The Illegal's Progress


One day, deep in an oppressed land, Hey Zeus finds a Rule Book. He reads this Rule Book cover to cover. Hey Zeus gets woke from the responsible notion of improving his homeland. The Rule Book explains why his homeland suffers. Hey Zeus and his family live in a corrupt homeland of poverty because of Yanqui Domination. The Rule Book taught the method to make The Man responsible for removing his chains and burdens. All Hey Zeus had to do was leave his señorita, ninos, and ninas behind, and make his way to The Sanctuary City.

Hey Zeus began his trek. He never grew weary because all along his way, news from The Swamp encouraged him. Promises of housing, food, education, even free transitional medical health coverage filled Hey Zeus' ears. The Swamp's music kept his enthusiasm levels up. Finally, he crossed the Big River which bordered the land of The Sanctuary City.


At the Border House of the Interpreter, Hey Zeus finally is entered on the clipboard of deliverance. The chains of White Privilege which bound the burden upon his back were shattered. Unfettered. Hey Zeus is packed within the dank air confines of an 18 wheeler container traveling to The Sanctuary City.

At last Hey Zeus reaches the limits of The Sanctuary City. He clambers out of the dark container and into the bright sunlight. He follows the directional cone marked path across the tarmac of the airport within The Sanctuary City.

Hey Zeus can hardly believe it when boarding a Yanqui Federal Aircraft that will fly him to some undesignated location. He smiles in self-satisfaction. At last, all his costs of life will be paid by The Man, in perpetuity. The Rule Book assures him he is secure in safe hands of the Yanqui.

What a nice parody of the Bunyan classic!

Was it too nice?

Being an adjunct jackalope satirist shouldn’t mean walking hallways of egg shells because of the sacrilegious depiction of Hey Zeus portrayed in The Sanctuary City, should it?

https://www.frontpagemag.com/hamline-un ... al-future/

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

1/26/2023, 5:27 pm

What a nice parody of the Bunyan classic!

Maybe, it’s a nice parody of the Alinsky classic, as well.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... 5-million/

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/30/2023, 6:09 pm

Maybe, it’s a nice parody of the Alinsky classic, as well.

This is a natural consequence after the U.S. used a drop and roll to guarantee a communist victory Brazil's Presidential election.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

1/30/2023, 7:14 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/30/2023, 6:09 pm

Maybe, it’s a nice parody of the Alinsky classic, as well.

This is a natural consequence after the U.S. used a drop and roll to guarantee a communist victory Brazil's Presidential election.

The game our gov't is playing is similar to Battleship, the Rio Grande version, as seen below. It's the People's Cube of paper-based games.