for people to be proud of these two.

instead of barak how about an anagram for Ka-Bar, Well, maybe not that might cut more ways than one.....

Perhaps Spitzer would make a good vice presidential candidate. He's not currently busy , and he seems to have the "vice" part down pretty good.

Premier Betty wrote:Yay! Denouncements for everyone!

I'm in the process of charging myself with a thought crime. It is so easy thanks to e-inditment! I can denouncemence myself in seconds.

We should have a contest to see who can denounce themselves the fastest....

Been there, done that, and all I got was this lousy shovel!

Besides, I thought that competition was against out phliosophy anyway.

Did the Motherland decry competition? Nyet! At least state sponsored competition. Look at the Olympics, and the progressive strategy of using manwoman athletes.

Ok, let me see if I can get this straight. Competition between individuals or insitutions is bad with the execption of those individuals or insitutions being sponsored by the state?

Da! Dud the Motherland, and now our Asian comrades decry the Olympics? Besides, my Tigers did the party's work and demolished competition!

I'm confused....

I was just pointing out that party approved competition is alright, and I also pointed out how my Tigers both competed, and destroyed all competition last year.

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Besides, I thought that competition was against out phliosophy anyway.

good point...

Commissar Pupovich wrote:I was just pointing out that party approved competition is alright, and I also pointed out how my Tigers both competed, and destroyed all competition last year.

"Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player."

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewforum.php?f=17

Pup, consider yourself denounced (if it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone).

Commissar Pravda, as you will see, I am completely sanctified.....


As you can see, my Louisiana Socialist University Tigers have followed the spirit and the letter of Party doctrine by eliminating competition, and crushing the dreams of those who would compete.