Weiner Gets Treatment to Avoid Exposing Weiner to Expulsion


Weiner Gets Treatment to Avoid Exposing Weiner to Expulsion
I tried to support Weiner, but, alas, he couldn't pass the Wasserman-Schultz test, and so Weiner treatment is scheduled at the Lorena Bobbit Center. Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz agreed with his wife that his need for support is what makes the treatment necessay in order to liberate him from the cause of his need for support. Think about it.



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I have great expectations for Comrade Weiner after his treatment. Indeed, I expect him to join the Cube as Comrade Weinerov. I have commissioned a suitable painting of him to serve as his avatar. I'm sure he's among the many visitors to the Cube eager to become a member but uncertain whether artistic experts within the Cube would be able and willing to create a suitable avatar for him. Who knows? Maybe Red Square will have one ready for him whenever he seeks to join. No doubt he would be quite an industrious addition to the Cube given that his hands will be less busy than before.
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--Minister of Truth


Update:Weiner Resists Push for Premature Withdrawal; Weiner Gets Out In Front Despite Objections from Wife, Huma Abadin, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Weiner update from the Minister of Truth:


--Minister of Truth



How long will be there and if he is cooked is a separate issue,
Maybe he is hoping this would just blow away,
Or was that his goal in the first place.
Major says Be nice, sir!