US Warships Deliver Message: Morsi to be New Syria President

Dear Comrades,

In a special telegram delivered by USSA Navy warships in the Eastern Mediterranean, Comrade Party Chairman Barack Barackovich Obama has issued an ultimatum to President Bashar al-Assad: resign so that the Syrian people can elect Mohammed Morsi as President of the Syrian Arab Republic.

Comrade Obama realized that Mohammed Morsi was the ‘right president for the wrong country’ after the recent protests in Egypt caused the White Fortress to reconsider the situation. In consultation with Saudi Arabia, Comrade Obama decided that President Morsi needs a ‘fresh start’ to begin anew his political career.

Because President Assad is mismanaging the war and allowing chemical agents to be used in his nation, the Party has determined that he has terminated his legitimacy as leader of Syria. Meanwhile, he has also offended the sensibilities of Moslems throughout the “Bedouin’s Paradise” of the Middle East and established himself as a counter-revolutionary force against not only the ‘Arab Spring’ but the ‘American Summer.’

President Morsi is the perfect candidate for Syria, commingling his Islamic Fundamentalism with a firm determination to rule his nation according to the Democratic Socialist principle of ‘One Man, One Vote, One Time.’

Support Morsi as the new President of Syria! Obama will bring a new era of peace in the Middle East through reassigning Arab leaders!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
 

And an alternative Morsi poster:



Mohammed Morsi for the new President of Syria!
Support Obama’s efforts to bring peace to the Middle East through reassigning Arab leaders!
 

Comrade Nomenklatura-climber. I can see why you are a "climber" indeed. This is the sort of brilliant and progressive thinking that will get one noticed in the Party, and I can assure you, you are being watched....closely.....and with great interest.
 

 

Ahem. Perhaps we can all agree on this one.
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

ScratchanitchForPresidentOfSyria.jpg
Ahem. Perhaps we can all agree on this one.

Yes indeed Comrade ROCK. I am involved in a hell of a scandal over on the Comrade Scratchanitch FAMOUS thread, so that made me qualified to run for awfus-

There is nothing better than a major scandal about the Moral Turpitude, Gross Immorality, and Ethical Malfeasance of a Demmycrat running for Awfuss to guarantee him to WIN BY A LANDSLIDE! -

See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ ... Fr3TN.dpuf
 

Will it be Morsi in Syria with chemical weapons? Al Sharpton in Israel with a race-card? Or Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a bottle of beet vodka? Watch the exciting game unfold ! (you don't get to play).


 

I cannot express how disappointed I am to see comrades practically scrambling on top of each other in an effort to seek power over the People. One would think this is the board room of some capitalist pig big oil room. What are your qualifications comrades? Are you related to the Kennedy's like our beloved, AWOL, Chairman Punchenko? A man after the People's heart if there ever was one.

Now as you all know, I have never sought power or fame for myself. I live to serve the Common Good™. I may not have any Kennedy Blood on my paws, but I certainly have Huey P Long blood in abundance. Personally, I have no desire for fame or power, and thus no desire upon the leadership of Syria, However, because I hate to see my comrades acting in such a rethuglican manner, I will accept the burden, For the People™, lf necessary.
 

Marshal Pupovich

Personally, I have no desire for fame or power, and thus no desire upon the leadership of Syria, However, because I hate to see my comrades acting in such a rethuglican manner, I will accept the burden, For the People™, lf necessary. I see your Compassion™ and raise you one -- I myself would do it For The Children.™
 

RedDiaperette

Marshal Pupovich

Personally, I have no desire for fame or power, and thus no desire upon the leadership of Syria, However, because I hate to see my comrades acting in such a rethuglican manner, I will accept the burden, For the People™, lf necessary. I see your Compassion™ and raise you one -- I myself would do it For The Children.™
I officially hereby see both your Compassions™ and call - I am holding the fact that I would do it for the Disabled LGBTQU African-American / Native-American Children™!
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

I officially hereby see both your Compassions™ and call - I am holding the fact that I would do it for the Disabled LGBTQU African-American / Native-American Children™!

"Disabled LGBTQU African-American / Native-American Children™"????

You are a divider of people comrade.... I am a unifier!
 

Ahhhh, but the sum of their diversities is greater than the whole of their similarities, Comrade!

FORWARD!
 

Oh, how I enjoy watching fellow Progs battle their way to the bottom of the pile.
 

In case you're still confused, here's something to unconfuse you:

A short guide to the Middle East



 

Comrade People's Director, this is why we must have boots on the ground.

Only Comrade President B. Husseinovich Obama understands who's naughty and nice.
 

Obama turns his attention back to WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT-

Obama Plans Gay Rights Push in Russia

With tensions between the United States and Russia already strained to the breaking point, President Barack Obama is preparing to press Russian President Vladimir Putin even more by meeting with Russian gay rights groups and human rights activists during this week's trip to St. Petersburg for the G-20 summit.

 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

Comrade People's Director, this is why we must have boots on the ground.

Only Comrade President B. Husseinovich Obama understands who's naughty and nice.
So many questions!
1. Who is this "Boots" that we must have on the ground, and in what manner are we to have him/her/it/them?
2. Is Boots naughty or nice? (This might partially answer #1.)
3. Is this part of Gay Rights Push that Comrade Scratchanitch tells us about?

With such genius as Dear Leader always shows, it is difficult for us mere peasants and workers to grasp it all.
 

RedDiaperette

So many questions!
1. Who is this "Boots" that we must have on the ground, and in what manner are we to have him/her/it/them?
2. Is Boots naughty or nice? (This might partially answer #1.)
3. Is this part of Gay Rights Push that Comrade Scratchanitch tells us about?

With such genius as Dear Leader always shows, it is difficult for us mere peasants and workers to grasp it all.

Being an old phart, the mere mention of "Boots" reminds me of the glorious Nancy Sinatry-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

Now as to whether those there boots were naughty or nice, sort of depends on yer particular point of view.

The "other thing" I cared a LOT about in 1966-67 was the Plymouth GTX - http://www.allpar.com/cars/plymouth/GTX.html

The one we had was beer can brown, had the 440, and it was really naughty.
 

RedDiaperette

So many questions!
1. Who is this "Boots" that we must have on the ground, and in what manner are we to have him/her/it/them?



 

Vladimir_Scratchanitch

The "other thing" I cared a LOT about in 1966-67 was the Plymouth GTX - http://www.allpar.com/cars/plymouth/GTX.html

The one we had was beer can brown, had the 440, and it was really naughty.

Comrade Scratch,

I know this one's blue, and a 68, but it's the thought that counts.


 

Comrade Scratchanitch, may I be so bold as to assume that you've entered the White House's "Evil Syria Photo" contest? You might just win yourself a Pelosi GTxi SS/RT, after which you'd forget all about those imperialist capitalist Plymouths!

Whew. Had to scratch out that "i" word, since that's OK now, because, if you don't think so, racist.
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

Comrade Scratchanitch, may I be so bold as to assume that you've entered the White House's "Evil Syria Photo" contest? You might just win yourself a Pelosi GTxi SS/RT, after which you'd forget all about those imperialist capitalist Plymouths!

Whew. Had to scratch out that "i" word, since that's OK now, because, if you don't think so, racist.

Wow. I had entirely missed that "Evil Syria Photo" contest and the Pelosi GTxi SS/RT video.

The only thing I can think of is how damned disgusted EVERYBODY was with John Kerry back in 1971- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucY7JOfg6G4

I remember my mother said his face looked like the bottom of a shoe. What that meant, I was never sure.


 

Vladimir_Scratchanitch

I remember my mother said his face looked like the bottom of a shoe. What that meant, I was never sure.
Comrade, remember, they assemble them here on-planet, after the mothership lands. Some turn out better than others, and you can hardly tell they're space aliens, but a few do slip through Quality Control - John Kerry, Kathleen Sibelius, Lurch, and so on.
 

Commrad Marx will make the appointment if Husseinovich does not succeed.
 

Good evening.

I have come in from the cold.

I see Glorious Leader is rearranging all deck chairs in Middle East.