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Wolverine!

Oops. The Biden administration consider that a threat to them.

Margaret wrote: ↑

9/12/2022, 1:28 pm

Wolverine!

Oops. The Biden administration consider that a threat to them.

Doesn't matter: the Biden Administration also considers healthy heterosexual children who can read, write and do arithmetic a threat.
 

Margaret wrote: ↑

9/12/2022, 3:46 pm

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

9/12/2022, 1:49 pm

Margaret wrote: ↑

9/12/2022, 1:28 pm

Wolverine!

Oops. The Biden administration consider that a threat to them.

Doesn't matter: the Biden Administration also considers healthy heterosexual children who can read, write and do arithmetic a threat.
 

Being an extremist for knowing how to read, write, and do arithmetic?

Good! We don’t need a bunch of illiterate extremists with questionable wordviews about life, liberty, and pursuit of other people's property crowdin' prime jackalope territory, anyway. Besides...

If other countries are challenged for sending us their worst, the USSA must exceed in moral measure expected in other nations. Alinsky says. All comrades know this.

DEMAND only the BEST the USSA has to offer will be designated with the extremist label.

Rumor is, there's already an approved Constitution for operation of the facility!!


Keep an eye on that jackalope designer toaster...especially when left plugged in.

Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Colonel,

The first rule of having a SHTF survival plan is to not talk about your SHTF plan.  The old "If two people know something then it isn't a secret" rule applies.

I doubt I will need such a plan.  I'm old and slow.  I also have this unfortunate desire tendency to make and maintain contact with hostile forces.  I'm not smart enough to back away from a fight.  It is unlikely that I will survive the first engagement.  As I said, I'm old and slow.  The best I can hope for is that when it's all over, other side knows they've been in a fight. 

As far as forbidden pronouns go, this isn't the first time the Air Force has had a go at preempting speech.  In the 1990s there was a surge in political correctness.  Someone had complained that aircrew members were using "unsuitable" language over the radios, on discrete frequencies no less.  The word "knob" was mentioned in particular.  The 3rd Wing had a Flier's Call and all us flight suit wearing individuals were herded into the Base Theater.  As soon as the august official addressing the assembled group uttered the word "knob" all the airlifters began giggling.  This was misinterpreted.  We were admonished to grow up.  A C-130 Navigator then rose and respectfully informed the august official that one of our standard checkpoints on our most frequent training route was Skwentna Knobs.  A geographical formation so labeled on the low level charts.  The Flier's Call dissolved into laughter and chaos.  By the way, CHAOS is an acronym for the Colonel Has Another Outstanding Suggestion.  This does NOT apply to our most equal Colonel. 

Don't get me started on the General who's fondest desire was to be a fashion designer. 

Shouting "You kids, get off my lawn!" in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon
 

Comrades

What is a Fetterwoman? let's put aside the Party™ confusion on exactly what a woman is and focus on Fetterwoman. The only thing I can come up with is that a Fetterwoman is a very ugly woman. It's sort of like the LatinX thing. You would like to believe it's true, but I've seen my fair share of LatinIIIs as well as a few LatinIIs. I believe a Fetterwoman is probably the equivalent of a LatinII, or more likely a LatinI as there are no zeros in the Roman numeral system. I hope this clears up any questions.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 3:25 pm

Comrades

It's sort of like the LatinX thing.

Comrades

This is a LatinX



I remain
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 3:29 pm

This is a LatinX

Comrade, she's a WOMAN —something Progs can no longer define—much like the Warren Court couldn't define an "obscenity," but knew one when they saw one.

And...nobody is a LATINX —a term Progs desperately hope will catch on but which many if not most Hispanic people find absurd and insulting.

Also, she looks like my ex, who was euro-Spanish.
 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 2:18 pm

By the way, CHAOS is an acronym for the Colonel Has Another Outstanding Suggestion.  This does NOT apply to our most equal Colonel. 

It most certainly DOES, except I call them orders.
 

Comrade Colonel

It appears that my stab at humor has failed. I will no longer use Roman Numerals in any attempts (X=10/III=3) at humor in the future. I have failed the Party and will arrive at gulag on my own and without armed escort.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 9:06 pm

Comrade Colonel

It appears that my stab at humor has failed. I will no longer use Roman Numerals in any attempts (X=10/III=3) at humor in the future. I have failed the Party and will arrive at gulag on my own and without armed escort.

Not so fast.

Don't allow my zeal to expose and denounce the deformers of our language to be misconstrued as a failure of your Roman numerologic.

(Besides, I need some carpentry work done on my treehouse.)
 

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 9:06 pm

Comrade Colonel

It appears that my stab at humor has failed. I will no longer use Roman Numerals in any attempts (X=10/III=3) at humor in the future. I have failed the Party and will arrive at gulag on my own and without armed escort.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Comrade Dr.,

She is only a 10 (X) if she can cook breakfast also. I assume you have personal knowledge of this?

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

9/14/2022, 9:05 am

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 9:06 pm

Comrade Colonel

It appears that my stab at humor has failed. I will no longer use Roman Numerals in any attempts (X=10/III=3) at humor in the future. I have failed the Party and will arrive at gulag on my own and without armed escort.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Comrade Dr.,

She is only a 10 (X) if she can cook breakfast also. I assume you have personal knowledge of this?

‘pelipsky has heard tell of this grading system of women before. The question is, do hot, breakfast prepared, 10 (x) women vote to live in a FetterHood? When shots are fired, joggers who haven’t yet committed a crime that night are detained at gunpoint. Will bonafide 10x women of Pennsylvania vote to live in a FetterHood without being detained at gun point?

Comrade Tucker is asking important questions about Fetterwoman’s knob.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

9/14/2022, 10:05 am

Comrade Tucker is asking important questions about Fetterwoman’s knob.

Please refer all questions about knobs to Comrade Red Salmon.
 

Dunno about all this "womenX" talk, but what do you think of that toaster, Comrade Jackalopelipsky? Nice antlers, eh?

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

Rest assured that the Skwentna Knobs are still listed on the low level air navigation charts for the Alaskan People’s Republic.

There seem to be a lot of knobs in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Comrade Red Salmon,

I too am oldish at 69, but not too slow. I think that if you were still here in APR, we'd make a respectable fighting force. The only problem I see is that you use 7.62 Russian ammo, and I use 7.62 NATO ammo.

I can only find Kashwitna Knobs in Maps, which are east of Skwentna. I need to find some better maps.

Is CHAOS just an Air Force thing?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

9/14/2022, 1:44 pm

Dunno about all this "womenX" talk, but what do you think of that toaster, Comrade Jackalopelipsky? Nice antlers, eh?

That toaster may appear benign, just sitting there on the kitchen counter, but “appearance” is all you’ve got, Panem. Advise situational awareness at all times, comrade. Especially if you’re drinking milk from the jug, while standing in your underwear with the refrigerator door open.

You don’t want to see pictures, Panem. That’s one circus show!

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 9:06 pm

Comrade Colonel

It appears that my stab at humor has failed. I will no longer use Roman Numerals in any attempts (X=10/III=3) at humor in the future. I have failed the Party and will arrive at gulag on my own and without armed escort.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Note that this stab at humor was published by our comrades at the B.B. over a week after ours:
https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-ce ... as-made-up