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Due to dizzy yet? factor, regarding this Stark Dow headline whistle, if Stark can’t sell these products to other nations, does that mean a Biden Administration drop of Stark Products?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/16/2022, 10:37 am

Due to dizzy yet? factor, regarding this Stark Dow headline whistle, if Stark can’t sell these products to other nations, does that mean a Biden Administration drop of Stark Products?

I think a more important question is this:
Are Jackalopes Really Roaming the State of Wyoming?
 

The People’s News Headline clarification.

What is this “really” editorialization? Jackalopes roam if they want to. It’s their thing! You know who needs to be worried about real roaming jackalopes —-and we are everywhere, is Liz Cheney, Representing NOT Wyoming. The last thing Liz wants to see is a 40 mile convoy of jackalopes approaching Jackson Hole.

Russell Brand is a tool of Putin...which means Trump is gaining stolen votes. Every subscriber to The People’s News knows this, now.

Stolen Votes? That doesn't happen.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/17/2022, 3:00 pm

Stolen Votes? That doesn't happen.

Ivan, you have earned this medal today.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/17/2022, 8:45 am

Russell Brand is a tool of Putin...which means Trump is gaining stolen votes. Every subscriber to The People’s News knows this, now.

I'm not so sure I agree. He sounds like a classical liberal (socialist)...
...on cocaine.

Gosh, Ivan...a real pin on medal with ribbon!!!

‘pelipsky doesn’t know about Russell Brand talking on cocaine. Should there be a People’s News viewer alert for such things. Feeling better about whatever was ingested or injected in say, Joe Biden with a viewer awareness slide might clear up a lot of gibberish policy wonkism being presented for human consumption.

All, ‘pelipsky heard was that Brand is drifting towards conclusion votes may have been stolen. ‘pelipsky just cut to the show trial scene.

Thanks to all, but my military experience in the People's Army has left me with a handful of dangly-sparklies that used to impress the "opposite cis-gendered" but they don't believe that an old man like me could be capable of earning such anymore.  They don't believe me capable of a lot of things anymore.

In gratitude, I'd like to announce a special at Tractor Barn 2 tonight in Honor of Comrade (St.) Patrik, who long, long ago in a collective far, far away led all oppressed workers and persons of color to vote for the Green Party. Look at what the properly-dressed are wearing today if you doubt the lingering effects! 

Half Priced drinks and fried beet peelings for all, right after singing of the marching songs and tonight's circuit-riding political lecturer clears the front gate!

A blast from the past (2016 to be exact). The Zone seems to be getting twilighter and twilighter.

Comrade Subscribers to The People’s News, the News Flashes are keeping you, the re-educated readers of The People’s News, up to speed on The Party! How glorious is that? Don’t it feel great to live in The Zone?

Hey, Ivan, those fried beet peelings were good. Next time, ‘pelipsky will bring some beet humus for dipping purposes. Let ‘pelipsky know in advance, so beets can be commandeered at storage facility. Flashing your new medal could expedite the process, as not listening to excuses is heroic venture.