Lemonade Stand Tax Cheat Working Against Obama


Be of good cheer. Know that our fearless Leader is always at work. Why, just the other day, he squashed another evil, greedy capitalist in the making. This capitalist thumbed her nose at our benevolent, caring government by refusing to pay her rightfully owned taxes (in this particular case, referred to as "a license"). Arrogantly, she opened her business to spite government rules & regulations. And when she was confronted with her crime by a glorious government official, her response was to cry, whine and run to media outlets and complain because she didn't want to pay her $500 fine (tax) or pay her $150 licensing fee (tax)!
Now, for the sad part of this tale - due to pressure from Faux News and the constantly complaining of this greedy capitalist (no doubt),government relented and let her open the business, therefore STEALING monies owned government! It is any wonder, the economy is still doing so poorly? Dearest Leader is doing all he can to keep money coming into government so he can
I would encourage you to contract all local authorities and demand they not succumb to outside pressure, but continue to do what government
should do -GET THAT MONEY.


She should be sent to the local HEADSTART for political rehabilitation.How do those attitudes rise so early? Isn't the NEA in charge of every child in Amэяika? She must have been schooled at home. The parents must pay for this.
In the mean time, I must go back to digging another trench in the Gulag. My last denouncement has cost me a year's wages (why do they charge me $3,500 kopecks?).


You are so right to bring this to our attention. I remember well my own lemonade stand in my youth but I only charged 5 cents for a glass of lemonade (I was following the example set by Comrade Lucy in the Peanuts Collective.) Now this young girl seems intent on creating a "Starbucks" version of a lemonade stand. Before you know it, she'll be charging $5 per glass. We must stop her before she inspires others.
--Thought-Crime Warden






All I need is the word from the inner circle....


Thought Warden, indeed a good observation on your part. She must be stopped before more undisciplined yewth pop up with the same agenda!
Comrade Ivan, profit is the downfall of the collective, is it not. This is NOT the "change" Obama envisioned
Dear Mrs. Al, again, of such correctness. All the neighborly children should be gathered up and sent to Kinder Jiffy-Lobo ™ before evil thoughts take root.
Gulag4A, maybe fearless Leader will offer you a job in the IRS!! (I do hear there are some job openings - a few thousands, so hurry!


But, thanks to all of our efforts I will take it upon myself to remind you that our re-educational efforts have worked glorious wonders on the minds of MILLIONS of public school kids across the nation. For every one child that works for their own selfish greedy desires there are millions of children who have accepted the





Quote:
"I understand the reason behind what they're doing and it's a neighborhood event, and they're trying to generate revenue," said Jon Kawaguchi, environmental health supervisor for the Multnomah County Health Department. "But we still need to put the public's health first."Really? Collectivism never works and history shows this reality. This is why the United States is failing due to collectivism. Collectivist philosophies are a totalitarian format for regimenting human existence in the name of the "common good" or "public health." It subjects every aspect of life to the wishes and crazes of an abstract group. The political, social, and economic aspects of collectivism are derivatives of a philosophy whose ultimate cannot resemble individualism. Collectivists base their view of life on materialism, emotion, irrationality, and abstraction. Collectivists think of individuals as creatures whose destiny is determined solely by their material well-being. Where property rights is limited, or abolished completely, that the concept of ownership becomes a myth and a deception, as it is under collectivism, there ceases to be the kind of personal responsibility necessary, which must be one of owning, of giving, and of sharing, with substantial opportunity for voluntary and mutual conduct.
The goals of collectivism are the complete subversion of mankind to a totalitarian system which would deny both inner and outer liberty and justice. Collectivism is a parallel of feudalism. There is no great diversity between any principles of collectivism and collectivism in action. That is why many people go wrong in judging collectivism, because they, not knowing its beliefs, do not understand the present day actions throughout the United States and the world. Collectivism educates and applies that the individual is not only the servant of, but also the slave of, the State and the welfare of an abstract group. He or she exists for the State. His or her personal happiness is of no consideration at all if the strength of the State is in any way diminished or exposed by the individual. Collectivism is treason of the body, the mind, and the soul. It is the universal enslavement for the "common good."
It is a shame that this young inspiring entrepreneur's dreams are shattered due to collectivism. Big Brother's excuse, "we need to put the public's health first." Obviously this young girl cannot defend herself thus, if I were her parent, I would file an action at law for trespass and trespass on the case in a court of record and challenge this oppressive nonsense.
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin







Fraulein Pulloskies
"mmm, mmm, mmmm Barack Hussein Obama." and thank you for lifting our sagging spirits, El Presidente.Please recheck the above posted photo from the event. No. Thank You for your Obama Bake Sale.





Them Revenuers shoulda' busted up her little stand with a axe and poured out all her lemonade on the ground.


Comrade Whoopie
Making untaxed lemonade...that girl is a moonshiner! And she was selling it so that makes her a bootlegger too!Them Revenuers shoulda' busted up her little stand with a axe and poured out all her lemonade on the ground. You are too kind, comrade. Her stand should have been razed to the ground; her livestock butchered and distributed to the masses; and her family, her filthy whore family, deported to the frozen wasteland that is Detroit. This little girl knew exactly what she was doing and now some poor woman of color at the Department of Agriculture is losing her job because of this hateful little cracker girl. Thanks. Now I pissed my pants in anger. This is the third pair this evening.


Chairman M. S. Punchenko
...This little girl knew exactly what she was doing and now some poor woman of color at the Department of Agriculture is losing her job because of this hateful little cracker girl. Thanks.Now I pissed my pants in anger. This is the third pair this evening.
Chairman Meow... perhaps you are in need of this?






Never let good crisis go to waste.

If not now, when?
Serves the little Nazi right for making profits without sharing a cut with local government
She selfishly exploited the thirst of the downtrodden masses just for profit, and now she wants the People to feel sorry for her for crying. I'm so glad The People's Republic of Oregon is on task to stomp out the dying embers of free trade in the next American generation.
The problem is widespread with brazen kkkapitalists shamelessly advertising their evil deeds on the internet:
More evidence of racist speculators gouging unsuspecting consumers at lemonade stands across the so-called land of the free. We must stop these Little People.


Comrade Punchenko, I am thinking it is time to invest in ObamaCare Dependables & Preventables for the occasions of which you speak. It is better than all that laundry wasting of water (assuming that you do launder at some point).
I denounce myself for not considering the effect the little capitalist have on the environment and the stealing of fruit from mother trees. Obviously, we need more laws.




Doña Marina Tlacotl
End the proliferation of lemonade stands in our time.If not now, when?
Serves the little Nazi right for making profits without sharing a cut with local government
She selfishly exploited the thirst of the downtrodden masses just for profit, and now she wants the People to feel sorry for her for crying. I'm so glad The People's Republic of Oregon is on task to stomp out the dying embers of free trade in the next American generation.



Thank you for your sympathy demonstrated through your gallant offer of a taxpayer funded job with lifetime benefits in reparation for my victim status as a member of a party approved identity group. You are most generous and deserve many warm fuzzies for possessing above average compassion and full length care. Lesser mortals can't compete with Progressives probably because of genetics and lack of Michelle nutrients.
I was, however, promised a position as lifetime Czarina in Dear Leaders' administration in exchange for a small donation of the foundation's money that I made to Dear Leader's election campaign. The funds came from our subversive college campus group The Commission of Kill Whitey and the Marxist Overthrow of the Racist United States.
Unfortunately, the people around Dear Leader advised him to throw us "under the bus." He can't fulfill the promise now because paranoid Rethuglicans exposed our federally funded group after our many years of openly advocating the overthrow of the federal government with the full support of the university. Racist Fox News and Drudge picked up the story. Plus the Bush tax cuts for rich crackers on Wall Street caused another Great Depression forcing the Senate to remove our funding from the Obamacare bill before our leaders could deem it passed. Times are tough, Comrade, but getting better because of Obama's large stimulus package as the narrative goes.
I read your bio with interest. I, too, am a skank. My name Dona Marina is a variation of Malinche, that loose woman who betrayed the peaceful and eco-friendly Aztecs by helping Cortes conquer the Native Americans then living in the technically advanced flint industrial complex of Atzlan. While Europe was squatting in the mud perfecting ocean travel, firearm, and advanced agricultural technology--technologies that Europeans stole from peaceful and eco-friendly Mooslims--Aztecs were inventing math, music, soccer, pharmacology, heart surgery, and superior feather weaving technologies.
Tlacotl means second born. "Second born Malinche"--Malinche slept with the enemy Cortes and birthed the first elitist mix of Spanish and Indigenous offspring. These mixed offspring lorded it over the non-Spanish population and enslaved the population to an absolute tyranny of an all powerful state.
My hope is to korrect current day injustices by repeating historic mistakes. We
The only thing standing in our way is the archaic US Constitution and quaint folkways of the minority identity groups themselves. Many of them were brainwashed in Christian churches that still recognize God. It's troubling when I hear of a party approved minority that sides with racist conservative Tea Partiers on social issues, such as marriage, homosexuality, and abortion.


Doña Marina Tlacotl, oh my, what a touching story. I wish you much success with your endeavor. Re-education and the rewriting of history is one of our goals, as it is of Mama Mo's.


Leninka
Any child caught with a lemonade stand, ought to spend at least one year as one of Mrs Al Czarweary's underwives in her cave, as part of a critical re-education program.Or placed Up Against the Walmart...



Fraulein Pulloskies
Chairman Punchenko, should be be made the Czar of College Admission to make sure these racist, capitalist yewth are denied entry. (at least not before graduating from Jiffy-Lobo)Doña Marina Tlacotl, oh my, what a touching story. I wish you much success with your endeavor. Re-education and the rewriting of history is one of our goals, as it is of Mama Mo's.
Fraulein, congrats on the new face...the old one, was...ummm...OLD AND UGLY! There, I said it! I denounce myself...





OR, you could send a hefty donation to me, to be given to my favorite charity (to be announced at a some undisclosed later date) to supportthefrau@cubical.com


















Leninka
There's still a few bottles of these left in our storage shed:Hey! Throw me a bottle.


Fraulein Pulloskies
Think ou, darest Leninka fr a wellI was waiting for just the right occasion, Frau. This was it. Now it's time to gather some more rotten potatoes for another batch. I only wish Comrade Buffoon would stop hoarding potatoes in his extra boot.


From lemonade. Lemonade is a bourgeois drink. Citrus was used by sailors hundreds of years ago to avoid scurvy while they were sailing to oppress indigenous peoples. Anyone with a connection to lemonade is therefore a People's Enemy and an Oppressor of the Native.
Also, we need to slap the shit out of this little girl because she's so freaking dumb. If she's just called it Leninade, we'd have Meow out there, on his back, his paws in the air, exposing his soft underbelly all for the a chance to grovel for some Leninade.
Fraulein--whatever became of your wattled dugs? You so ensorceled me with them before that they had become a nighttime fixture in my mind. And now. You look...
And Leninka. What are you doing looking hot? I tell you, it does not do for Comradettes to look hot! Stop it at once!


Need I say more?


but I digress.............. is Comrade Theocritus suggesting the wayward capitalist be rewarded for profit seeking?! There was no intent shown in sharing with the collective.


But I'm an old comrade, Fraulein: do not tease me by your ripe dugs now. I'm settled into my groove now, and I know who I am. But I keep feeling this disturbing urge toward Fraulein Boobs Version One.
No, Sally Ann Kulak Lemonade didn't intend to share the profit but then you don't have to if you're doing something which is special and holy. Go around telling people that part of the profits will go to world peace--and give $1 to Ben and Jerry's, which will give part of their profits to world peace. See how that goes? You don't have to be right as far as intent goes, only as far as the actual rule of law goes. Parse, parse, parse! Didn't Slick Willie teach you anything?
RR, your picture of the Lovely Helen Thomas did me the favor of clearing out my sinuses. As well as my bowels. And my eyes hid inside my head.


I too, miss my glorious previous look, with the stout, strong jawline, firm brow. thin wispy hair and almost firm boobage, but I could not turn down a "free" or would have been permanently ousted from the glorious gulag. (but I fear there is a "expropriation date" on the new look so do not become too accustomed).


You've got a lot of nerve. Here, you leave us to go have a heart makeover, and then you complain about ours? With the coming elections in the USSA, we progressive women must compete with these looks obsessed Rethuglican women. Inner beauty just isn't enough. I'm still me inside, and so is Fraulein. Can't you just use your imagination? We'll be back to our selves in no time. Just let us have this look through the summer. Puleeze.



Now compare the inner beauty of these loyal democratics. Anyone can see their beauty hidden deep deeeeep in their soul.

and comrade Theo mars or momentary moments of makeover delights? SPIT! I say!


Leninka
Fraulein Pulloskies
Think ou, darest Leninka fr a wellI was waiting for just the right occasion, Frau. This was it. Now it's time to gather some more rotten potatoes for another batch. I only wish Comrade Buffoon would stop hoarding potatoes in his extra boot.
Dearest Leninka, I would never commit a crime such as hoarding, especially of the Peoples Vodka with the women folk. How do you think I get all of my Peoples Pleasure?


Comrade Theocritus, perhaps I was a little hard on you. Hope you are feeling better after your heart re-do. Were you able to pilfer any meds?




Leninka
Any child caught with a lemonade stand, ought to spend at least one year as one of Mrs Al Czarweary's underwives in her cave, as part of a critical re-education program.Many thanks, Leninka. I could be for using some new white peoples blood for the


Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Is this to be meaning we are now to be having for good discount?


Quote:
She is Betty Friedan, who wrote the "Femynine

Leninka
Now, I know we don't often look to the past, however, I do believe this person ought to be placed in the same pantheon with Dear Leader, and his predecessors. She is Betty Friedan, who wrote the "FemynineAh, Dear Betty, Professor Emeritus of The Wombat Factory™. Intellectual High Priestess of
Dear Betty, just a vision of loveliness, who's
Thank you so much Dear Lenika for this




MILF Most Interesting Liberal Female


Aristotle, who was wise and thank god no one gives a damn about him any more, said that it's possible for evil people to thoroughly corrupt a system of government so that it looks just the same but is opposite.
So it doesn't matter what we say, as long as we get in. Betty could have been talking about disenfranchised furbish louseworts if there was a furbish lousewort lobby.
And thank you, Comrades, I feel the best in a year or more. Like flipping a switch. It's supposed to take 4 to 8 weeks to work and it worked instantly, enough so that the surgeon let me come home, even leaving late in the day. One's house is better than a Roachway Inn.


(what say? it wasn't? sure it was, I heard on ABC & CNN... what do you mean not yet? He pays what?!! why did you not tell me this earlier? Now I sound like a fool who doesn't know of what he speaking!!)
oops, I hear the phone in the gulag kitchen - back in a while.


Which is the last step before suicide.




Leninka
I think womyn like her just get better with age, don't you? I hope I look asHey, single motherhood makes it easier for both the man and woman to vote democratic, not to mention, it keeps the man away from the woman, reducing domestic abuse cases.




ENJOY


Elliott
Hey, single motherhood makes it easier for both the man and woman to vote democratic, not to mention, it keeps the man away from the woman, reducing domestic abuse cases.But stepfathers and live-in boyfriends are much much more likely to abuse children, meaning that we can hire another army of social workers and take the children from them to raise as we want. In our own private schools, our own proto-gulags.They won't know any better and so will be happy. Especially if we introduce them early on to Jiffy-Lobo.


Quote:
They won't know any better and so will be happy. Especially if we introduce them early on to Jiffy-Lobo. Jiffy-Lobo is mandatory and part of fearless Leaders agenda, dear comrade. ah ha, I just noticed... in the most accurate picture I posted of Mama Mo Antoinette, is that not dear Leader, peering on the front row?

Commissar Theocritus
They won't know any better and so will be happy. Especially if we introduce them early on to Jiffy-Lobo.I thought that's what Sesame Street was for, the indoctrination and what-nots.


Fraulein Pulloskies
Quote:
They won't know any better and so will be happy. Especially if we introduce them early on to Jiffy-Lobo. Jiffy-Lobo is mandatory and part of fearless Leaders agenda, dear comrade. ah ha, I just noticed... in the most accurate picture I posted of Mama Mo Antoinette, is that not dear Leader, peering on the front row? I no longer wish to serve collective inspecting prole dancers.

So did we all Commissiar E, but evidently, some of the little ankle bitters are slipping through the commercials and becoming capitalist!




I hope this will be of assistance in your time of need.


Fraulein Pulloskies
So did we all Commissiar E, but evidently, some of the little ankle bitters are slipping through the commercials and becoming capitalist!I denounce Anthony Sullivan and Billy Mays for promoting capitalism though commercials!
I also denounce myself for failure as the commisar of hypnotic tv devices to teach the children to ignore commercials and capitalists.


I would never say that Pupovich is a drama queen who never loves anything more than strutting his stuff in a star chamber, so I won't say it.
Even though it's true.


Fraulein Pulloskies
But of course. It is all for the greater good and it does dear Leader no good if you are permanently impaired and visually challenged from ocular assault.I hope this will be of assistance in your time of need. marxist.jpg
Reporting for duty


Commissar Theocritus
Elliott, are you sure that you want to step into Pupovich's racket of self-denunciation? It's a tricky act to pull off. First, you have to denounce yourself just right, so that you sound sincere, but not as though you enjoy it. If you enjoy being denounced, then one day you may wind up enjoying other little pleasures. Like BDSM. Keep that in mind.I would never say that Pupovich is a drama queen who never loves anything more than strutting his stuff in a star chamber, so I won't say it.
Even though it's true.
This might explain why I'm sadistic, particularly in the enhanced interrogation techniques department in the local gulag. When we have criminals to deal with, the warden and/or sheriff calls me up and say "You're needed."
I've found through extreme pain comes sublime pleasure. One who needs to be "corrected", when they finally win the victory over themselves, find themselves in a state of pure bliss. When the error is erased, the being is in a state of perfection. Is that not magical?
On the Puppovich note, that might explain that photo of him in that dress, but I, for the longest time, thought that was because he wanted to feel pretty in private, and Pinkie happened to look into the window at the time.


Fraulein Pulloskies
aaakkkk! OLD AND UGLY, why I'll have you know the late beloved Mr. P was entranced with my personage, endowments and facial exquisiteness, Marshal Pravda. I will have to investigate with my Union attorney's what offensives you have forced upon me and have a ginormous law suite against your discrimination.OR, you could send a hefty donation to me, to be given to my favorite charity (to be announced at a some undisclosed later date) to supportthefrau@cubical.com Umm Fraulein...CHANGE IT BACK!!! I hope you do...your old/new avatar was MUCH better...


Commissar_Elliott
Leninka
I think womyn like her just get better with age, don't you? I hope I look asHey, single motherhood makes it easier for both the man and woman to vote democratic, not to mention, it keeps the man away from the woman, reducing domestic abuse cases.
you may have a point there...good one, salute!


Thanks thought for the salute.


Elliott
I've found through extreme pain comes sublime pleasure. One who needs to be "corrected", when they finally win the victory over themselves, find themselves in a state of pure bliss. When the error is erased, the being is in a state of perfection. Is that not magical?Of course, Elliott, of course. That's brilliant. Let's given them, the ones who survive, a reward.Let's call it Frequent Flier Miles.And yes, Pravda, it is nice to see you. But then I've been away some myself, doing some reconnoitering for the collective. I've been to the People's Republic of Austin, and there's only one reason to go there--it's to get a piece of the Capitol dome.

Commissar Theocritus
Of course, Elliott, of course. That's brilliant. Let's given them, the ones who survive, a reward.Let's call it Frequent Flier Miles.And yes, Pravda, it is nice to see you. But then I've been away some myself, doing some reconnoitering for the collective. I've been to the People's Republic of Austin, and there's only one reason to go there--it's to get a piece of the Capitol dome.
I forgot to post that in my previous post.

What can those frequent flier miles go to? A barbed wire covered stick, electric shock, or. . . the evil tickling machine?

Is the capitol falling apart, or did you swipe a piece of it?