ACHTUNG MITGENOSSEN!
HERE IS A SPECIAL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE BOARD OF MEDIA-DIRECTED THINKING!

As it is well-known, Comrades, we have control of the Main-Stream Media. They are under our thumb, and are quick to sing the praises of the Glorious November Revolution, and denounce everything to the right of Jimmy Carter.

Talk Radio is a difficult matter at the moment, but Comrade Georg Sorosovich (by his own funding, since advertisers are still too unenlightened to pour money to keep it alive...since when do numbers determine the efficacy of The People's Truth^tm?) is still keeping Air America alive to challenge the errors of Right Thinking!

But here, Comrades, you can do your part...by scouring the Blogosphere, and ferret out the Thought Criminals who, under guise of "free speech" dare to challenge the Party-Approved Public Opinion!

I shall start the Cube's Black List with the following blogs:

Gates of Vienna - For falling out of Scandinavia's intrinsically progressive character...they stand against our Jihadist allies and their plans to turn Europe into the next Afghanistan! Boo! Hiss!

The War on Guns - Of course we war against any tool that could dismantle the State! The only proper tool in the hands of the proletariat is a shovel! But this blog, contrary to its name, runs counter to our plans for disarming the masses. They expose our plans! Pupovich, release your dogs!

DANEgerus weblog - Another misguided man of Scandinavian descent clipping newsarticles and other blogs on his grievance du jour. Usually provoked by Proper Propaganda and the People's Agenda!

The Dissident Frogman - It is no surprise that the French words "gauche" and "sinister" both mean "left!" It is Gallic duty to be progressive! Yet this one has lived in America for far too long...under the Bush administration (Hiss!). This one is easy to denounce, although, thankfully, he has not updated it in a while.

Link to your own ThoughtCrime-provoking blogs here! And let's denounce them all!

I denounce Kamerad DDR for using the bigoted term "Blacklist".
What's next? "Black balling"? "Black mail"? "Black hole"?
In February too!
Such hate, comrades!
Such hate!

<br>Democrat=Socialist - For squatting gloriously capitalistic butt cheeks over the heads of the state leadership and releasing its frustrations via evil, vile, right wing doody. Notorious drunkards and foul mouthed heathens. Should be not only denounced, they should be castrated.

Comrade I shall add the following sites for Immediate Black listing.

http://daysofourtrailers.blogspot.com/

This one defends Ebil firearms.

http://www.gunco.net/forums/index.php

This one offers building advice on Ebil Firearms

http://blog.robballen.com/

Robb makes fun of our comrades in Washington
<br>http://www.conservativesforum.com/

The Ebilest of all they dare Question the Great one!!!

Now I must Denounce myself for looking at this horrible sites..

Commissar Red Star CEO. Hemlock Hospitality Inc.
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight.
Keeper of the Sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns.
Defender of the faith.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I denounce Kamerad DDR for using the bigoted term "Blacklist".
What's next? "Black balling"? "Black mail"? "Black hole"?
In February too!
Such hate, comrades!
Such hate!

Hmmmm, you have an unhealthy obsession with Black, Comrade. Could you be one of the Black Hundreds? Perhaps you are a visitor of this counterrevolutionary black blog...I and my Bolshevik Beotches will be watching you...

In the meantime, I will add a few more to the Black List.

Xavier Thoughts - If ever there was a reason to nationalize healthcare, you certainly see it here. A nurse with a gun? Not in the Day of the Glorious O (sound of the EKG monitor, the Duck Call, the AK-47 charging lever, the Bedpan, and you MUST bow down!)! Once the politicization of hospitals is complete, you will only find Sheeple faithful proles!

Oleg Volk - A defector, who has also been infected with the ghastly gun germ. And has a predilection for western tastes in thin women (as opposed to the corpulent delights of collective-farm bred, beet-fed, beaten daily with a shovel into submission babushkas!), as indicated in some of his photographis work. He has been away from the motherland for far too long.
<br>Brain Terminal - This is a most nefarious blog, written by an anti-agitprop who had the audacity to expose the stronghold we have in AmeriKKKa's intelligentsia institutions (emphasis on "institution"). As we used to say in the Motherland, "a brain is a waste of a good shoveler."

Comrade, please add DequalsS.com (Democrat = Socialist) to your black list. Their hateful assault on our glorious revolution and Dear Leader must be exposed for the potentially successful threat it represents.

Even so, let them talk. These foolish reactionary conservatives will be talking amongst each other even as we herd them into the gulags.

Comrades,

I have been repeatedly assaulted by the thought criminals at www.americanthinker.com They even dare to reference the word "think" in the title of their wretched little blog. Any good progressive knows that thoughts and thinking are crimes against the State.
<br>Shovels should also be issued at once to the writers at www.conservativepunk.com In addition to engaging in the crimes of rational thought and free speech, they are self styled "punks". Do you know what that means, comrades? They are committing the crime of individualism, and they flaunt it in the open! Only progressives can be punk, so long as they look like everybody else.

Hmmmm, you have an unhealthy obsession with Black, Comrade.

Maybe Kamerad Comrade...maybe not.
Just to fore warn you...The African-American Maria has been dispatched to that certain rightfull part of the Motherland that was stolen from us by RethugiKKKans in 1867!

Laika the Space Dog wrote:

Hmmmm, you have an unhealthy obsession with Black, Comrade.

Maybe Kamerad Comrade...maybe not.
Just to fore warn you...The African-American Maria has been dispatched to that certain rightfull part of the Motherland that was stolen from us by RethugiKKKans in 1867!

They have populated that part of the country since then, and ever since we pacified them with the Civil Entitlements Rights movement, with Comrades Jacksonov and Sharptonovich cleverly weaving in the lie that they don't have to work to get money for as long as they appeal to the State to "reward" them for grievances that they themselves never suffered (and none of them lived 150 years ago), they have been under our thumb.

Even though certain White Guard agitators spring up every now and then, like Mason Weaver with his message of "It's OK to Leave the Plantation," that message is not widely publicized (thanks to efforts of the Committee), nor embraced by les africains urbains.

At any rate, here is one more blog to add to the list:
<br>The Power Line: This one raised itself to least-favored blog status when it accused Comrade Ratherorky of not checking out the facts when we tried to smear Ex-President Bush's National Guard record for the 2004 campaign. We, regrettably, had to Gulag him for that, instead of exalting him to a national office as is our usual policy.

Comrades, it is a long road ahead of us, and the Blogosphere seems to be a veritable nest of counterrevolutionary activity, but in the middle of this struggle to expose and undermine RightThink (a subset of ThoughtCrime), I do offer you a fresh breath of proletariat air:

The VPC Blog: So accurate, and so disturbing in its accuracy of the dangers of boomsticks, that it is required reading for the People's disArmament Committee!

ENOUGH! Back to your regularly scheduled intellectual shoveling, you proles!

Samizdata: Very dangerous thoughtcrime promoted here. Just clicking the link will incur a 15-row hoe at the People's Beet Garden.

SteynOnline and Eject!Eject!Eject!: Is there nothing more enraging than a member of the Party Faithful who becomes a turncoat? Do we not remember the sad rage when Whittaker Chambers abandoned the Cause? Do we not remember the damage incurred to our beloved Soviet Union as a result of Ronald Reagan's treachery? Here, we have nothing less than a wayward citizen of the People's Republik of Kanada acting as a mouthpiece for the enemy! And Bill Whittle, also former Party faithful, now a regular face at the despicable Pajamas Media.
<br>Need I also mention Instapundit? Our enemy well knows that academia is OUR turf! But unfortunately, you have an occasional sprinkling of defilement such as you find at the University of Tennessee. Hiss!

I credit Proletarian Robot with the following find:

The American Sentinel

PR also points out a very excellent strategy for mass-expanding the list of Black Blogs (I use that term to deliberately provoke Comrade Laika)--each blog, almost religiously, has its own list of related blogs. Note them, and mark them as unfit for Proletariat Consumption.

For your diligence, Proletarian Robot, the Party authorizes the PPPX to add an extra five wafers of Soylent Green to your Ration Card once that program is under way.

http://www.aim.org/

http://www.nicedoggie.net/2009

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

http://elborak.blogspot.com/

http://www.moonbattery.com/

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com

http://www.glennbeck.com/

http://www.ibdeditorials.com/Cartoons.a ... 9216394608 (michael ramirez)

the mother lode
<br>http://www.drudgereport.com/

DDR Kamerad wrote:I credit Proletarian Robot with the following find:

The American Sentinel

PR also points out a very excellent strategy for mass-expanding the list of Black Blogs (I use that term to deliberately provoke Comrade Laika)--each blog, almost religiously, has its own list of related blogs. Note them, and mark them as unfit for Proletariat Consumption.

For your diligence, Proletarian Robot, the Party authorizes the PPPX to add an extra five wafers of Soylent Green to your Ration Card once that program is under way.

We all know who wore black under Hitler, mein Reinemachefrau!

Be careful where you tread, Herr DDR!

That's "Putzfrau," not to be confused with the Jewish epithet...

Rooookat, you need further re-education...report to Platform 47 to correct your butchering of the glorious mother-tongue of one of the Workers' Paradise's premier satellite states!

And, recovering from reviewing that sickening load of bourgeois propaganda you posted (how did you come up with this, Tovarichkat? I think a Show Trial is in order!), here is a little refreshment to renew weary proletariat minds!

Diversity Lane: A Liberal Family Saga.

Here is a sample of its enlightened offerings! See how they lay into Right Thinking!

Not only do they praise the superior firepower of the Palestinian Freedom-Fighters^tm in this cartoon, they also excoriate the heartless Israelis for picking on them!

Ah... Platform 47! One of our newest addition. I thought we were doing well with the addition of Gleis S-21, but with the infusion of pork we recently received (430 billionish CEUs for "new jobs") we were able to expand the Hauptbahnhof, rail system, and the number of "shovel-ready" gulags. Gulag 47 includes work, work, trench latrines, work, work, 1 beet a week, and language training via "the immersion method". Deutsch is one of our specialities. Bring a bathing suit, shovel, lubricant, hedge trimmers, and a water board.

-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products