Greetings Comrades! I am Vice Commissar Rahmovich, Commissar of Pirouettes and All Things Fishy. I hope that I can contributely greatly to the Greater Good in any way possible. However, I do not own a sharpened shovel. Perhaps a comrade in the inner circle can assign me a sharpened shovel; after all, everyone benefits.

Welcome home comrade and fellow traveler. Perhaps Santa Mao will bring you a shovel as he did with me this last Winter. Otherwise, Obama will be sure to equip you as he sees fit.

Perhaps the Non Denominational People's Spring Festival of Hope Rabbit can bring you a shovel, as it is a bit late for Santa Mao.

Last year Santa Mao brought me the revolutionary plans for my People's Rifle(TM), a beet top, and even sharpened my shovel for me! However since he also drank all my vodka, and AlGore left a steaming pile of Climate Change in my stocking, I'm not sure who came out ahead on the bargain.

I'm hoping the Hope Rabbit will leave me a carrot and some vodka.

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Perhaps the Non Denominational People's Spring Festival of Hope Rabbit can bring you a shovel, as it is a bit late for Santa Mao.

Last year Santa Mao brought me the revolutionary plans for my People's Rifle(TM), a beet top, and even sharpened my shovel for me! However since he also drank all my vodka, and AlGore left a steaming pile of Climate Change in my stocking, I'm not sure who came out ahead on the bargain.

I'm hoping the Hope Rabbit will leave me a carrot and some vodka.

Fortunately for us, the proles will harvest enough potatoes to manufacture enough vodka to quench all of our thirsts. I do however question the choice of a carrot to go with our fine vodka. Some fine Russian rye bread should go well, though. And perhaps Comrade Gore will improve our weather.

Welcome Vice Commissar Ramovich. I am not a member of the inner circle. However, I understand that the O'Shovels for everyone program is due to kick in any time now. I have not been here too long, myself, and all I have received is a little vodka and a few beets.