Who you gonna call?



The answer is very clear to me. Comrade Barack Hussein Obama. Look at the fear in the eyes on the vicious national Zoo animal. Terrorists are no match for our Dear Leader™ .






It is much more obamaesk and thoughtful to treat could-be criminals in a kindly fashion. After all, WE DO NOT WISH TO MAKE OVER CONTINGENTS.... and, umm, uh... right here contingents, ANGRIER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE AT AMERIKAN (since we live here).
I am voting for dear leader!!!, who has proved he can catch and


Ted State
Putin says we must fight terror.Putin urges cooperation with US on terror fight
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I would fear Pinkie's golden shovel of retribution and reeducation.







As one of a very short list of survivors of FOUR whacks from the shovel in one post, I can tell you that the shovel is faster. Much much faster. Beware, and be warned...




Anyer Marx
I'll go with Napoleonitano. She's got more bullets than anyone on the planet. Thankfully, of course.I'm glad those evil, people-killing bullets are not around ME, that's for sure!






Comrade Sovremennyy
I'm not sure those are people killing bullets next to Big Sis in that picture, look at the smile on her face...EWW! EWW! EWW!







Anyer Marx
Just hollow point suppositories ... for the masses.Captain Craptek
Reduces the chance of lead poisoning.And you might become a flying squirrel!


Once again I thank you for saving me time. I've adopted PART of your suggested Captain Craptek avatar - that, being the less painful text part.