IF COMMUNISM WORKS SO WELL. WHY DID THE SOVIET UNION FALL?

WHY WHEN VIETNAM ALLOWS PRIVATE INDUSTRY DOES THE GDP RAIS 7% A YEAR FOR 20 YEARS?

WHY DOES NORTH KOREA SUCK?

WHY IS THE UNITED STATES THE GREATES COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?

BECAUSE COMMUNISM DOESNT WORK

Whoah there comrade. Watch the caps lock...

I want free health care! It's a RIGHT!

Comrade Athens,
Is just propaganda tool of the Right. They used old movie clips and dubbed in computer voice that sounds like their Idol.

Premier Betty,
I am wanting that too and I WANT MY MONEY!

Yo, Cradle Man, know where I'm comin from? Can you pass our word to the "Big Man"?

PS, Betty, whole thing locked up on me. Had to re -launch IE to get back. Tried earlier to log in from e-mail and failed 3 times. Curious as to when this started?

Stalin was an asshole. If by asshole you mean a beloved leader who was the fortune of a nation! A couple decades in the gulag will teach you that!

Athens,

I realize that you are new to the Party (I've reviewed your profile), and a student to boot, but I cannot vote for such blasphemy! Forgive him/her dear Leader!

I do not have the authority to rebuke you, but I am sure that this will not be taken lightly by the Inner Circle. Renounce your statements and perhaps they will allow you to take a ride in the Black Maria to the KMRC, to be properly re-educated.

That is All,

Che' Gourmet
Executive Chef to the Inner Party
& soon to be opened:

Lucretia Borgia People's Restaurant, a true hallmark in Anthropophagy dining!!

This is incredulous!!!! It is clear that the public skool system failed to properly "indoctrinate" Comrade Athens. A couple of weeks at the nearest Karl Marx Treatment Center will help alleviate this burden on our new Soviet Amerikan society!

--
ZB

This will not stand. The Many Titted Empress will soon recieve word of this blasphemy, and if Commissar Comrade Theocritus reads this pornography, I suspect an impaling in your immediate future. Or perhaps a session with Che' and his flashing knives.

I would recommend that you renounce this foolishness at once and beg for mercy from the inner circle.

Premier Betty wrote:I want free health care! It's a RIGHT!

Absolutly, soon, the Obamasiah will enact it nationwide! Along with abortion and infanticide.

Young Comrade Athens;

You must confess your sins immediately. You should beg the Great Commissars forgiveness. Bow before Commissar Theocritus give him you wallet and perhaps he will let you go with a severe beating, or you having to clean Bruno room, (personally I would take the severe beating).

Perhaps Comrade Athens would prefer a special course of studies at the Karl Marx Treatment Center. He would be in better standing if he'd spend more time studying Lenin, Stalin and Our Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama.

Unless, it was his intent to receive a beating from Commissar Theocritus and clean Bruno's room all along.

Sweet Justice of Stalin!

Card check!
Card check!

OK, who voted in this poll?
With our new Union Card Check Right, The Party™ demands to know.

Smersh!

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Sweet Justice of Stalin!

Card check!
Card check!

OK, who voted in this poll?
With our new Union Card Check Right, The Party™ demands to know.

Smersh!

Comrade Laika,

Checked Voter Logs
Usual Cross-Section Voters:
Mr. O.Mouse, Mrs. O.Mouse, Joe Plumber, Mr. R. Reagan Sr., etc.

Not a single Party Member in the list.

Step aside, comrades, and let me deal with this one.

Athens:

How dare you come trolling in here with your insane rage and racism, thinking you can force your hate speech down our throats! Well, allow me to shove something down YOUR throat--MY SHOVEL!

Listen up, and listen good, you digitally lobotomized, Faux News addicted, knuckle-dragging, Bush-worshiping 19 percenter. Obama is now our leader--YOUR leader--he won by a landslide, while your old geezer candidate and his hottie moose-hunting hoochie lost like the pair of fearmongering losers they are. After eight years of oppression from that rotten evil dictator Bush--ooh, HOW I HATE HIM!--who stole the election twice, only to steal the Iraqis' oil and then our right to free speech--where was I? Oh yeah--after all that, I'm finally proud to be a member of this planet, because Obama is in charge and he will fix everything. He will bring Bush to justice--though he'll need more than two terms just to undo all the permanent damage Bush has done to this country and the whole planet.

What's that you say? Speak up, Athens, I can't hear you. Oh, my shovel is still down your throat. OK, now you can speak--oh, stop crying about your teeth. Obama will give you new ones, unlike George "You're On Your Own" Bush, who expects you to find your own damn dentist AND pay the bill yourself!

Now I expect you to do like the rest of us, and do whatever it takes to make sure Obama's reign administration is a success. That shouldn't be a problem for you, should it, Athie boy? After all, you had no problem marching in lockstep with the Bushies for the past 8 years. Piece o'cake, eh, Athie?

Support our leader. Get behind him, for with the righteous wind at his back, Obama will give us all plenty of free gas.

Take a deep breath, Athens, breathe deep. Ahh yes--smell that? That's the smell of freedom! Freedom gifted to us by Obama!

Pinkie deserves a "Beet Of The Week" for that beautiful re-education of this so called "Athens", but unfortunately she described Sarahitler Palinazi as a "hottie" when we all know she isn't, unless of course she was referring to the fact Sarahitler will burn for eternity in Capitalist Hell.
If that is the case then, The Bureau of Wealthspread will be notified, the proper forms will be filled out, then there will be the mandatory "waiting week" and standing in line before her case file is reviewed by senior party members. If approved, the closest beet collective will be notified with form BOTW-1917B 3 (v) section F for one free beet, delivery scheduled for September 2010.

See comrades!
Isn't The Progressive World of Days of Tuesday Past™ more just?

Comrade Athens;

Consider yourself "Lucky" Commissarka Pinkie appeared to be in a good mood. I would guess it is because the Our Beloved Many Titted Empress is returning to power.

Yes Comrade Athens, you are very very lucky today.

WHAT?!!? I most certainly did not call her a hottie! Someone's been tampering with my posts! Someone here is trying to suppress my free speech rights!

It's someone who obviously supports Bush, and still means to crush all dissent against his brutal dictatorship and oppress the masses by inserting pro-Bush, pro-Palin remarks into other peoples' posts! That's how the Bush regime exerts control over the masses--by editing everything we post online to make it look like we march in lockstep with his illegal, immoral policies. You have to admit, it sounds so much like the sort of thing he'd do, that it has to be true!

MY RIGHTS ARE BEING SUPPRESSED! I DEMAND REPARATIONS! SAVE ME, OBAMA!

Only the brutal regime of Bu$Hitler would dare to corrupt the words of such a loyal and important Party member!!

Could we have a sympathizer of the most Evil and Immoral government to have ever existed, among us?? Cheney is undoubtedly behind this. We must expose his agent and bring him to justice.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Pinkie deserves a "Beet Of The Week" for that beautiful re-education of this so called "Athens", but unfortunately she described Sarahitler Palinazi as a "hottie" when we all know she isn't, unless of course she was referring to the fact Sarahitler will burn for eternity in Capitalist Hell.
If that is the case then, The Bureau of Wealthspread will be notified, the proper forms will be filled out, then there will be the mandatory "waiting week" and standing in line before her case file is reviewed by senior party members. If approved, the closest beet collective will be notified with form BOTW-1917B 3 (v) section F for one free beet, delivery scheduled for September 2010.

See comrades!
Isn't The Progressive World of Days of Tuesday Past™ more just?

Comrade Space Dog,

As Comrade Pinkie is a member in reputable standing of the Inner Circle™, clearly the form BOTW-1917B 3 (v) sec. F can be fast tracked. We are the Inner Circle™! We can do anything we want. We are more equal than others. Therefore, Pinkie deserves her beet now more so than some "Joe Prole" living on the street.

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ZB

[quote="Commissarka Pinkie"]Step aside, comrades, and let me deal with this one.

[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Support our leader. Get behind him, for with the righteous wind at his back, Obama will give us all plenty of free gas. [HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff](all those lovely beets & potatoes, no doubt)

[/HIGHLIGHT][/HIGHLIGHT]Most venerated Commisarka,

A most glorious comradress after my hardened (calcified) heart!

Commisarka Pinkie, you are indeed a miraculous marvel! You bring small tears to my bloodshot eyes. Such venom! Such passion! The spirit of the Obamessiah is so strong within you. I shake literally whenever you embark on a righteous tirade. My hat's off to you, you erotic fille ....smiles dreamily to himself...the Party was gifted with this uncommonly loyal
lass....makes mental note to self to watch her closely....she makes my Argentine/Irish blood boil with....damned hormones....walks into freezer to shake off hot flashes.......

marching in lockstep for the Party's cause,

Che' Gourmet

Fail Comrade?

Tell me Comrade, what happened to all the communists when the USSR was reformed? Where did they go? Were there no committed Marxists?

In Germany after WWII was a decided issue, still there were those Germans who fought on for the cause of National Socialism. And yet after 70 years of glorious history, the committed Marxists gave up without much of a fight?

Nyet, Comrade. KGB man does not get to be in charge of country by accident. Taking the struggle underground perhaps, but the promise of the Glorious USSR still lives on.

And the seeds they have planted have borne fruit here, in America. Thanks to a certain mentoree of Comrade Frank Marshall Davis.

I tell ya!!! All that money the KGB poured into Frank Marshall Davis really paid off!!!

--
ZB