Following the recent successful relocation of the Bureau of Land Management to Grand Junction, Colorado - a move which will force many DC career bureaucrats to stay behind and quit - insider leaks indicate that President Trump has plans to move the White House and both houses of Congress to the middle of the country as well.

An executive order is being prepared to relocate each of the government branches to a different state in order to bring legislators, judges, and the executive office closer to the American people.

Anonymous sources inside the White House stated that Kansas, Nebraska, and either Wyoming, Iowa, or South Dakota would be the third state.

The Supreme Court would move to Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi.

The Department of Defense will move to either Oklahoma or central Nevada.

All other federal agencies will quickly follow suit and move to various states.

After the move, legislators will be able to fully relax in their new environment and have the honor to actually meet, and interact with the people who live in "Fly-Over Country."


Kansas

Nebraska Wyoming
Arkansas

Iowa Central Nevada

Mississippi


Oklahoma


Where would you move Federal Agencies?

FBI to Umiat, AK, of course.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:They'll be as lost as Alice or Dorothy, wondering who are these people who call themselves by the tribal epithet of "American" and engage in this activity called "work"?

E―g―g―z―a―k―t―l―y.
As lost as if they were put in Nacirema Country.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:

They'll be as lost as Alice or Dorothy, wondering who are these people who call themselves by the tribal epithet of "American" and engage in this activity called "work"?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:They'll be as lost as Alice or Dorothy, wondering who are these people who call themselves by the tribal epithet of "American" and engage in this activity called "work"?

E―g―g―z―a―k―t―l―y.
As lost as if they were put in Nacirema Country.

Or, maybees they act like they ain't from around here...simply because they are exiles FROM Nacirema Country, DC.

just l.o.s.t. in America because Nacirema didn't w.o.r.k.

'pelipsky
over an' out

Can we put them all on that rocket to Mars? It might make a great WokeFlix series.

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:Can we put them all on that rocket to Mars? ...

Da! Even "The Penguin" Nadler would fit.
(if the apparatus would lift off, that's another question)